View Full Version : it's time to exercise, you old farts!

01-07-04, 12:45 PM

01-07-04, 01:42 PM
I don't get it?!?!?! I also have never been accused of being smart

01-07-04, 03:00 PM
G.L.B, it's a snow thing...walking or riding a bike in the stuff will get your heart rate up in a minute.
On the serious side, many a man has died after shoveling heavy laden snow.
The other day, we got a little 3-6 inches, never saw so many cars off the road, facing in the opposite direction of travel.
That meant, that they were traveling too fast for the conditions.
One man froze to death after a single car wreck.
So those of us living up north, see the humor of that cartoon.
This is coming from frozen and cold northwest Indiana.

Semper Fidelis

01-07-04, 03:02 PM
what is all that 'white stuff' Calvin's Dad is pushing through, anyway? Not sure I've seen it here in Florida...

01-07-04, 03:03 PM
oh...Thanks MillRatUSMC...:D

01-07-04, 05:20 PM
whew! good thing I'm an old fartette :D

01-07-04, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Sophora
whew! good thing I'm an old fartette :D

They pass bubbly Gas... LOL


01-07-04, 06:15 PM
...unscented, at that...

01-07-04, 08:09 PM
Beans Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.....

I just blame the dog :D :bunny:

01-07-04, 08:36 PM
Excercise what, Sparrow Hawk? LOL

01-08-04, 12:38 PM
Osotogary, should we tell the rest of them that here in Florida we consider a "hard winter" to be three ice cubes in a highball glass? Nah, then they all would come here.

01-08-04, 01:16 PM
Drink pineapple juice when ya eat then beans and you can toot Hawaiian music

01-08-04, 01:17 PM
I'm in great shape, that is if round is still a shape.

01-08-04, 06:10 PM
One great thing about getting older is that you can exercise and fart at the same time. It adds that special touch when when you are sounding off reps.
A long time ago, during a Judo class, I was thown with a Seoinage (shoulder throw) when I landed my body "cut loose". It was very hard get someone to throw me again.....that evening. LOL

I thought it was four ice cubes! Either way, you not off the mark.

01-08-04, 07:38 PM
My idea of exercise...reaching over to lift that bottle.....

01-08-04, 07:52 PM
12oz curls, tried by many, done well by few; but I think Sophora has it down to a science! LOL

01-08-04, 10:07 PM
greensideout the only problem with the 12 oz weight lifting is that only one arm is bulking up.

01-08-04, 10:50 PM
That is why you got to go double fisted...
any way two is always better than one

01-08-04, 10:59 PM
Thank ya kindly cjdoyle, I reckon I should shift positions so I can exercise both arms while still holding onto my book. God Bless you and keep you well in service to our great nation.