Subject: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

[usmc4669]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8
cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you
carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample
suds. Never mind the noises that come from
the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your
home. Be sure that there are no people between
the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom,and run outside where
he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be
sparkling clean.


Sincerely, The Dog :banana: :banana:

[Sparrowhawk]

Just think about it.

If you use your neighbor’s cat, they will be grateful for shampooing their cat.

Heck you might even start a pet cleaning service. LOL

[usmc4669]

Sparrowhawk, watch it that's 4669

What's you answer to what it takes to be a Marine. Chect it out.

Gunny

[greybeard]

Got just the thing for that unruly cat. Guaranteed to calm his little tantrums.

[Osotogary]

but..

[Saurian'sEdge]

What about kitchen floors!

Nevermind..... I think the cats cleaning behind the refridgerator now.....

Yep.

[namgrunt]

We should send this to PETA.
They would put Marines on their "enemies" list forever.

I don't mind cats, its their hacking furballs I can live without.
If any of you ever invents a feline furball extractor, you'd make a fortune.

You might even make Trump's "Appretice" show.
Perhaps they should put Amarosa in a toilet and see how she cleans up.