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Kegler300
11-08-11, 05:51 PM
After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

Arron Walker
11-08-11, 08:00 PM
Sergeant Major,
I needed to reply to your post,Excellent Sir,
William

Enjoy The 236 years of USMC

Marine1955
11-08-11, 09:29 PM
Guess you don't know the pain of being dyslexic as I do...
As a young boy I was always looked down on as a dumb azz and made fun of and always fighting with kids who made fun of me.. when the kids made fun of me I would whip there azz at play time at school and as an adult it hurt me in staying in the Marine Corps and in school also trying to get a degree cause I had so much trouble reading and writing. It wasn't until I meet my late wife who died that recognized I had a problem and help me out and helped teach me how to read and finally graduate High School and at 56 I take offense to any jokes about dyslexia!!! No matter how small they are... Sorry Kegler 300 your joke is offensive to me!!!!

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Kegler300
11-09-11, 04:37 AM
Oh good grief...you need to stay away from these forums and away from the internet if you are so easily offended.

sparkie
11-09-11, 09:38 AM
I'm Damm glad I'm not blond. I'd sue all you all.

montana
11-09-11, 09:46 AM
lol...sparkie gets 10 points for that one

Mongoose
11-09-11, 11:06 AM
Sensitive people, need not apply. It's a friggin joke, for Gods sake.

devildog21345
11-09-11, 02:16 PM
Does Anyone Know Any Blind Jokes?

silverdollar
11-10-11, 07:57 AM
Does Anyone Know Any Blind Jokes?



No, But I always wondered how a blind person knew when to quit wiping his butt?

Cpl Heglar
11-10-11, 08:03 AM
Does Anyone Know Any Blind Jokes?

A blind man was swinging his dog in a market by the tail above his head when a woman walked up and asked what he was doing.

He stated just taking a look around.

Glad I'm not polish or blind.

awbrown1462
11-10-11, 08:27 AM
Does Anyone Know Any Blind Jokes?
yes but I find it hard to read

awbrown1462
11-10-11, 08:31 AM
Sergeant Major,
I needed to reply to your post,Excellent Sir,
William

Enjoy The 236 years of USMC
mmm maybe you should get checked for it when a Bomb looks like a star
Kegler 300 is a Master Gunnery Sergeant not a Sergeant Major
but not you being a Marine will let it slide

oldtop
11-10-11, 08:44 AM
Always wondered why they put braille script on a Drive Up Teller Machine??????

Arron Walker
11-10-11, 09:31 AM
mmm maybe you should get checked for it when a Bomb looks like a star
Kegler 300 is a Master Gunnery Sergeant not a Sergeant Major
but not you being a Marine will let it slide

Thank you for you message.
The ranking struture of Marine chevrons I down loaded from.Marine Crops Rank Struture - www.marine-family.org (http://www.marine-family.org)

Never to young to learn,Sir

A bomb looks like a star ?
Please explain,each Marine chevron is diffrent,from a Private on to Lance Corprpal - Master Sergent.Than a differnt ingsginia for 1st.SGT,MGYSGT,SGTMAJ and SGTMAJMC.

William

awbrown1462
11-10-11, 09:46 AM
Thank you for you message.
The ranking struture of Marine chevrons I down loaded from.Marine Crops Rank Struture - www.marine-family.org (http://www.marine-family.org)

Never to young to learn,Sir

A bomb looks like a star ?
Please explain,each Marine chevron is diffrent,from a Private on to Lance Corprpal - Master Sergent.Than a differnt ingsginia for 1st.SGT,MGYSGT,SGTMAJ and SGTMAJMC.

William
was making a joke about you maybe being dyslexia, A Master Guns has a brusting bomb in the center of his chevrons and SgtMaj has a star in his.

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of the
Marine Corps

you called MGySgt Kegler300 SgtMaj so i made a joke which now seams to have back fired on me LOL

Arron Walker
11-10-11, 10:07 AM
To those who fought and lost your life,to those who fought and lived,to those who are still fighting,God Bless You and Thank You.
The USMC hold the Hightest of Standards.

Happy Birthday

Arron Walker
11-14-11, 11:00 AM
Site by PTSD Support Services
ptsd_medication.html

Y'all see a list of meds.

ptsdsupport.net

A great web page.

www.webmd.com (http://www.webmd.com) - a index of meds

Arron Walker
11-14-11, 01:21 PM
www.ptsd.va.gov (http://www.ptsd.va.gov)


Anixiety,PTDS condtions,there are treatment plans and meds.You need to find out what works best for you.
Please do not take meds with out reading side effects.
It is funny to joke about beer,mixed drinks ect.
Drinking adds to Depression,Anxiety disorders.

thomasx2xx
11-14-11, 06:59 PM
Sorry Bill, but the right not to be offended was not in The Constitution that we defended. While in poor taste to find humor in the misfortune of those with challenges, we all are guilty of such indiscretions, i.e. Army/Navy/Dem/Rep/Blind/Ugly/Old/Hirsute/Bald jokes are often found in each of our favorite jokes list.
I am fairly sure the author meant no personal offense to any person or group, instead I think he was trying to bring levity through a "clever play on words". So in conclusion, WE AS A GROUP should first consider whether on not clever is our strong suit, then, if this or any joke on this website is important enough to waste time and energy to get upset over
I agree with you 1955 but he was just trying to be funny