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02-15-04, 01:19 PM
Terror Alert Level Colors to Change
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WASHINGTON, DC
Department of Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge announced that a new project will use taxpayer funds to hire a group of experts to find new colors for the widely-ignored terrorism alert level color system.
The group, known as "Queer Eye for the Terrorism Level," will begin work as soon as they can fullfill previous commitments for a cable television network.
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WASHINGTON, DC
Department of Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge announced that a new project will use taxpayer funds to hire a group of experts to find new colors for the widely-ignored terrorism alert level color system.
The group, known as "Queer Eye for the Terrorism Level," will begin work as soon as they can fullfill previous commitments for a cable television network.