Terror Alert

[usmc4669]

Terror Alert Level Colors to Change


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WASHINGTON, DC

Department of Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge announced that a new project will use taxpayer funds to hire a group of experts to find new colors for the widely-ignored terrorism alert level color system.

The group, known as "Queer Eye for the Terrorism Level," will begin work as soon as they can fullfill previous commitments for a cable television network.

[lurchenstein]

Gunny,
That's a funny twist on Homeland Security. If "they" call a "Magenta Alert", CYA and run for cover.

[tophor]

Well, Homeland Security has to find a way to spend their (our tax dollars) budget. It seems that the current colors are not simple enough for them.

[usmc4669]

tophor;

This was ment to be a joke, where's your sense of humor?