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LadyLeatherneck
08-29-02, 01:57 PM
Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

USMC0311
08-29-02, 02:01 PM
silly girl
Marine Corps only uses one type "Do It"

CAS3
08-29-02, 02:02 PM
McDonalds are for male MARINES:banana:

California lotto....ARMY!!!
And my personal favorite ENERGIZER

SGT T
08-29-02, 02:05 PM
GUARANTEED TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER:yes:

mrbsox
08-29-02, 03:59 PM
... saying ??????

Why take a shower with your raincoat on !!! :banana:

What's a condom ???

Is that short for CONDOMINIUM ??:eek:

Or do you fanta(size) about using the CONDOMAXIUM :banana:

LadyLeatherneck
08-29-02, 05:34 PM
Oh please share, sounds so intreguing. :rolleyes:

I PREFER MINE
GUARANTEED TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER

Sparrowhawk
08-29-02, 06:03 PM
Machine Gunners, don't have time to change barrels, they just fire away

ROTFLMAO

SGT T
08-29-02, 07:08 PM
WHAT I MEAN IS YOU WILL SCREAM SO LOUD DURING...UMMM WELL YOU WILL BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER:evilgrin:

wrbones
08-29-02, 10:18 PM
Raphael got deleted.

The chicken and the rabbit got deleted,


The "safe" sex thread got deleted.....









Naw, I better not post on any more threads like this!





Aww, what the heck! What's another naked erection post anyway! ;)

eddief
08-29-02, 10:54 PM
I don't use condoms. I'm happily married and getting some
seriously awesome PT.

onedevildog
09-08-02, 08:28 PM
LL,
There is no doubt you opened the door wide for this one. Good show.

wrbones
09-09-02, 03:15 AM
I do wonder why you have such things on your mind.....been awhile has it?

LadyLeatherneck
09-09-02, 10:54 AM
LMAO Wrbones. Cute pic! Way too funny!!!

Hello onedevildog. Welcome Aboard Gunny! :D

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 11:29 AM
hurry up and get your supply.... :D :D :D

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 11:30 AM
:D

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 11:33 AM
:evilgrin:

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 11:36 AM
:D

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 11:38 AM
:banana:

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 11:39 AM
:evilgrin:

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 11:42 AM
My favorite :D

Sparrowhawk
09-11-02, 11:48 AM
those are all scanned packages......

How come they are all empty?

Were you busy this past week-end?

ROTFLMAO

SGT T
09-11-02, 12:02 PM
BUT WHERE IS THE SGT T CONDOM..YOU KNOW GUARANTEED TO TAKE YOU THERE AND THEN SOME.:evilgrin:

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 12:04 PM
That's a special edition one Sgt T. Only available
to certain customers...LOL :evilgrin:

SGT T
09-11-02, 12:19 PM
OKAY THEN I GUESS IT IS OKAY...YOU ARE ONE CRAZY LATINA:gotee:

wrbones
09-11-02, 12:41 PM
It's soundin' like you have some un-met needs there......

....are you tryin' to tell us something?


Maybe you need to give us a sign.....

LadyLeatherneck
09-11-02, 01:23 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! :D :D
Wrbones you are just too much!!!
I'm laughing so loud they can probably hear me out in
the hallway...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

USMC0311
09-14-02, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by wrbones
It's soundin' like you have some un-met needs there......

....are you tryin' to tell us something?


Maybe you need to give us a sign.....
let me know if ya need instructions on administerin the "Venus Butterfly" No rain coat necessary

Semper Fi, Bones GET SUM Bro :D

firstsgtmike
09-15-02, 12:28 AM
Question.

How many of you guys need to roll a condom down far enough to see that each one has a serial number?

Oh?

CAS3
09-15-02, 02:09 PM
I may need those directions!!!!

You guys are killin me.

Bones where the heck do you get your material. You should get paid for making us laugh so "hard"!:banana:

USMC0311
09-15-02, 02:16 PM
notta problem Marine..If ya want I will e-mail instructions to yer hubby. I just know you will Love "it" Sis:yes: You'll throw rocks at the :banana: after ya experienced "it":p
Semper Fi, Sis

CAS3
09-15-02, 02:32 PM
Does it work from Okinawa to here?
Phone calls are expensive!


OH AND FirstSGT Mike...DAMN!!
Does it hurt?
Need a wheelbarrel?
:D

wrbones
09-15-02, 09:04 PM
I hang out arond here....


...with the wrong crowd....

wrbones
09-15-02, 09:06 PM
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lindagr41
09-15-02, 10:23 PM
Ummmm. Do these come in a Variety Pack? And where can I get some.?...of the condoms that is.

me :p :lick:

wrbones
09-16-02, 05:10 AM
I'm all you'd ever need!