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Kegler300
09-18-02, 09:36 AM
- How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

- How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path.

- How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

- What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!

- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long? Polaroid's.

- What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick.

- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

- What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.

- What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk

- What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite.

- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

- What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.

- Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.

- Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.

- Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.

- What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.

- What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

- What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Darn! A Bad Skydiver Goes Darn! Whack.

- How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.