Sparrowhawk
09-10-02, 04:18 PM
Okay, so I ask CAS before she left our home on her trip alone across America.
"Do you have any protection?"
No, she answered, "I'm now married."
"No, you dummy," I said, "Personal protection, you know a weapon?"
No, she answered.
So I loaded her up with a goody box, some cans of peaches, and fruit cocktail and a P-38 for her to survive on in case she gets stuck some where.... and a <b>BIG MAG LITE FLASHLIGHT</b> to use as a weapon if she needs it!
Well as you may now know we're keeping track of her and she's <b>JUST NOW</b> getting to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
So, I asked her, what took you so long?
Laughing, she said, <b>"I found the BIG MAG FLASHLIGHT!"</b>...LMAO
http://store1.yimg.com/I/swps_1694_21979676
http://cookbarela.bizland.com/casflashlight.gif
"Do you have any protection?"
No, she answered, "I'm now married."
"No, you dummy," I said, "Personal protection, you know a weapon?"
No, she answered.
So I loaded her up with a goody box, some cans of peaches, and fruit cocktail and a P-38 for her to survive on in case she gets stuck some where.... and a <b>BIG MAG LITE FLASHLIGHT</b> to use as a weapon if she needs it!
Well as you may now know we're keeping track of her and she's <b>JUST NOW</b> getting to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
So, I asked her, what took you so long?
Laughing, she said, <b>"I found the BIG MAG FLASHLIGHT!"</b>...LMAO
http://store1.yimg.com/I/swps_1694_21979676
http://cookbarela.bizland.com/casflashlight.gif