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lakers
09-24-02, 04:40 AM
" 8 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER "

1. USE YOUR HANDS ON MY DAUGHTER AND YOU'LL LOSE THEM LATER.

2. YOU MAKE HER CRY, I MAKE YOU CRY.

3. SAFE SEX IS A MYTH. ANYTHING YOU TRY WILL BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.

4. BRING HER HOME LATE, THERE'S NO NEXT DATE.

5. ONLY DELIVERY MEN HONK. DATES RING THE DOORBELL. ONCE.

6. NO COMPLAINING WHILE WAITING FOR HER. IF YOU'RE BORED, CHANGE MY OIL.

7. IF YOUR PANTS HANG OFF YOUR HIPS, I'LL GLADLY SECURE THEM WITH MY STAPLE GUN.

8. DATES MUST BE IN CROWDED PUBLIC PLACES. YOU WANT ROMANCE?? READ A BOOK!! :devious: