Phantom Blooper
12-31-03, 11:44 PM
A hangover is when you open your eyes in the
morning and you wish you hadn't."
A good cure for a hangover is to drink black coffee
the night before instead of the morning after.
The best days not to drink are days
that end in the letter, "Y".
But just in case you find yourself with
a whopper of a hangover try one of the followig
cures....they're all guaranteed to work.
YOODOO VOODOO CURE
Those spun out Haitan voodoo people recommend
sticking thirteen black pins in the cork of the offending bottle.
Worth a try. Harder with twist tops.
SPIN OUT CURE
When you go to bed at night after a long night of drinking
and you have the spins there is a cure...put one foot on
the ground and keep one in bed.
WILD WEST HARE DOO CURE
Apparently, in the Wild Wild West, whisky-swilling
cowboys swore by a stiff cup of rabbit-poo tea.
As if that morning breath wasn't bad enough already.
:banana: :banana: :banana:
morning and you wish you hadn't."
A good cure for a hangover is to drink black coffee
the night before instead of the morning after.
The best days not to drink are days
that end in the letter, "Y".
But just in case you find yourself with
a whopper of a hangover try one of the followig
cures....they're all guaranteed to work.
YOODOO VOODOO CURE
Those spun out Haitan voodoo people recommend
sticking thirteen black pins in the cork of the offending bottle.
Worth a try. Harder with twist tops.
SPIN OUT CURE
When you go to bed at night after a long night of drinking
and you have the spins there is a cure...put one foot on
the ground and keep one in bed.
WILD WEST HARE DOO CURE
Apparently, in the Wild Wild West, whisky-swilling
cowboys swore by a stiff cup of rabbit-poo tea.
As if that morning breath wasn't bad enough already.
:banana: :banana: :banana: