20 Useful Phrases 4 People Who Get On Your Nerves

[lakers]

1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f_cking sunshine?

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

4. Do I look like a f_cking people person?

5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

6. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

7. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

8. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

9. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be ...?

10. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

11. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

12. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

13. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

16. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.

17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

19. You look like ****. Is that the style now?

20. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

[USMC0311]

Damn Woman...I didn't know You even ever seen stuff like that, let alone postin it..I guess You developin a attitude... I like it baby.. Good for the circulation :yes:

[wrbones]

I've used every one of those,or variations, except for number 7!

Of course, I have asked folks if they've ever been abducted.....

[JAMarine]

I prefer #4 myself.

I love it.

:devious: