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Rattlesnake
02-10-18, 08:56 PM
Engimas
(1) Isn't it weird that in America, our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don't?
(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans - when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?

(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."

(4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well, then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country, - but consider it punishment to be sent back there.
(6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten, - it needs to be reread. (Maybe even read the first time)
(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view, and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8) Joseph Sobran said: "'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own. 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, - but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.

Mongoose
02-11-18, 08:51 AM
Good post, Russel......32361

Tennessee Top
02-11-18, 11:17 AM
Everything has gone to hell in a hand basket. Lucky for us old salts, we won't have to put up with it much longer.

Mongoose
02-11-18, 04:00 PM
Ain't that the truth, Top.

FoxtrotOscar
02-11-18, 09:34 PM
Rattlesnake,

What the hell is an "ENGIMAS"...???

I know what an "ENIGMA" is, not sure of a Engimas though...

:sick:

Rattlesnake
02-11-18, 11:17 PM
Oops... you're correct FoxtrotOscar the proper spelling is enigmas, ten thousand gomenasai.

Mongoose
02-12-18, 06:34 AM
Hell....I gon't know what it is....is that where you get that tube stuck up your butt, and get your guts filled with water?

m14ed
02-14-18, 08:33 AM
Hell....
I gon't know what it is....
is that where you get that tube
stuck up your butt,
and get your guts filled with water?



/\ sounds like a
"Texas Fillin' Station"

m14ed
02-14-18, 08:37 AM
/\*
Them tubes is used
when and where the
LOCALS' don't know -
how to "Brick a Camel"

advanced
02-14-18, 11:47 AM
Ed, such words of wisdom. Do I have to say more?

Mongoose
02-14-18, 04:46 PM
Russ, are you saying you have bricked a Camel? When did they start calling it bricking a Camel?

Mongoose
02-15-18, 07:00 AM
I looked it up......Enigmas, is a giant Lizard, that lives in Oregon.

advanced
02-15-18, 08:25 AM
Russ, are you saying you have bricked a Camel? When did they start calling it bricking a Camel?
That's just it Billy, Ed has come up with an entirely new way of speaking and getting HIS point across. Magical wouldn't you say.