Me! Low Self-esteem! Well....

[wrbones]

I'm 6'6" 240 pounds of hell and damnation. I carry death in both fists. The Ba$tards knock me down and try to bury me, I get back up, fighting every inch of the way. I've beaten, crippled or killed five and six assailants who thought to whip me. I've done it more than once. I never lost a fight. I stood for right when no one stood beside me. I STILL do. I've learned the Black and White of right and wrong is more often colored with shades of Grey. I've called billionaires, celebrities and drug addicts and *****s on the carpet. I've held their hands and carried them when they needed it. I've learned that not all ladies in distress wish to be rescued. I've carried my Brotheres on my back, and dragged them out of trouble, as they have done for me. When they were wrong, I've told them so. When they were right, I risked my career and even my life for them. I call my superiors on the carpet when they are wrong and offer them all respect and dignity when they are right. My armor is dented and rusty and I am proud to wear it thus. I am a Marine.

[Sparrowhawk]

My name's Cook Barela, blood kin to the grizzy that bit General Westmoreland's ass!

I was born on Veterans Day, cause my papa got horny on Valentine’s Day.
My grandma has drank more whisky than there is in all of Kentucky, My grandpa rode lightening bolts every year in New Mexico for the 4th of July fireworks show and I was there in Oklahoma when they hung the jerk, who invented work.

I can fart a fireball high into the sky, my skin is tougher than a desert tortoise, and I have peed in the Rio Grande and the Mississippi at the same time. I've ridden the mule that kicked holes in the sky, and shook off its saddle. I’ve slept with slavering wolves, and shared a meal with lion’s in caves as dark as hell’s back door. I have mean black panthers eyes and have clobbered bark off a gum tree faster than the biggest brown bear in North Dakota.

I'm half horse, half gator, with panther, tiger, jungle cat, jackal and hyena thrown in and have a touch of California earthquakes in my head. I have danced with the prettiest women, and have the fastest goat, and ugliest dog this side of hell.

I can out-jump, out-run, out-eat, throw down, drag out and whip any man in all New York City.

I ain't never seen them, but my common sense tells me the Andes is but foothills compared to the jungles of Nam. The Alps are for old women and children to climb in comparison.

The deep sea is where God has done he's finest sculpturing and I aim to visit them next times I goes swimming.

I knows that there ain't no asylums for crazy Marines! And there ain't no churches except right here on this here site. There ain't no priests excepting squawking Blue Jays.

I am a Vietnam Marine Machine Gunner, sing in the shower, don't wear skivvies and I'll live until a woman breaks my heart or a bullet finds me and there ain't no laws for brave Marines!

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[Tude]

You Boys say the right damdest things and I be on both your

sides at any time, I like my Marine Brothers with Attitude.



Hell Yeah
Tude



PS:God Bless All

[Sparrowhawk]

It helps to be <strike>retarded,</strike> retired.

I think I feel right at home on this site, on account of Marines like you, Bones and all the others that come here, post, chat, fart and pick-our nose...

LMAO

[wrbones]

You gotta catch me pickin my nose before I admit to it! LMAOROTF @ you two!


And I don't spend that much time here....do I?

[Spiderman]

Humm, I remember my first expereince with low self-esteem....



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[lindagr41]

Gull Dern...you all empress the bejesus out of ME! Mainly cause I knows ya and knows how much truth is in what your a sayin. Keep eatin those nails guys.

me :smiley: :p

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[wrbones]

Oh that's right! We did!

I wish I could be that innocent again. If I were innocent I could do it all over again, but then I wouldn't be innocent anymore would I , so innocence isn't all it's cracked up to be is it. She said she was innocent, but that's not what her brother said. He wanted five dollars, for what I don't know. He wasn't innocent, that's for sure!

[Static_Sky]

well it's different

and does anyone know what the hell this thing --->:bunny: is on and where I can get some, the happy little Mother F****r

[lindagr41]

Joe, Not sure he's on anything. Take a look behind him and you'll see some of this action going on. ;)

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me

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[Sparrowhawk]

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[wrbones]

I been pushin' UN-salted peanuts!





















Anyone got a salted peanut?

[USMC0311]

hmmm Bones I was in 65-68...that tell ya anything Bro?..damn fool Marine..leave a opening like that. TY Bones :yes:

[wrbones]

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