Phenomenon Shocks Scientists

[TracGunny]

In a shocking development today, forum member "tracrat" made it to his 34th birthday relatively intact with most of his mental facilities still functional. Scientists are still scrambling to explain this phenomenon, and the odds-makers in Vegas say it may take decades for the gambling world to recoup their losses.

Happy Birthday, Bro!

[thedrifter]

Wishing you a Happy Birthday!!!
May all your wishes come true.
May these candles burn brightly.
Throughout your life.
All the joy you give to others.
Return right back at you.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!


Sempers,

Roger
:marine:

[tracrat]

Thank you gentlemen. It is now the day after my birthday, and if I can survive the hangover, it will certainly be a feat that will have to be studied by the scientific community. Why is the room spinning?????