A sentimental Valentine's Day

[Osotogary]

It's almost that time of year when us guys rewrap the left over Holloween candy and place them in a Godiva Chocolate box. It's almost Valentine's Day and it's time to start getting sentimental. Hope you folks have fun with this one.
Gary(osotogary)

[firstsgtmike]

For those who choose to design their own Valentine's cards, these sentiments may help.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you 'cause I was ****ed.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
These describe everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a handsome guy.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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Additions to these sentiments are encouraged.