Smell Like A Man

[usmc4669]

Why do we want to smell like a woman, isn't washing your body with a unscented soap to remove the smell of a hog and also the dirt good enough? My grand-pappy always told me if you go bear hunting then you need to smell like a bear. So I guess if you are going girl hunting you need to smell like a girl. Now what kind of smell do you need to have? Maybe something that will click with Jean Paton's Joy, this will make you happy, then we have Elizabeth Taylor's Passion, this one I like I love to be passionate with some lovely young thing, now Dana Tabu isn't my choice, would wonder what was wrong with this one, makes you wonder,another good one Anna Sui, Sui Love, don't know what she looks like (I think that is a she) Yes "LOVE BABY", here's a good one, Yves Saint Laurent Baby Doll, haven't had a Baby Doll in years, almost forgot what they are like, now lets go inside, Gres Cabaret, here you get a little wine with your conquest, this one goes way back, Nino Cerruti 1881, don't know if I would want one that old, maybe my grand-pappy would, now one you will have to make a WISH by Chopurd, sure wish that you will let me lay you, watch were you put your hands Marine, one that makes my blood flow you know where, Clvin Klein Obsession, I am Obsess with her beauty, (after a few beers), now we come to the one for gays, this one wouldn't turn on any Marine that I know, Bob Mackie, Mackie, who would want to smell like Mackie? Maybe Barbie Doll after you didn't score.

[G.L.B.]

What the F**k is this guy talking about?!?!?!?!
Lay off the viagra Grandpa. geezzz

[usmc4669]

G.L.B.

[b]
What the F**k is this guy talking about?!?!?!?!
Lay off the viagra Grandpa. geezzz

You must be thick between the ears "sonny". Don't you know a joke when yo read one? and what does F**K mean. for a 23 year old world traveler you don't sound too smart. So why don't you get a life.

[G.L.B.]

Don't get all crazy Gunny.... might have a heart attack, and the world would be one more Marine short. My joke was reflecting off of yours. Calm the "f**k" <--(it's a bad word) down and breath!

[naclyknine]

Musk

[namgrunt]

Any guy who want to smell like a man can use WD-40, or a little Gear Lube. Or how about Taco Bell Bean Dip? There is a blend or chili and beans which should cause the highest of aromas when it finishes processing in your innards. An old favorite, which I don't really subscribe to anymore, is Old Kegger, which smells like spilled beer.

Personally, I like Lawn Clippings, and Tree Trim as a "night on the town" enhancer.

[usmc4669]

namgrunt, now you are talking like a Marine, a smell that any woman would love.LOL

[yellowwing]

I always loved the smell of the rifle range. Colt Firearms aftershave and cologne!

Ease off on Gunny, G.L.B. If he has a heart attack, who will I argue the finer points of politics with? :banana:

[usmc4669]

Thanks yellowwing I needed that

[Osotogary]

You guys are inspirational.:D

[G.L.B.]

Nice........I love it

[namgrunt]

Geez, Gary, you are fast.
Good semblance too. I guess the Bean Dip was a bit over the top, huh.

Yellowwing:
Your recollection tickled some good memories too, like the day I actually passed the 190 mark and qualified as a toiletseat marksman. I was so proud, but had forgotten the sensations until you reminded me. Thanks.

[greensideout]

What shall we call the BATF, the "scent" patrol?

Ahh, the scent of beer, a good cigar and gunsmoke! :)

[Osotogary]

Thanks namgrunt.:)

[yellowwing]

Oy-vey! And if she also smells like CLP and gunpowder, I'm in love! Where can we paste her target? :lick:

[usmc4669]

Osotogary, I wondered what you looked like.LOL

[Sparrowhawk]

before going into Da Nang on a supply run.. Just in case we got lucky... LOL



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