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Sparrowhawk
11-29-03, 07:21 PM
http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/194/504/8x6/twip_2003_1126_04.jpg

TracGunny
11-29-03, 08:04 PM
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

firstsgtmike
11-29-03, 09:07 PM
TracGunny,

I was once escourted out of a pet shop for trying to teach the parrots to say "Here kitty, kitty".

The owner didn't have a sense of humor.

TracGunny
11-29-03, 10:42 PM
Two of my WestPac deployments pulled Libo port or calls in Kenya were I always signed up for a safari; the running joke was to use "Here, Kitty..." whenever a big cat was spotted.

We also began passing around a flyer promoting a team and individual Midnight Rhino Tipping Competition... being the ring leader, I was the one who had to tap dance in front of the ship's XO and Marine COT explaining it WAS a joke.

Seems pet shop owners are not the only ones without a sense of humor...

airframesguru
11-29-03, 10:45 PM
do rinos tip easier than cows?

Devildogg4ever
11-30-03, 06:32 AM
If anyone gets close enough to the rino, let us know!!!

TracGunny
11-30-03, 07:24 AM
airframesguru: do rinos tip easier than cows?


Ummm.... not that I'm aware of...

In case you are curious:

Competition Rules:

Teams will be limited to a maximum of 10 members.
Awards will be given to the first, second, and third place finishes in both individual and team categories.
Points will be award for:
Time it takes to tip the Rhino
Technical difficulty
Technique
Style
How surprised the Rhino looks upon contact.
Points will be deducted for:
Injury to individual or team members; adjusted for number/severity of injuries
Death to individual/team members.
Any injury to the Rhino will result in immediate disqualification of individual/team.
:D

(Apologies to Sparrowhawk for the serious digression...)