Sparrowhawk
09-19-02, 03:58 PM
GOOD-TO-GO! Good to go, good 2 go!, who came up with those words anyways?
And all those other cool saying? Like Sh*t Happens? Who are those people?
And what ever happened to "The Flying Finger of Fate Award?"
And, why can't you wear the same clothes two days in a row?
What if it’s your favorite shirt and you're not going to see the same people, and there's no skettie stains on it?
And whose idea was it, to say that your socks have to match, and why can't I wear white socks with black shoes?
What if they are black tennis shoes?
And why can't every woman be a blonde or a redhead?
And be toothless and own a bar?
And why isn't there a Fredrick's of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret in every mall.
And just what is Victoria's Secret, anyhow?
Why can't I fart, or burp, in mixed company and what's wrong with farting in your sleep?
And why can't I send a smelly fart through an email... to all those Spam mailers?
And why don't they make red tracers for air pistols?
So you can shoot at alley cats in the dark?
I bought me an air pistol today, gona get that black and white cat tomorrow morning. He keeps coming over to do his business in my back yard.
Gona wait till he's ready to deposit and as he squats, <b>BINGO!</B>
Then I got a bunch of crows that's been hanging around..LOL
Except one who has a broken foot. Feel sorry for him. He has had that broken foot for years, I’ll let him live, on account all the other crows pick on him and chase him away from the food. Of course just to be fair, I might shoot him on the other foot. LOL
http://cookbarela.bizland.com/flatcat.gif
And what's wrong with using a flatten cat one that's a road kill for a frisbee? Wouldn't that be great? You can stick a whistle in its mouth and when you throw him he'll meow.
Maybe I might have to post a disclaimer here in case some animal rights people are looking loooing around.
<b>The views posted on this tread by Sparrowhawk are his own and should not reflect in anyway upon Leatherneck.com or other Marines that post here, except Bones, He's Good-To-Go! LMAO</b>
And all those other cool saying? Like Sh*t Happens? Who are those people?
And what ever happened to "The Flying Finger of Fate Award?"
And, why can't you wear the same clothes two days in a row?
What if it’s your favorite shirt and you're not going to see the same people, and there's no skettie stains on it?
And whose idea was it, to say that your socks have to match, and why can't I wear white socks with black shoes?
What if they are black tennis shoes?
And why can't every woman be a blonde or a redhead?
And be toothless and own a bar?
And why isn't there a Fredrick's of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret in every mall.
And just what is Victoria's Secret, anyhow?
Why can't I fart, or burp, in mixed company and what's wrong with farting in your sleep?
And why can't I send a smelly fart through an email... to all those Spam mailers?
And why don't they make red tracers for air pistols?
So you can shoot at alley cats in the dark?
I bought me an air pistol today, gona get that black and white cat tomorrow morning. He keeps coming over to do his business in my back yard.
Gona wait till he's ready to deposit and as he squats, <b>BINGO!</B>
Then I got a bunch of crows that's been hanging around..LOL
Except one who has a broken foot. Feel sorry for him. He has had that broken foot for years, I’ll let him live, on account all the other crows pick on him and chase him away from the food. Of course just to be fair, I might shoot him on the other foot. LOL
http://cookbarela.bizland.com/flatcat.gif
And what's wrong with using a flatten cat one that's a road kill for a frisbee? Wouldn't that be great? You can stick a whistle in its mouth and when you throw him he'll meow.
Maybe I might have to post a disclaimer here in case some animal rights people are looking loooing around.
<b>The views posted on this tread by Sparrowhawk are his own and should not reflect in anyway upon Leatherneck.com or other Marines that post here, except Bones, He's Good-To-Go! LMAO</b>