firstsgtmike
01-05-04, 06:05 AM
I've read several articles and insider gossip concerning the wedding/annulment of Britney and "what's his name".
One writer, obviously a believer in premarital sex, said that the annulment was the result of a failure to "try it before you buy it".
(It wasn't made clear to whom she was referring.)
Another writer, with "inside information" reported that "what's his name" told Britney, "No, not until we're married." (Again, it's not clear which party requested the annulment following a disappointing night of marital bliss.)
Another rumor has it that Britney took seriously that which was poked at her in fun and needed a quick alibi. Thus "what's his name" can be expected to acknowledge the applause when he is named as the proud father.
An authorized statement on the marriage stated that "On January 3rd, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married."
In my lifetime, I've told thousands of jokes, but not one of them resulted in marriage. Am I missing something someplace? Is it indicative of a deprived or a depraved childhood?
(Rereading the last sentence, it's amazing that changing one letter, from "i" to "a" completely changes the meaning of a word.)
Had the marriage lasted a few more days, gossip columns would have gushed over the latest bridal fashion; a baseball cap and torn jeans.
I haven't read anything that noted what "what's his name" wore.
If there are any astute entrepreneurs out there, here is a golden money-making opportunity. A no-tell motel with a marriage ceremony as part of the check-in procedures, and an annulment prior to checking out, at no extra cost.
Bring your own, or select from an in-house staff of brides-in-waiting.
And the girl says; "I've never had sex with anyone other than my husband, and I've only been married 146 times so far this year."
One writer, obviously a believer in premarital sex, said that the annulment was the result of a failure to "try it before you buy it".
(It wasn't made clear to whom she was referring.)
Another writer, with "inside information" reported that "what's his name" told Britney, "No, not until we're married." (Again, it's not clear which party requested the annulment following a disappointing night of marital bliss.)
Another rumor has it that Britney took seriously that which was poked at her in fun and needed a quick alibi. Thus "what's his name" can be expected to acknowledge the applause when he is named as the proud father.
An authorized statement on the marriage stated that "On January 3rd, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married."
In my lifetime, I've told thousands of jokes, but not one of them resulted in marriage. Am I missing something someplace? Is it indicative of a deprived or a depraved childhood?
(Rereading the last sentence, it's amazing that changing one letter, from "i" to "a" completely changes the meaning of a word.)
Had the marriage lasted a few more days, gossip columns would have gushed over the latest bridal fashion; a baseball cap and torn jeans.
I haven't read anything that noted what "what's his name" wore.
If there are any astute entrepreneurs out there, here is a golden money-making opportunity. A no-tell motel with a marriage ceremony as part of the check-in procedures, and an annulment prior to checking out, at no extra cost.
Bring your own, or select from an in-house staff of brides-in-waiting.
And the girl says; "I've never had sex with anyone other than my husband, and I've only been married 146 times so far this year."