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nc.gal
03-22-04, 02:10 PM
3 MARRIED MEN

Three men were bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed doing at their house.He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Ohio.He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, & the cooking.He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better.By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a North Carolina girl.He boasted he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed --this was her responsibiltiy.He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little of of his left eye.:evilgrin:

GySgtRet
03-22-04, 03:00 PM
HAR HAR HAR NC. GAL

namgrunt
03-22-04, 05:06 PM
ROFLMAO

Thats a good one. Definately not an Army based girl, thats for sure.

Oh, by the way, saw your profile. Chocolate is Not a Food, it is a PLEASURE! :D