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Sparrowhawk
09-10-02, 04:18 PM
Okay, so I ask CAS before she left our home on her trip alone across America.

"Do you have any protection?"

No, she answered, "I'm now married."

"No, you dummy," I said, "Personal protection, you know a weapon?"

No, she answered.

So I loaded her up with a goody box, some cans of peaches, and fruit cocktail and a P-38 for her to survive on in case she gets stuck some where.... and a <b>BIG MAG LITE FLASHLIGHT</b> to use as a weapon if she needs it!





Well as you may now know we're keeping track of her and she's <b>JUST NOW</b> getting to Albuquerque, New Mexico.

So, I asked her, what took you so long?


Laughing, she said, <b>"I found the BIG MAG FLASHLIGHT!"</b>...LMAO


http://store1.yimg.com/I/swps_1694_21979676

http://cookbarela.bizland.com/casflashlight.gif

Sparrowhawk
09-10-02, 04:30 PM
Maybe I'll delete it before she gets home..

I hope the batteries last!


ROTFLMAO

JAMarine
09-10-02, 05:26 PM
Oh have I got a story to tell you about being initiated onto the Police Dept. in Amarillo. Ya see we was checking out this 'Diamond Jims' place on Polk Street and my "buddies" had a dancer come out to the parking lot. They told me to put my Kale Lite down onto the pavement and I just could not believe what this gal did to it.

That's enough...... Oh I was so embarrased.

And ya know that flashlight was still setting in the same spot the next morning as I drove home. . . .. . . .

Hell yes I left it there!

LOLOLOL



And Yep. She's gonna kill ya. LOL

Sixguns
09-10-02, 07:06 PM
POWER SOME OTHER DEVICE!!! LOL

This might also explain why it took so long to check in. She had to pull over to test out the new batteries!! LOL

Sparrowhawk
09-10-02, 09:14 PM
She was laughing so hard, she almost ran off the road..


Said, she's stopping in Armarillo, Texas for more batteries and a bigger flashlight.


I guess it must be getting dark.

She said, she's only had to stop twice to pee alongside the road and only once did a semi-truck honk at her... LMAO

LadyLeatherneck
09-10-02, 09:59 PM
She's gonna kill you guys! Especially you Cookie!!!

Sparrowhawk
09-10-02, 10:45 PM
Let me quote you!

From what you posted on the other tread, <b>"CAS3 ~ Driving alone across AMERICA!"</b>


Originally posted by LadyLeatherneck
"Just remember CAS they'll never see you again so take your time and if they honk, wave back! :D

You just told everyone how CAS likes to drive naked!

I'm gona tell her you told them..... ROTFLMAO

Sparrowhawk
09-11-02, 09:55 AM
What ever she did, it must have been serious because this morning she found herself in OKLAHOMA!"

LOL

Spiderman
09-11-02, 10:18 AM
Chuck Norris museum


http://thewarriorwithin.com/images/chuck2.jpg

Sparrowhawk
09-12-02, 04:29 PM
has found out what those truck stops are good for...


GAS MONEY,,,,LOL

Sparrowhawk
09-12-02, 04:31 PM
I wonder what she used the batteries for?

LOL

CAS3
09-12-02, 04:34 PM
But trust me they aren't the right size!!

wrbones
09-12-02, 04:49 PM
You sound like your soem kind of expert or something....



Maybe you need a different kind of man?