SheWolf
02-24-04, 06:39 PM
>In Honor of Stupid People
>
>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>
>On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
>(Dang, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>
>On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
>inside.
>(the shoplifter special?)
>
>On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
>(and that would be how???....)
>
>On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>
>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on! bottom): "Do not turn upside
>down."
>(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>
>On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
>(...and you thought????...)
>
>On packa ging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
>(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
>machinery after taking this medication."
>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
>could just get those 5-year- olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
>On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>(and...I'm taking this because???....)
>
>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
>(as opposed to...what)?
>
>On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
>(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
>On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
>(talk about a news flash)
>
>On an American A irlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
>nuts."
>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
>On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
>you to fly."
>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to(maybe even
>chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every
>once in a while.
>
>
>
>Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up.
>
>:banana:
>
>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>
>On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
>(Dang, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>
>On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
>inside.
>(the shoplifter special?)
>
>On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
>(and that would be how???....)
>
>On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>
>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on! bottom): "Do not turn upside
>down."
>(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>
>On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
>(...and you thought????...)
>
>On packa ging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
>(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
>machinery after taking this medication."
>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
>could just get those 5-year- olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
>On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>(and...I'm taking this because???....)
>
>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
>(as opposed to...what)?
>
>On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
>(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
>On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
>(talk about a news flash)
>
>On an American A irlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
>nuts."
>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
>On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
>you to fly."
>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to(maybe even
>chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every
>once in a while.
>
>
>
>Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up.
>
>:banana: