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Sparrowhawk
01-21-04, 09:49 AM
The other night, ABC channel 7 in Los Angeles posted a news story out of Taiwan where a clothes manufacturer markets his underwear with the theme that the color of the underwear you wear reveals the mood you will be in, all day.

So he urges people to wear colorful underwear.


One thing for sure, "Don't Get Caught In Your Grandpa's Old Drawers, or Grandma's for that matter!" LOL

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Farting, made holes in my underwear.

I guess skid marks in underwear does not make a happy camper. LOL

Underwear! Heck I haven't wore them since, 1967, when I used them to clean my m-60, in the rice paddies of Vietnam.

I wonder what my mood will be like today? LOL

If anyone finds that news story on line, please correct or place it here.

I might have to go to K-Mart or another expensive store like that and buy some underwear to get into a good mood?


Semper Fi

Cook

thedrifter
01-21-04, 09:52 AM
Cook.....

You are a poet with your words......LOL

Sempers,

Roger
:marine:

CAS3
01-21-04, 09:57 AM
LMAO...

Cook, You are one "happy" camper today!

I think it is the type of "gochies" that make someone happy...or the lack there of!! ;)

Super Dave
01-21-04, 10:21 AM
What mood would you be in if you didn't wear any???

USMC-FO
01-21-04, 10:38 AM
Hey Cook....

If farting blew holes in your skivvies, and you don't wear skivvies now, do you also now no longer fart? or are there holes in your pants?

MillRatUSMC
01-21-04, 11:43 AM
OK SparrowHawk,
You have awaken some memories!
Most grunts wore or carried an olive drab towel around their neck.
Since baths or showers were far between.
Most used an extra towel to clean their weapon or weapons.
Some wore no skivvies because they would cause an erration down below.
Some wore a t-shirt under the flak jacket some wore nothing.
Now my question;
Did we buy those olive drab towels or were they issued?
This old brain housing isn't work like it used to!!!
LMAO

Place here in the spirit of underwear or skivvies;
WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN

1.Your last name stays put.
2.The Garage is all yours.
3.Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4.Chocolate is just another snack.
5.You can be president.
6.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7.Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8.You don't give a rat's butt if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
9.The world is your urinal.
10.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky looking.
11.Same work... more pay.
12.Wrinkles add character.
13.Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
14.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
15.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
16.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17.One mood, MOST of the time.
18.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
19.You know stuff about tanks.
20.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
21.You can open all your own jars.
22.You can leave the motel bed unmade.
23.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
24.Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack.
25.If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
26.Everything on your face stays its original color.
27.You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat
28.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
29.You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
30.You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He's mad at me."
31.You don't have to mooch off other people's desserts.
32.You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
33.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
34.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
35.You don't have to shave below your neck.
36.Your belly usually hides your big hips.
37.One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
38.You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth.
39.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
40.Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

Semper Fidelis
Ricardo

MillRatUSMC
01-21-04, 12:26 PM
SparrowHawk,
Found this while searching for Rock Apes;

http://sullyusmc.com/Buddha/Return%20to%20Vietnam.htm
An exceprt from Return to Vietnam;

We went out to Hill 55 and 65 where 2/4 was before they went North to the Dai Do area.
Just an empty area now. Not much there.
Some farms - rice paddies down the valley.

The Vietnamese have cover an evidence of our presence there.
Yet some in this country are for resume relations with the communist government of Vietnam.
Wars make for strange bedfellows...our fear of a war with China in the future requires that we have a prensence in the region.
That why we seek relations with the Vietnamese.
But they forget Ho Chi Minh words;
"I rather smell French xhit for a hundred years, than Chinese xhit for a thousand!"
So that might negate them aiding us in a war with China, unless they saw us winning that war.

Semper Fidelis
ricardo

Sparrowhawk
01-21-04, 12:47 PM
Sure would like to go back there sometime, to Hill 65, and where liberty Bridge used to be.

I don't remember how we got the towels.

I do know that I asked my wife (ex) to send me some green dye once so as to color the white towels we bought from mamasan and my ex send me a bright lime colored green dye. LOL

Humm, she also send me that fluorescent colored rain jacket, I've mentioned before. I think she wanted to get rid of me for some reason.

marinemom
01-21-04, 03:35 PM
I worry about you 'hawk - I really do.

Sparrowhawk
01-21-04, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by marinemom
I worry about you 'hawk - I really do.

LMAO

Don't worry, Marinemom, between God, my three shrinks, five daughters , wife and this forum, I get plenty of people looking out for me.

LOL