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advanced
07-25-17, 09:45 AM
I Used to think I was a Regular Person


I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.


I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.


I am a Christian, which now labels me an infidel.


I am older than 65, which makes me a useless old man.


I think and I reason.... therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, which makes me a xenophobe.


I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe in the defense and protection of my country for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.


Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . Because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!


I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!


I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!


Funny . . . it's all taken place over just the last 7 or 8 years and... as if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!

oldtop
07-25-17, 09:50 AM
It appears that I have those same problems, Russ.....

FistFu68
07-25-17, 09:52 AM
Now I know why I can't stand anyone but a Marine

USMC 2571
07-25-17, 10:46 AM
Outstanding, Russ! Yep, we all used to be regular people, now we're just in the shadows as super-regular people obsess and dream about gays, transgenders and show lack of common sense on a daily basis. The old days are gone, welcome to a new and more unusual America. This is what they fought and died for in the Revolutionary War, in the Pacific, in Europe.

Rattlesnake
07-25-17, 12:08 PM
Wow...BRILLIANT post Advanced. I think a lot of us belong to the same club you do!!!
Semper Fi

advanced
07-25-17, 12:53 PM
Well, according to the lib's I'm just an all around hater. After thinking about the meaning of being a hater, I can live with that. I'll never be able to think like a lib.

Talking about lib's, anybody seen bugs lately?

oldtop
07-25-17, 01:51 PM
I stomped a big cockroach trying to get into my house last night, does that count?????

advanced
07-25-17, 02:03 PM
So you're bragging about taking a life William, yes, you are definitely a hater.

Tennessee Top
07-25-17, 11:20 PM
I am all those things you listed and proud of it. Plus one more - I am a deplorable!

Mongoose
07-26-17, 08:18 AM
Well, I'm 100% all those awful things......but, I'm also a Lesbian, which is a plus.

FistFu68
07-26-17, 09:07 AM
Homosexuality in I Co your shot on the Spot lol...I knew I wasn't regular anymore the day I earned the title U S Marine Semper Fi

oldtop
07-26-17, 09:27 AM
I am all those things you listed and proud of it. Plus one more - I am a deplorable!

me too, and I got the T shirt to prove it!!!

Mongoose
07-26-17, 04:19 PM
I Used to think I was a Regular Person


I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.


I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.


I am a Christian, which now labels me an infidel.


I am older than 65, which makes me a useless old man.


I think and I reason.... therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, which makes me a xenophobe.


I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe in the defense and protection of my country for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.


Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . Because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!


I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!


I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!


Funny . . . it's all taken place over just the last 7 or 8 years and... as if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!
Russ, you ain't never been a regular old man.....31664

advanced
07-26-17, 10:40 PM
Billy, I told you to never show that picture again. Everyone can see that I have ring around the collar.