cmbell
02-22-04, 04:39 AM
Things Never to say to a Drill Instructor
* My recruiter wanted me to tell you to be especially nice to me.
* I want my mommy.
*Okay, you can stop yelling anytime you want.
* I can't wait to graduate and be a real soldier!
* I should've joined the Navy.
* You want me to do what?
* Dude.
* My Mom (or Recruiter) said you aren't allowed to swear at me.
* Where's my stress card?
(I stand corrected, always associated with being
a "Army thing" but apparently actually
a "Navy thing".
* I'm a reservist and I'm just doing this for college money.
* I'm going to be an MP.
* Yes, Drill Sergeant! (definite NO NO!)
* My recruiter wanted me to tell you to be especially nice to me.
* I want my mommy.
*Okay, you can stop yelling anytime you want.
* I can't wait to graduate and be a real soldier!
* I should've joined the Navy.
* You want me to do what?
* Dude.
* My Mom (or Recruiter) said you aren't allowed to swear at me.
* Where's my stress card?
(I stand corrected, always associated with being
a "Army thing" but apparently actually
a "Navy thing".
* I'm a reservist and I'm just doing this for college money.
* I'm going to be an MP.
* Yes, Drill Sergeant! (definite NO NO!)