Democrats Want to Force Tide to Change Its Pods So People Won’t Eat Them

[irpat54]

Democrats, can't live with them and can't shoot them...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E86E5PLgAeo

[Mongoose]

Good post Pat. This is just another indication of how we abuse our young people. I have also heard that like cigarette companies, Proctor and Gamble is putting ingredients in their Tide Pods, that is highly addictive. That being said.....parents are also to blame, for not providing an alternative snack for their children. I remember many day in the Nam, when a handful of Tide Pods would have gotten you plenty of Cigarettes and Beer rations. What I'm saying is, our young people are being shamed, simply because they are hungry and lonely. On the bright side....there is a new movement of Tide Podders, demanding that, not just Tide, but all washing detergents companies, provide multi-colored Pods. This will also provide competition in the Pod business, resulting in lower prices, for all our American Podders.

[Rattlesnake]

I really like Brittaney Hughes...very intelligent gal.

[Mongoose]

Russell, this isn't a likeathon.....our young people are facing a real crisis. Too many grownups are belligerent to the cry's of our future leaders. We should be embracing our young warriors who have the guts to eat Tide. It proves that our young are not afraid to be different. They relish new challenges. I personally think Tide Pod eating should be added to our Olympic Games. Lets band together, and stand proud behind the younger generation of Detergent Eaters, or as they are affectionately know....PODDERS.

[Old Marine]

First thing we have to realize is that our supposed leaders of today are the Hippies of the 60's who we all know were worthless.

[irpat54]

ROFLMBO... Podders... that's awesome...er, I mean, Groovy...

[Rattlesnake]

Billy, you have my vote for podders... I especially like your idea to add podding to the Olympic Games as an event.

[Mongoose]

I can assure all of you, that Podders have a lot to offer our Country. I know some will laugh, but the truth is......it takes a special kind of person to eat detergent. It shows imagination and a willingness to step into the unknown. It has already has shown it's potential as a hygienic breakthrough, as it eliminates the need to brush your teeth or use mouthwash. It will keep your digestive system free of bacteria, and provide you with a bowel movement that smells like your shetting dryer sheets. In turn, it eliminates the need to use bathroom spray scents, that makes your bathroom smell like someone just shet a pine tree or a rose bush. I personally think that " Podders " may very well be on the path to cleaning up all the Shet this Country has gotten in to. At the very least make it smell better.

[Rattlesnake]

Billy, you're a genius...why haven't you ran for Congress???

[irpat54]

that makes your bathroom smell like someone just shet a pine tree or a rose bush.

I would think that it might also make you ars feel like you're Shetting pine tree or a rose bush as well...

[irpat54]

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[Kegler300]

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[Mongoose]

Keg.....I start itching, just looking at that picture......I hate fiberglass insulation. That being said, I can eat my weight in polyethylene ....

[Mongoose]

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Yeah man.
This is where we are at.

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So Now People Are Vaping With Tide Pods And I'm Officially Done With 2018 (https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F76603-now-people-vaping-tide-pods-im-done-2018%2F%3Futm_source%3Dsocialmob%26utm_medium%3Dcp c%26utm_term%3Dinfluencer%26utm_content%3D5482%26p b_id_INF6901%26umtscde%3D18hgs%26umtctd%3DbGxsbmRp NnhocGRucHg2&h=ATOEpuH1ivnGGpQf1Zr5rt_0xcAYPxUkqWBhMsGA3K2o9mmc Xf1D_e2TDXAuE0cW0lVuC8pbtzR-xEyQFiOJZ4dap1a1Q-6HTylEBNHKhPudA81_aQhgbiW801hxfiTpFjrygn7xv7fz7him PR-AOPQwXkx1HLlMlY31VPPOWpZxGZfJYLIXQLV4IDQf92gOjgi49 of2Cyr7ZojFIWsTkzAAGWIbC7RSVO-eOIQbyoRDMxKSCarHAm7xzcmyOvsruxA)
I think it's about time we cancel the rest of 2018 because people have graduated from eating Tide Pods to now vaping the detergent inside of them.
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[Mongoose]

It didn't take long......our Millennial's have once again proved that the World is there for their taking. They have now found a cure for Lung Cancer. Cancer cells cannot survive in the Bleach, in a Tide Pod. Podders, have found a way to clean out your lungs and stomach. They also found that farting a Tide bubble, helps re freshen the surrounding air, thus helping the environment. There is no limit for these Podders. Already in the making, ( I'm told ), by an inside Podder, that a Feminine Tide flavored doush, will soon hit the shelves. It will also kill the germs that produce VD and keeps the Crabs running for cover.
Just released......3 of our leading Podders have been nominated for the Nobel Prize in Medicine........this is truly a great day, Marines.

[advanced]

I wonder how that tide flavored doush tastes. Does it come in mint?

[Mongoose]

Russ.....I have heard it comes in several flavors, including Mint Tuna, Vanilla Salmon, and Rose Bud Shrimp.

[Mongoose]

It's amazing to me, that there is little response to this very important issue. We cannot turn our backs on reality. Our Millennial's are making History, while we are wasting our time focusing on things of little importance. Our military, immigration, infrastructure, and 2nd. amendment rights are consuming our lives, while we refuse to support issues that define us as a Country for everyone. We have not shed one tear for our Transgenders, that struggle daily over which restroom to use. We have no idea what going to sleep as a man and waking up as a woman feels like. The days of knowing the sex of your newborn baby, is over. I think States should wait until the child is 10 years old, so as to have time to choose the sex status he desires, before putting sex of child on Birth Certificate. This plan is also a plus for Parents who wanted a ( girl or boy ) and got a different gender. It will also solve the problem of those who marry Bi-sexual partners. As a transgender, you will be able to satisfy your loves sexual preference, on a daily basis.
Tomorrow, my Commentary will cover the Black Lives Matter Movement and why it is why it is needed, if we are to survive.

[advanced]

Does it come with nose clips then?

[oldtop]

"the podders" should be encouraged to continue their "experimentation" with new ways to use the popular product... after all, even if their discoveries are not "miraculous", they ARE doing the country and the world a great service by voluntarily removing their DNA from the gene pool..... keeps guys like us from being called derogatory names when WE have to remove them........

[irpat54]

We're "Podders"... part of the new Democratic party...
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[William Hardy]

The only reason Democrats want this is to stop the slaughter of their voting base.

[Mongoose]

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[Mongoose]

I heard that Frito-Lays is coming out with Tide flavored Chips, called Tidy Tatars, and a new Dip called " Downy Dip "that tastes like Downy clothes softener. Also, Phillip Morris is going to market a new brand of Cigarettes that tastes and smells like dryer lint, called Linter Lights......Glade is coming out with a new air freshener, that smells like a Laundromat. Our millennial Podders, are making America great again.

[irpat54]

I heard that Frito-Lays is coming out with Tide flavored Chips, called Tidy Tatars, and a new Dip called " Downy Dip "that tastes like Downy clothes softener. Also, Phillip Morris is going to market a new brand of Cigarettes that tastes and smells like dryer lint, called Linter Lights......Glade is coming out with a new air freshener, that smells like a Laundromat. Our millennial Podders, are making America great again.

nuts!! I missed the market again, those big guys got ahead of me on these products...

[Mongoose]

Pat, you could join their website....it's called Podderneck.

[irpat54]

Pat, you could join their website....it's called Podderneck.

cool thanks, I'll have to look into that, maybe I can make a few bucks off these nutjobs... ;)

[Kegler300]

I heard that Frito-Lays is coming out with Tide flavored Chips, called Tidy Tatars, and a new Dip called " Downy Dip "that tastes like Downy clothes softener. Also, Phillip Morris is going to market a new brand of Cigarettes that tastes and smells like dryer lint, called Linter Lights......Glade is coming out with a new air freshener, that smells like a Laundromat. Our millennial Podders, are making America great again.

Ha-ha!

[advanced]

For those that hate the thought of eating soap right out of the box, just for you.

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[Mongoose]

Russ, which Chapter of Poddernecks are you the Commander of in Florida?

[advanced]

Cvma 20-8

[gkmoz]

Been saying that for years Old Marine ! I saw those hippies up close many times on the beaches of Oceanside :) the rallies and draft card burnings and on and on! the disdain for Marines at times and now they are running this country!