Rattlesnake
08-05-18, 10:43 PM
I think it was on some news channel where I heard this….
They were talking about stopping the Hawaiian volcano, which as everyone knows,
has really been spouting-off lately.
Anyway, according to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE
and have the volcanic fires simmer down is to make a human sacrifice into her fires,
and according to tradition, the sacrifice needs to be a celebrated leader of Hawaiian ancestry
and who was held power for a minimum of seven years.
Upon hearing this news, Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya,
and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.I think it was on some news channel where I heard this….
They were talking about stopping the Hawaiian volcano, which as everyone knows,
has really been spouting-off lately.
Anyway, according to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE
and have the volcanic fires simmer down is to make a human sacrifice into her fires,
and according to tradition, the sacrifice needs to be a celebrated leader of Hawaiian ancestry
and who was held power for a minimum of seven years.
Upon hearing this news, Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya,
and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
They were talking about stopping the Hawaiian volcano, which as everyone knows,
has really been spouting-off lately.
Anyway, according to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE
and have the volcanic fires simmer down is to make a human sacrifice into her fires,
and according to tradition, the sacrifice needs to be a celebrated leader of Hawaiian ancestry
and who was held power for a minimum of seven years.
Upon hearing this news, Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya,
and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.I think it was on some news channel where I heard this….
They were talking about stopping the Hawaiian volcano, which as everyone knows,
has really been spouting-off lately.
Anyway, according to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE
and have the volcanic fires simmer down is to make a human sacrifice into her fires,
and according to tradition, the sacrifice needs to be a celebrated leader of Hawaiian ancestry
and who was held power for a minimum of seven years.
Upon hearing this news, Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya,
and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.