Awful Waffle

[Apache]

This morning I was at a Waffle House having a quick breakfast.

Note: Waffle House has been known to have robberies

I heard police sirens and small arms fire.
Looking around quickly for the source.

The manager saw half his customers scanning the area
and laughed.

The manager just got himself a new ringtone !

[Old Marine]

Did the Manager cut out all your waffle squares for you after the siren episode?

[Apache]

No
He was too busy laughing his a-- off at the customers
Searching for the threat !

I had to laugh too