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Sparrowhawk
04-20-04, 02:28 PM
Gosh darn, I hate cold toilet seats
https://www.homecenter.com/pics/info220-170/kohler/4714-t.gif
thedrifter
04-20-04, 02:45 PM
Well if that is the only thing you can complain about you are doing good Cook......LOL...
In my house..they are never cold....LOL
I'm behaving myself before I get into trouble....LOL
Welcome Back Cook.....
Ellie
Cook, I thought your wife pre heated them for you.
Isn't that what we wives are good at, letting out hot air!! ;)
USMC-FO
04-21-04, 09:44 AM
Ya know as I think about this Cook here is what I come up with:
Don't you have a house full of daughters? and a wife? so how cold can the seat get? Also how do you find out there is a cold seat waiting on you more, than perhaps, once a day unless of course you are also a primary "sitter" for all necessary functions....?? Now this is OK by me--hell do what you want--but these are the questions that I come up with.
Personnally I am less concerned with a cold seat than I am with my son's lousy aim.... and this from a kid who tells me he wants to be a sniper...
Thanks for a nice light topic !!
cjwright90
04-21-04, 10:00 AM
Try a wooden seat. They don't tend to get as cold. Plus you get the rustic look. :)
airframesguru
04-21-04, 11:13 AM
I'm in the UK presently. The plant we are working in (Harlow, England) has the coldest dam* seats. All the windows are open. The poor turd won't leave the warmth of my bowls(sp).
Better luck to the rest of ya
USMC-FO
04-21-04, 11:38 AM
YIKES...WAY TO MUCH INFORMATION ......
Sparrowhawk
04-21-04, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by airframesguru
I'm in the UK presently. The plant we are working in (Harlow, England) has the coldest dam* seats. All the windows are open. The poor turd won't leave the warmth of my bowls(sp).
Better luck to the rest of ya
Try jumping up and down a few times, to shake things up.
LOL
Sparrowhawk
04-21-04, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by CAS3
Cook, I thought your wife pre heated them for you.
Isn't that what we wives are good at, letting out hot air!! ;)
She doesn’t know that's my motive for letting her use the pot before I do, early in the morning.
I just make like I'm going to the head, when she does, then I says to her. No, you go ahead, I'll wait.
She thinks I'm a gentleman, for doing that.
hahahaheheheh
thedrifter
04-21-04, 11:44 AM
Thanks Guys for the laugh.....I needed one today.....
Ellie
cjwright90
04-21-04, 12:47 PM
And what about those stainless steel seats on planes? Whoa! We're talking instant freeze!
thedrifter
04-21-04, 01:01 PM
Problem Solved.....LOL
http://www.magicjohn.com/b40.htm
:banana:
Osotogary
04-21-04, 01:02 PM
LOL.
snipowsky
04-21-04, 01:12 PM
We back woods folks use outhouses! What's a toilet?
:o
usmc4669
04-21-04, 01:55 PM
One would think that after serving in the Corps you would be used to any type of toilet seat by now.
usmc4669
04-21-04, 02:06 PM
Take it with you
usmc4669
04-21-04, 02:11 PM
When in doubt
USMC-FO
04-21-04, 03:06 PM
4669.....whoa what a pic !!
How bout the old slit trench method...saddle up,, drop trow...squat and drop...
usmc4669
04-21-04, 03:23 PM
Yea, I like that one. Didn't want to be drunk using it.:banana:
usmc4669
04-30-04, 02:00 PM
Remembering the good days.
GySgtRet
04-30-04, 02:47 PM
usmc4669,
I really like the one above the MK4A1 out house.
Semper Fidelis
Sparrowhawk
05-01-04, 12:14 AM
Can't wimen, be trained to put up, the toilet seat after they have finished using it?
usmc4669
05-01-04, 09:10 AM
Gee, looks like I got one on mine deleted again.:banana:
MillRatUSMC
05-01-04, 02:45 PM
http://www.magicjohn.com/images/Db-752nasm.jpg
Good Lord!!!
How much does this thing cost?
Sparrowhawk, weren't you ever up at Pickle Meadows for cold weather training?
There you had no need to worry about cold toilet seats...
LMAO
Semper Fidelis/Semper Fi
Ricardo