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silverdollar
02-15-18, 03:53 AM
Why do I have to log in in every morning?

Mongoose
02-15-18, 06:57 AM
George....it's a new policy that Mike and I came up with. It's for the benefit of extremely old farts, with one foot in the grave....such as yourself. It's designed so that you don't forget how to do simple everyday things.....like remembering your name. Thanks for your cooperation. I had to email Old Marine ( Willie ) his name and his wife's name yesterday.....

silverdollar
02-16-18, 05:37 AM
Great idea.

Mongoose
02-16-18, 08:20 AM
Hang in there...old timer...

FoxtrotOscar
02-16-18, 10:07 AM
Billy was concerned that when yor peeing in your shoe, some divine intervention might be needed... ;)

Mongoose
02-16-18, 04:50 PM
We're watching out for our elderly Marines.

m14ed
08-08-18, 04:43 AM
[QUOTE=Mongoose;1032921]

George....

It's a new policy that Mike*
and I came up with.

It's for the benefit of extremely old farts,
with one foot in the grave....
such as yourself.

It's designed so that you don't forget
how to do simple everyday things.....

like remembering your name.
( Thanks for your cooperation )

" I had to email Old Marine
( Willie )
his name
and his wife's name yesterday....." *2


* Share the blame ?
you and Mike ?
*2 - mongoose - doesn't realize - everytime
that he Emails OldMarine and OldMarine
sees the U.S. E-mail-man postal delivery truck
outside @ his U.S.E-mail-box at the end his drive way-

They usually find willy walking
around downtown - *Finger -
near the PigglyWiggly-

( By a CountySheriffsDeputy) with a handfull of fresh-new-Emailsthat have Littlebilly-mongooses'
postmark up in the top left hand
corners -
Meanwhile- LittleWillyOldMarine
doesn't have a clue -
iffin' he's comming-or
going.....
iffin' he's been there or
iffin' he's goin back-


but no clue where.....

silverdollar
08-08-18, 05:59 AM
Finger dose not have a piggly wiggly .not even a traffic light or Evan a stop sign.

m14ed
08-08-18, 07:38 AM
*thread-hijack-alert*



Finger
Does not have a PigglyWiggly,
not even a traffic light
or Even a stop sign.



SO ?
the question just may be-

which is worse -
Being stuck in FINGER,

OR having FINGER -
stuck in you
?????

m14ed
08-08-18, 07:43 AM
We are watching out

for our elderly Marines.



Yah-but,

this year can we just give them
Rubber canes
for
Christmas

???

Old Marine
08-08-18, 08:47 AM
But we have a Roundabout that I drive into and can never figure out how to get out of it.

advanced
08-08-18, 12:17 PM
But we have a Roundabout that I drive into and can never figure out how to get out of it.
I think you're describing a maze.

m14ed
08-08-18, 01:31 PM
But

We have ( Round-abouts* )
that I drive into.

And can never figure -
Just how to get out.



The first "(round-about)"
- In NewEngland they call
Round-abouts = "Rotarys"

First Rotary- i ever came across
was in Lisbon Portugal-
That had railroad tracks
going streight thru the center-
with a red circle sign that had
a white horizontal bar in the middle-
and a policeman going nutz because
10 Marines and 3 Corpsmen stuffed
inside- a Rented DodgeDart
Didn't have anyone who could speak Portugese ......

Mongoose
08-08-18, 04:29 PM
OMG....this thread sounds like a bunch of weird old men sitting on a bench in a hick town barbershop trying to act sane....just saying

m14ed
08-09-18, 03:22 AM
^
Billymongoose -

sometimes
it jest ain't easy

knowing if you're

BRAGGING

or

Complaining.....

Mongoose
08-09-18, 05:24 AM
Ed, it's hard as hell to try to understand what goes through ya'lls mind ....it has to be a daily struggle for some of ya'll to make it day by day....

Old Marine
08-09-18, 08:27 AM
I heard Mongoose was put in a round room and told to whiz in the corner. I doubt he ever found it.

oldtop
08-09-18, 09:01 AM
I heard Mongoose was put in a round room and told to whiz in the corner. I doubt he ever found it.

yeah, Willie, he'd have just found where the bulkhead met the deck and gone all the way around the room.... hopefully he'd NOT have tried to use the area where that bulkhead meets the overhead, but with our brother Billy, you never know for sure.....

Mongoose
08-09-18, 04:36 PM
Ya'll need to talk to George......he pee's in his shoes, and he's not even in a round room...

silverdollar
08-10-18, 04:59 AM
don't wear shoes but I filled a boot once 0r twice.