View Full Version : Unscented, bubbly gas

12-30-03, 10:01 AM
A fart is a fart, it makes no difference how you describe it!

After reading Doc's "Dumbest Quotes of 2003 "

This one deserves a thread on its own...LOL


"I have bubbles in my tummy...

It's just air.

It's not stink. Promise."

Said, jessica Simpson, after a hearty meal of barbecued hamburgers, Jessica searches deep within herself...and finds gas. Unscented, bubbly gas.

A true Blond

Doc Crow
12-30-03, 01:22 PM
Gas or not most of us here would do her in a minute. Stupid but probably gives great head

12-30-03, 02:12 PM
Oh, NOW I see why she's on TV!

Damn, she could durn near get away with saying all sorts of stupid things. Especially nude!

I still won't be flipping through the channels looking for that show though.

Semper Fi


Doc Crow
12-30-03, 04:02 PM
She is a singer so it is not hard to hear her on the radidio

12-30-03, 04:55 PM
She is not helping out with the dumb blonde jokes very much.

12-30-03, 05:12 PM

Females don't "Fart", they fluff!!!


A soft toned passing of gas; usually is lengthy and done quitely. Mostly done by females.

That what they tell you!!!

Jessica Simpson, really looks like a fluffer to this old jarhead.

Semper Fidelis

12-30-03, 05:28 PM
Down here in the south women poot, men out right fart.

12-30-03, 05:33 PM
I guess I don't listen to pop music much, Doc!

12-30-03, 08:01 PM
She has one of the nicest clavicles I have ever seen. (It all starts with bone structure and I guess , in a very round about way, that she is built for great acoustics.)

12-31-03, 04:00 AM
Was going to say the same, leroy8541!! You tell a woman down here that she farts, she will take a shotgun to ya @ss!!

I agree Doc Crow, probably great head and shoulders!!

Doc Crow
12-31-03, 07:01 AM
Would be fun to run the train on her though :banana:

12-31-03, 07:04 AM
Roger that Doc, been kinda partial to blondes lately!!!

Doc Crow
12-31-03, 08:20 AM
I can not stand Blondes but the worst piece I have ever had was wonderful got any better then that it would kill me

12-31-03, 08:25 AM
Speaking of killing me, my new one is not a real blonde but the 36DD's are "Outstanding" LMAO