View Full Version : Unscented, bubbly gas
Sparrowhawk
12-30-03, 10:01 AM
A fart is a fart, it makes no difference how you describe it!
After reading Doc's "Dumbest Quotes of 2003 "
This one deserves a thread on its own...LOL
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"I have bubbles in my tummy...
It's just air.
It's not stink. Promise."
Said, jessica Simpson, after a hearty meal of barbecued hamburgers, Jessica searches deep within herself...and finds gas. Unscented, bubbly gas.
A true Blond
Doc Crow
12-30-03, 01:22 PM
Gas or not most of us here would do her in a minute. Stupid but probably gives great head
RichLundeen
12-30-03, 02:12 PM
Oh, NOW I see why she's on TV!
Damn, she could durn near get away with saying all sorts of stupid things. Especially nude!
I still won't be flipping through the channels looking for that show though.
Semper Fi
Rich
Doc Crow
12-30-03, 04:02 PM
She is a singer so it is not hard to hear her on the radidio
leroy8541
12-30-03, 04:55 PM
She is not helping out with the dumb blonde jokes very much.
MillRatUSMC
12-30-03, 05:12 PM
SparrowHawk,
http://cache.eonline.com/Features/Features/Simpson/Images/Simpson3.jpg
Females don't "Fart", they fluff!!!
fluff
A soft toned passing of gas; usually is lengthy and done quitely. Mostly done by females.
That what they tell you!!!
Jessica Simpson, really looks like a fluffer to this old jarhead.
Semper Fidelis
Ricardo
leroy8541
12-30-03, 05:28 PM
Down here in the south women poot, men out right fart.
RichLundeen
12-30-03, 05:33 PM
I guess I don't listen to pop music much, Doc!
Osotogary
12-30-03, 08:01 PM
She has one of the nicest clavicles I have ever seen. (It all starts with bone structure and I guess , in a very round about way, that she is built for great acoustics.)
Devildogg4ever
12-31-03, 04:00 AM
Was going to say the same, leroy8541!! You tell a woman down here that she farts, she will take a shotgun to ya @ss!!
I agree Doc Crow, probably great head and shoulders!!
Doc Crow
12-31-03, 07:01 AM
Would be fun to run the train on her though :banana:
Shooter
12-31-03, 07:04 AM
Roger that Doc, been kinda partial to blondes lately!!!
Doc Crow
12-31-03, 08:20 AM
I can not stand Blondes but the worst piece I have ever had was wonderful got any better then that it would kill me
Shooter
12-31-03, 08:25 AM
Speaking of killing me, my new one is not a real blonde but the 36DD's are "Outstanding" LMAO