SGT T
09-19-02, 08:39 AM
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your e-mail address is:
Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
:evilgrin:
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your e-mail address is:
Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
:evilgrin: