Bumper Stickers

[thedrifter]

Bumper Stickers

Have seen a few good ones lately.....

Let's hear yours...

"I Still Miss My Ex-Wife...But My Aim Is Improving"

"Bad Cop...No Donut"

"Horn Broken -- Watch for Finger"

"Driver Carries No Cash...Wife Has It All"

"If You Can read This...Thank Your Veterans"


Sempers,

Roger
:marine:

[ivalis]

Vegetarian.........HO-Chunk for Bad Hunter

[USMC_1983-89]

Here's some great bumper stickers I've seen!

"The only people I like besides my wife and children are MARINES!" Col. Oliver North...

"There's no party like Shore Party!"...

"USMC! When we do our job, people shoot at us!"...

"Forget 911! Dial 0311!"...

"Martyrs or Marines. Who do you think will get the virgins?"...

"Unless you're dead, you're not a former Marine!"...

"On the seventh day, God rested. Marines filled sandbags"...

"US Marines. Travel agents to Allah!"...

"If you can read, thank a teacher. If you can read in English, thank a Marine!"...

"I fought in Iraq so your ass can party in college!"...

"USMC. We still make 'em like we used too!"...

"Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are."...

[USMC-FO]

"LICK BUSH"

a home made sticker I saw here in MA.....

[devildog21345]

all men are created equal then some become Marines

On the bumper of my van

[namgrunt]

If you can smell my beans .... You're way too close!

[CAS3]

"I"m not speeding I'm qualifying"

[ivalis]

There's a Village In Texas That Is Missing Their Idiot

[montana]

cat....the other white meat

[namgrunt]

There's a Massachusetts Idiot - Who missed finding his Village

[Super Dave]

Death Smiles at All..Marines Smile Back!!

[Dragon Air]

"I Love to Eat Out" --On my jeep. I go it from a bar-b-que joint that only has take-out.

[mrbsox]

Been working on this for awhile.... finally decided to MAKE time to finish it.

Borrowed some graphics from here and there :banana:

[namgrunt]

Nice job, mrbsox. You should print that one up and sell it.
Here is the opposite:

Honk If You Fool Around!

[leroy8541]

I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!!

[jfreas]

Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.

[jfreas]

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of ANYONE who Threatens It."

[cmbell]

"Yeah the Marines are in the Department of the Navy, The mens department"

[jfreas]

On my pichup truck I have one. "Driver only carries $20 worth of ammuntion".

Another favorite is. "Life Liberty and the Pursuit of anyone who Threatens it."

[ivalis]

What would scooby do?

[jdfairman]

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

[greybeard]

The coed next door has this on her S-10, without the asteriick..
Silly faggot-*icks are for chicks

[usmc4669]

If you had that cell phone up you ass, could you hear any better?

[ivalis]

Keep honking....I'm reloading

[LmHolmgren]

GOT HONOR? ( with an EGA )

[Dragon Air]

Martyrs or Marines... who do you think will get the virgins?

-On my Jeep

[usmc4669]

...IF YOU DON"T LIKE THE

.................POLICE...........

THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP,

.............CALL A CRACKHEAD.........

[Dragon Air]

SGT's run the Corps! (but don't tell the commandant)

[Super Dave]

My Kid Fought in Iraq
So Yours Can Party In College

[mrbsox]

:marine:

[jfreas]

LIFE, LIBERTY and the PURSUIT of ANYONE WHO THREATENS IT.

[Sgt_Griz]

Saw this one yesterday...

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?!?

[Catz1611]

I'd love to have a sticker that said:

"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."

(for impatient drivers, who ride bumpers)
:bunny:

[airframesguru]

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it.
So, I said, "Implants?"
She hit me.

4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

5. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

6. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

7. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?

8. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

9. There are two sides to every divorce: yours and ****head's.

10. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

11. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

12. Everyday, I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

13. How come we choose from just two people to run for President, but among fifty for Miss America?

14. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

15. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

16. Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise words:
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

17. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting there next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!

[mrbsox]

Saw this one the other day

If you take away MY 2nd Ammendment rights, what will defend YOUR 1st Ammendment rights?

[usmc4669]

Old but good.

[usmc4669]

One that I like.

[usmc4669]

Another old one,

[thedrifter]

"Beheadings"


I saw a home made bumper sticker this morning that put a knot in my stommach because it scared me a little but as I thought about it I liked it more and more.

The bumper sticker said " Behead the beheaders, their families, their friends, and anybody that ever knew them." This is really way out but think about it.


Ellie

[SemperFiGirl79]

I saw one on the back of this woman's car the other day...

It read: Half Of My Heart Left For Iraq...

[Namvet67]

BE SAFE

[Namvet67]

SLEEP WITH A MARINE...ADD THIS TO THE ABOVE

[snipowsky]

KILL 'EM ALL AND LET ALLAH SORT THEM OUT!

[SemperFiGirl79]

Save water, Shower w/ a Marine! ;)

[snipowsky]

Being a former machinegunner this is one of my favorites:

[SemperFiGirl79]

Originally posted by snipowsky
I like this saying too:

:p

[SemperFiGirl79]

Bumper Stickers...

It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting! USMC!!

[thedrifter]

Martyrs or Marines

Who Do You Think Will Get the Virgins?


First to Go, Last to Know.



Sgts Don't Order Supplies They Swap for Them.


Sgt. Think Excessive Modesty is Their Only Fault.


Destroyed in 30 Minutes or the Next Ones FREE!


Unleash the DAWGS of War


There's No Party Like Shore Party.


We still make 'em like we used to.


Grunts Can Do Anything

[eddief]

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass h o l e.

[USMC_1983-89]

This one's for you, Snipowsky:

"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon!"

[snipowsky]

INDEED IT IS! GET SOME!

[BCompany]

"Not as lean... Not as mean... Always a MARINE!!!"

[Arlene Horton]

Saw a new one today..... A.B.B. (anybody but Bush)

[Super Dave]

Better yet..N.B.B...Nobody But Bush!

[leroy8541]

bumper sticker

[eddief]

Beer- Helping ugly people have sex.

Marijuana- At least it's not crack!

[thedrifter]

http://home.sc.rr.com/jbernick/johnjohn.JPG

[thedrifter]

TRUCK WITH ANTI-KERRY SIGNS & BUMBER STICKERS


http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101472.jpg

[thedrifter]

TRUCK WITH ANTI-KERRY SIGNS & BUMBER STICKERS

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101471.jpg

[Arlene Horton]

mrbsox...so far our cars look pretty much like recruiter's cars but that bumper sticker is a beaut! "nuff said"? Sempers

[thedrifter]

"Gun" Bumper Stickers




Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.

SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS

You can have my guns when you pry them from my kids cold, dead fingers.

This car protected by a ****ed off mother with a .45 auto.

Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say?

Happiness is an automatic weapon with a belt feed

Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition

I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!

This car protected by Smith & Wesson

Fight crime, shoot back

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children

Gun control means using both hands!

Gun control is being able to hit your target

Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier

[Namvet67]

They are all good.........BUT WOULD BE BETTER WITH THE FOLLOWING ADDITION.......................................... ...............................................BE SAFE..SLEEP WITH A MARINE