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Sparrowhawk
10-22-03, 04:54 PM
Just had a beer at our newest members Irish Pub, being married to an Irish woman gives me the right to claim the bar stool nearest the head at his place of business.




http://kirkpatrickspub.com/

and since every Wednesday is Ladies night at his pub, why not here at Leatherneck.com?

I hereby proclaim Wednesday Night all across American to be ladies night at Leatherneck.com

Show starts at 8:00 pm East coast time, and closes when the bars close at 2:00 am West coast time.


I say we name a beer after one of the ladies that posts here.

First we'll need to find a nice, rich, smooth tasting beer that goes down (smooth) and had a nice aroma to it, looks great and has a lasting kick. Then we'll design the glass for her and place it as the official icon on this page with her name edged on it...

http://pubglasses.com/ushop/images/IT890_CWINDOWSDesktopheinekencopy.jpg

thedrifter
10-22-03, 05:17 PM
Well I have the glass to start the party, while we we wait for the ENTERTAINMENT to start.....now we need the beer.....


http://www.uselessgraphics.com/thong.gif



http://www.uselessgraphics.com/Copy_of_Goldshlager1.gif

richgitz
10-22-03, 05:38 PM
This is the second place I've been to today that everybodys
having Beer. Count me in. I'll buy the first for the Ladies that
show up. I sure am getting a Buzzz going. Be right back got
to check the pluming....... Feel a little lighter now, and ready
to Party.

Sixguns
10-22-03, 05:41 PM
They were going to name a beer after CAS, but the name "Sophisticated Lager of Unbelievable Taste" created too many marketing difficulties and was a bit wordy for the labels. The new ale is now named "SLUT"!!!!

LMAO

jo_beth
10-22-03, 06:51 PM
very nice website, kirkpatrick.

Love to stay for Ladies night, boys.
But I have class right at that time.

I'll take the beer though.
:D :banana:

thedrifter
10-22-03, 06:55 PM
Pick your style JoBeth.......

Cook what are we going to do when the WM don't want to come out and play........LOL....


http://www.samswine.com/images/img-beer-menupic1.jpg

jo_beth
10-22-03, 07:05 PM
I prefer mine
outta long neck corona bottle
couple slices of lime, squeezed to death.
and no head
:banana:

marinemom
10-22-03, 07:11 PM
Well, it's a nice thought gentlemen.

But what about us ladies who do drink beer? Can we have our own Sparrowhawk-desgined Black Jack glass?

jo_beth
10-22-03, 07:12 PM
YEAH!!!!

HOW ABOUT IT SPARROW?????

ROFL
:D

thedrifter
10-22-03, 07:49 PM
Let's see Cook how did we find the bar...LOL..We happened to Welcome him today.....

Jobeth if you keep drinking here all night...we are going to have to create a name of the beer after you.....LOL

http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10446

Cook did you here that Jerry is buying.......

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-include-beer-4pack.jpg

Sparrowhawk
10-22-03, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by jo_beth
I prefer mine
outta long neck corona bottle
couple slices of lime, squeezed to death.
and no head
:banana:

Oh, lady if you only knew what i am thinking...LMAO


marinemom

Well, it's a nice thought gentlemen.

But what about us ladies who do drink beer? Can we have our own Sparrowhawk-desgined Black Jack glass?

I think that can be arranged...


see what I can do, perhaps make it large enought so that it can be downloaded and printed on a t-shirt?

thedrifter
10-22-03, 08:02 PM
Hell Ellie was around and I couldn't say anything........but I was thinking Jobeth........LMAO....


Sempers,


Roger



http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=corona+/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.zaber.de/img/corona.jpg

Sparrowhawk
10-22-03, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by thedrifter
[B]Cook what are we going to do when the WM don't want to come out and play........LOL....



Rog you got to know women, if you built it, they will come.

Ladies night includes a Jerry, Drifter and Osotogary Chip-n-Dale style autographed full monte pic....LMAO

why we may even offer an all male Leatherneck Calendar by the end of the year...

run contests and female winner gets a lap dance by Jerry or their choice of Marine at the next reunion...LMAO

jo_beth
10-22-03, 08:55 PM
AT LEAST WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE!!!!

ROFLMAO

gawd, I thought you boys were losing it..
:banana:

jo_beth
10-22-03, 08:56 PM
I said no head.
come on, your a Marine
You should be able to fill any order..
hehehe

thedrifter
10-29-03, 03:40 PM
Wednesday is Ladies Night .......

Happy Hour.....Now begins.....Let's Drink!!!!.......


Teamwork is the ability to work as a group towards a common vision ... Even if that vision becomes extremely blurry while working.


http://marvin3m.com/forsale/beer.jpg

jo_beth
10-29-03, 03:46 PM
woooooooooooo....
TOSS ME A COLD ONE, DRIFTER!!
:banana:

jo_beth
10-29-03, 03:47 PM
I'm going to be picky.
Corona longneck, 2 slices of lime.
COOOOOOLD!!!

thedrifter
10-29-03, 04:01 PM
Look who is beating down the doors as soon as they open.........LOL.....

http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=corona+beer/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.beersweetbeer.com/images/favorites_corona2.jpg


Do stupid things easier and not remember.

jo_beth
10-29-03, 04:02 PM
ROFLMAO!!!
That's what happens when you open the doors. :D
:banana:
:P

jo_beth
10-29-03, 04:04 PM
Thanks for the corona.
class won't be so boring now.
heheheh

shoreparty
10-29-03, 05:13 PM
did jo say a tall one that needs it?lmao

marinemom
10-29-03, 06:00 PM
Excuse me? I see the beer, but where is the Jack and the special Sparrowhawk designed glass??????

Sparrowhawk
10-29-03, 06:08 PM
here's the Jack Daniels

http://www.thebuzz.nireland.com/GraphicR/jack.gif

and here's the special Sparrowhawk designed glass

http://vietnamdiary.bizland.com/Cbeer.jpg


LOL :banana:

Sparrowhawk
10-29-03, 06:35 PM
Here's your glass, pour yourself a shot to your delight, take off your shoes, and enjoy

http://vietnamdiary.bizland.com/marinemom.gif

thedrifter
10-29-03, 06:51 PM
I guess I have to make my own entertament....since the ladies are hiding again.....LOL......

http://www.bartender.com/2fun/game/hangman.htm


http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=beer/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.silkytyme.com/graphics/Wendy's/Sports%20Beer.jpg

Alcohol may be the road to nowhere, but at least its the scenic route.

Sparrowhawk
10-29-03, 07:00 PM
What do you think?

Will it be enough?


Jo_Beth's personalized Corona dispensor

LOL :banana:

http://vietnamdiary.bizland.com/jobeth.gif

cjdoyle
10-29-03, 07:05 PM
I sure could use some good ole wild turkey.
1st Sgt has been in my ass all morning trying to get ready for the ball ceromony.

thedrifter
10-29-03, 07:27 PM
Cook.......I don't think it is big enough....for Jo Beth.....LMAO......


I think I will sit awhile and have a drink with you.....cjdoyle.....Oh...!!!!Do I remember them days.....LOL

http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wild+turkey+whiskey/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.barrelsoffunstore.com/images/catalog/bourbon/smaller/rare-breed-wild-turkey.jpg

marinemom
10-29-03, 07:54 PM
Thank you, Sparrowhawk, sir! But it would have been better on the BIG glass!!

After more than 35 years as a Marine wife and now a Marine mom, I NEED the big glass!

cjdoyle
10-29-03, 07:59 PM
Thank ya drifter,
i dont know about being in the ceromony i am proud as heck to be chosen but it is a pain in the butt.
A round for all on me
S/F

jo_beth
10-30-03, 09:21 AM
a lightweight last night.
Drifter gives me one beer and I was out like a light.
lmao.
But, I feel so much better this morning.
:banana:

I don't anything about a tall one being needy.
But I sure needed a tall one ... ooooooo

No more beer before classtime.
:D LOL!

jo_beth
10-30-03, 09:23 AM
oops, part of my first sentence fell off.

"Talk about being" a lightweight last night......

shoreparty
10-30-03, 10:04 AM
that wasnt yer first jo jo,butt it mighta fell off? da drifter will pick up da slack goil!lol

Sparrowhawk
10-30-03, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by marinemom
Thank you, Sparrowhawk, sir! But it would have been better on the BIG glass!!

After more than 35 years as a Marine wife and now a Marine mom, I NEED the big glass!

Just look at what one beer did to Jo-Beth last night... LOL


Alcohol makes one horny and next thing you know you'll be dancing on the tables at The Slop Shute...LOL

Humm, I'll see if I can find a tall one for you for next Wednesday... :banana:

jo_beth
10-30-03, 10:32 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!

terrible, just terrible.
lmao
:banana:

marinemom
11-05-03, 01:32 PM
HEY SPARROWHAWK!!!!!!

IT'S NEXT WEDNESDAY!!!!!!

And, us "mature and vibrant" ladies never dance on tables - they can fall over. We use the bar, lol!

jo_beth
11-05-03, 02:04 PM
woooo.......
working on a paper...
count me out this evening.
sorry

jo_beth
11-05-03, 03:07 PM
research paper, that is...
not john wayne "TP"
:P

thedrifter
11-05-03, 03:30 PM
marinemom...You shocked me.....I didn't think you were a party animal......;)

Now Jobeth...I know......and She loves to party.....LOL...

Its Happy Hour......

Dancing on tables....I need to keep Ellie away.....Old habits are hard to break.....:D

JoBeth....excuses....Last week you pasted out...This week you have a report to do......Get with the program.....girl.....LOL...


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bSBnQY0hXL4C:www.greatbigstuff.com/prodpics/bottle-corona.jpg

jo_beth
11-05-03, 04:05 PM
okay, okay.
me on the table.... with my brain almost dead...
:banana:


but my proposal paper is almost done... "save the prairie dogs!!"
don't laugh... I really am writing on humanely relocating unwanted prairie dogs.

jo_beth
11-05-03, 04:06 PM
"PASTED" OUT?????

ROFLMAO



I wasn't "pasted" to anything but my homework and the computer monitor.
LMAO!!!
pasted out.... *snickers*

Sophora
11-05-03, 04:15 PM
hmm... I'll have a jar of stout ifn ya don't mind...

Sparrowhawk
11-05-03, 04:58 PM
It's also the first Wednesday of the month and everybody knows that the first Wednesday is topless day as well.:banana:




I already have my shirt off.... :p

Sophora
11-05-03, 05:16 PM
Sparrow, since it's ladies night, I think you men should be the topless ones...and how about wearing a thong too :D...After all the more we ladies drink the better you men folk look ;)

marinemom
11-05-03, 05:41 PM
"marinemom...You shocked me.....I didn't think you were a party animal...... "

Just as long as you are not shocked and appalled, drifter, lol

Hey, I said it was more than 35 years as a Marine wife and mom -
learned to party hearty!

Sparrowhawk where is my BIG glass!?!?!?

Sixguns
11-05-03, 06:01 PM
Sparrow -- put the shirt back on... I can't see the lunar eclipse with the white hot light radiating from your torso!!!!!

SF,

thedrifter
11-05-03, 06:05 PM
marinemom...You better ask Cook for a bigger glass...You sure deserve it...........;)


Sophora...You trying to cause problems.....Boy you women sure ask for alot.....LOL>>>>

Cook line up the glasses....these women want to party.....



http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=men/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.chezmaya.com/h/men-drink.gif

Sophora
11-05-03, 06:21 PM
ahh...Drifter, I'm not trying to cause trouble. :D Just looking fer a good time. now how about a wee dram of Scotch? I could use one after my day at work :p

Sparrowhawk
11-05-03, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Sophora
Sparrow, since it's ladies night, I think you men should be the topless ones...and how about wearing a thong too :D...After all the more we ladies drink the better you men folk look ;)

Am I starting to look goooood?
have another drink....


http://cookbarela.bizland.com/award.gif

Sparrowhawk
11-05-03, 07:31 PM
haven't forgotten you, looking for just the right glass maybe by next week, I'll find it....

hey, Rog, what's Jo-beth doing under the table?

You gave her another drink?

jo_beth
11-05-03, 08:00 PM
hey, hey HEY!!!
I heard that all the way over here!!!
LMAO

marinemom
11-12-03, 03:21 PM
OK - SPARROWHAWK THE SUN IS OVER THE YARDAM!!!!!!!

WHERE IS MY BIG GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jo_beth
11-12-03, 03:59 PM
GOOD GRAVY

IS IT WEDNESDAY NIGHT ALREADY?!?!?!?!?

SHEESH, I REALLY ENJOYED MY 5 DAY WEEKEND.

back to the work out
*and one and two and one and two*
:banana:

jo_beth
11-12-03, 04:01 PM
Oh my... I had such a cool pic to go along with sparrow's representation of what all Male Marines should look like after they get out.
But I accidently deleted it when I logged off the college computer...

Sparrowhawk
11-12-03, 04:35 PM
Well, MarineMom

I found the "Big Glass"

Just haven't figured out which side to pour the JD into

:lick:


http://glassartists.molten.org/9000/Img9803_glass.jpg

richgitz
11-12-03, 04:50 PM
I wouldn't want to buy that drink. But I'll buy everyone a Shot &
a Beer, for the Corps Birthday.

thedrifter
11-12-03, 05:27 PM
Sitting back in my easy chair.....with my JD in hand.....

waiting for Marine mom....to clean the glasses for us Marines.....LOL

http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=JD+Whiskey/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.sodashop.com/jd/JackBlack.gif

marinemom
11-12-03, 05:46 PM
CLEAN GLASSES?!?!?!?!

What is this - a Chair Farce group?????


Sparrow - just keep pouring - from wherever and I'll figure it out, lol

Joyce
11-12-03, 08:16 PM
Ladies Night?!!! Count me in... I am excited. I have some topless guys for you... Oh and cowboys to boot.

Joyce
11-12-03, 08:22 PM
This is my favorite.......

Joyce
11-12-03, 08:26 PM
Nice horse

CAS3
11-12-03, 08:55 PM
WHAT HORSE?

Damn can't believe I missed all the excitement.
Cookie, I would like a Shirley Temple.

greensideout
11-12-03, 09:18 PM
What are you ladies so excited about?

All of us guys here on leatherneck look like that! LMAO

CAS3
11-12-03, 10:35 PM
LMAO....
Please
I WISH!

Sparrowhawk
11-19-03, 12:09 PM
Celebration tonight. Its going to be wall to wall wimen, drink early and drink hard, anything goes tonight!

All women wearing thongs get free admission and a drink of their choice.....

I have volunteered to be the inspector at the entrance. Hahehehehee

We took a vote for a Marine to give a lap dance to one lucky lady. Since Jerry wasn't here when we voted, he was selected.
LMAO

CAS3
11-19-03, 12:16 PM
HEY COOK..

What do you do for the "womin" who arent wearing gochies!

C'mon gerald...start dancing!

I believe we need to turn this into a tornado party. We are expecting one here today.
I need a cold one Cook, Diet Pepsi please!

thedrifter
11-19-03, 12:49 PM
Cook I'm not sure if we will be able to wear the thongs tonight.....The wind is kicking up....and nothing is staying in the same spot.......LOL......:eek:

CAS3
11-19-03, 12:53 PM
man Rog...
the mental pictuer...
someone grab a fork so I can stick it in my eyes!!!

jo_beth
11-19-03, 01:24 PM
Hey CAS,
The effort alone as a thought is already killing me.

Sparrowhawk
11-19-03, 02:53 PM
I think, I'm beginning to know that Marine mom likes the BIG ones....LOL

Sparrowhawk
11-19-03, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by CAS3
HEY COOK..

What do you do for the "womin" who arent wearing gochies!

Why they get free drinks all night.


Rog if you wear a thong, I ain't checking. LMAO

jo_beth
11-19-03, 04:40 PM
What does that mean, Sparrow?
That if he isn't wearing anything....... your going to check?

oooooooo
:banana:
LMAO

Sparrowhawk
11-19-03, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by jo_beth
What does that mean, Sparrow?
That if he isn't wearing anything....... your going to check?

oooooooo
:banana:
LMAO




http://www.theworldwidegourmet.com/drinks/tequila/margarita.jpg

Margarita Time, just say when!!!

marinemom
11-19-03, 05:13 PM
Oh goodie - after the Day From Hell in the office - the "Hawk" decides he's funny - NOT!

As far as liking the "BIG ones", how did you know my husband is 6'5" and my son is 6'6"?

jo - if they aren't wearing anything - RUN!!!!!

Sixguns
11-19-03, 06:05 PM
Well, I'm wearing 'em!! Of course they're not as fancy as the leather studded ones Jerry is wearing to do his dance in!!!! I didn't think he needed the choker collar or the whip, but he said it was all part of getting into character. "Character?" I said. "And what is this character you are talking about?" Jerry said "His name is Butch and he ain't partnered with Sundance. But when the show gets started you can watch the moon bounce!"

Here's to Butch, the 5' tall Chippendale with leather studded underwear!!! Cheers, now GIVE 'EM A SHOW JERRY!!!


SIXGUNS

jo_beth
11-19-03, 07:38 PM
I don't know about Six.
The man is retired from the Corps..... You know what that means, ladies...

Living Free...... Living Large.
I definately won't be the last one standing this evening.

LMAO

jo_beth
11-19-03, 08:39 PM
My evening class was cancelled.
And here I am.... Doing my homework, again.
3 more weeks... just gotto keep thinking 3 more weeks
:banana:

Sparrowhawk
11-19-03, 09:54 PM
All that book learning, ain't healthy.

And what's u gona know in 3 weeks, that you don't already knows about, today?

time for another bud

shoreparty
11-20-03, 08:49 AM
hawk,you got datt right bro,butt what she aint learn by now well,i guess ill haveta just show her?lmao.,,,butt then aint much jo jo,aint done learn bout allready member shes a marine2!!!!!!!!!! SEMPER-FI,,,, jo-beth,yer paW says hi ya lady~ smiles

marinemom
11-26-03, 06:58 PM
OK, it's Wednesday - and where are the male strippers!!?!?!?!

Sparrowhawk, you are supposed to be pouring - where are you????

Sparrowhawk
12-17-03, 06:57 AM
Ladies the beer, Jack Daniels or what ever else you feel like drinking are on me tonight.

Maybe I can get reimbursed from Jerry, LOL

We have a lot to celebrate and can't think of anyone else to celebrate it with than with women, beer and Marines.

Saddam is in custody, Rogers home recovering, Marine mom is thirsty; CAS just bought new Victoria Secret thongs and its Wednesday night.

Sophora
12-17-03, 07:02 AM
Woohoo, its wednesday, I'll start out early with an Irish Coffee. Might get tanked enough to show my Hooters :D
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marinemom
12-17-03, 10:25 AM
Hey Sparrowhawk, you got to remember it is sundown SOMEWHERE in the world right now, lol!

Pour the cool ones - get the male strippers - it is ladies' night, after all

Sophora
12-17-03, 02:05 PM
Hey Marinemom, you know Sparrow will only show up if there's hooters. Maybe we can get him to strip. :banana:

Sparrowhawk
12-17-03, 02:14 PM
Maybe we'll get MarineMom drunk by mid afternnon and she'll slip into something comfortable like these Marine moms and dance for us... LOL




http://www.grunt.com/bsimages/Ohhrrahh.jpg

Sophora
12-17-03, 02:28 PM
Now Sparrow, it's ladies night, you guys are suppose to strut your stuff for our enjoyment. How about a rum and coke since your here? :)

marinemom
12-17-03, 05:31 PM
Sophora - I'll take the third one from the left in the back row -

Sorry, Sparrowhawk, I don't get drunk - just sleepy, lol.

MarineBrat
12-17-03, 05:51 PM
NICE uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh ~~ HATS~~ yea thats it!! :

Sparrowhawk
12-17-03, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by marinemom
Sophora - I'll take the third one from the left in the back row -

Sorry, Sparrowhawk, I don't get drunk - just sleepy, lol.

Sophora
12-17-03, 06:53 PM
Dang Sparrow, I'll need a double shot of Glenlivet and a beer chaser to make that mug look half way appealing. :eek:

RichLundeen
12-17-03, 08:40 PM
WHAT THE....................

Hey now, the 'kid Jarheads' around here, we're not used to the PORNO!

Goood evening, all (in my best 'Bond' voice). Buy a lady a drink?

Semper Fi

Rich

thedrifter
12-17-03, 09:07 PM
So where is all the action....I'm ready to party.......



http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dancing+gifs/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.david.avery.ukgateway.net/homerdance.GIF

RichLundeen
12-17-03, 09:28 PM
I have my beer, Roger! I'll have this one for ya!

Another BEAUTIFUL day in Colorado!

greensideout
12-17-03, 09:37 PM
Quick! Someone get Roger to sit down!---LOL

RichLundeen
12-17-03, 09:58 PM
Bull ****!

Roger! Dance with that lady, already!

Semper Fi!

Rich

Cotton
12-18-03, 09:19 AM
I always miss all the fun. If I had showed up could I have had something other than beer?????????? say a jack, straight up????

"why we may even offer an all male Leatherneck Calendar by the end of the year..."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm........ where do we sign up????? and a possible lap dance. *L* I knew I liked this place for some reason.

marinemom
12-24-03, 11:12 AM
It's the day before Christmas and boy do I need a drink!

Sparrowhawk!!! You do have the duty for the bar today - start pouring - all of cookie bakers need a break!

Sophora
12-24-03, 01:26 PM
Time for a rum eggnog. Time to get in the holiday spirit. :banana:

Phantom Blooper
12-24-03, 01:45 PM
Sophora,Is that bananna doing the BUMP ? Did Cook,and Roger go to supply and get the mistletoe?Merry Christmas! Chuck Hall:banana:

Sophora
12-24-03, 02:05 PM
Phantom Blooper, It definately looks like the Bump, with a smidgeon of grind thrown in ;)

Not sure where Roger and Sparrow got off to, but if they got the mistletoe they're probably over at Hooters :banana:

Sparrowhawk
12-24-03, 06:42 PM
Christmas eve and ladies night, what a combination, maybe I'll dress up as Santa and take the ladies wishes...LOL

I need a stinger and a bud light... night is early....

Sophora
12-24-03, 07:00 PM
Merry Christmas Sparrow. You dress up like Santa and I'll gladly sit on your lap and tell ya what I want want ;) Have a bit of Christmas Spirit.

thedrifter
12-24-03, 07:21 PM
Mistletoe is Hung......

http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=mistletoe/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.wmberg.com/images/mistletoe.gif

Eggnog is made......


http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=eggnog/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.christmas-joy.com/recipes/pics/eggnog.jpg

Evening is young......Counting down for the arrival....of St Nick......

While we wait......Let the Party begin......

marinemom
12-31-03, 05:57 AM
Well it is New Year's EVe AND Wednesday!

After a discussion in the chat room last night, Sparrowhawk was voted the bartender of the evening - I hope he is ready for the ladies tonight. And that he has his Chippendale bartender outfit ready, lol.

jo_beth
12-31-03, 06:10 AM
And Drifter is desinated driver.

Who's voulenteering for the "Chip and Dale" job?
we need entertainment too..... lmao

:banana:

marinemom
12-31-03, 07:05 PM
jo_beth - did we forget Jerry????

Oh Sparrowhawk - it is past sundown - time for you to start pouring...................and in the issued gear, too.

Sparrowhawk
12-31-03, 08:30 PM
Just got a bottle of Korbel, extra smooth Brady, going to pour it over cream demint to make my traditional Stinger, then poping open a bud lite.. Here's to you ladies..

the drinks are on me tonight...

Marinemom, You get a double shot tonight... LMAO

Osotogary
12-31-03, 09:31 PM
SparrowHawk,
Those libations that you have their are going to cost you $93.94. LMAO
Drink up!

RichLundeen
12-31-03, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Osotogary
SparrowHawk,
Those libations that you have their are going to cost you $93.94. LMAO
Drink up!

So what's the 'inside joke' with $93.94?

Going to get a nice tumbler of scotch!

Semper Fi

Rich

marinemom
01-21-04, 03:37 PM
OK - it is Wednesday and it is Ladies Night...........and the auditors arrive at the office tomorrow.

Sparrowhawk - get out that BIG glass you made - I am way past doubles today............and where is your bartender outfit?????

Sparrowhawk
01-21-04, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by marinemom
OK - it is Wednesday and it is Ladies Night...........and the auditors arrive at the office tomorrow.

Sparrowhawk - get out that BIG glass you made - I am way past doubles today............and where is your bartender outfit?????

Marinemom

Just for you, and only during Happy Hour... LOL

http://www.skellington.com/photo/bm00/steven24_040931_bm2k.jpg

jo_beth
01-22-04, 02:14 PM
WOOO!!

SHAKE DAT THANG:banana:

HEY, WHERE'S DRIFTERS AND ALL THE OTHER'S OUTFITS????

marinemom
01-28-04, 07:59 PM
It's Wednesday - and the ladies are plotting for the reunion - Jerry and Roger......be afraid....be very afraid!

Sparrowhawk
02-11-04, 10:39 AM
Setting up the beer and JD for the party tonight.

No, nipple shields allowed on the dance floor. LOL

Roger, make sure you have that robe belted on. LOL

I'm buying the first round....

marinemom
02-11-04, 02:33 PM
After seeing that picture, I think all the ladies will need doubles, lol.

jo_beth - where are you when I need you???????

thedrifter
02-11-04, 03:00 PM
Now I'm damn tired.....It took me this long to get to the dance.....LOL...

Where is my juice Cook.....I'm waiting.....

Marinemom....Ellie wants to know what they wear underneath....but that's because she hangs around Cook and JoBeth to much......LOL....;)

usmc4669
02-11-04, 03:25 PM
We need a glass that even our wantabes can use.

usmc4669
02-11-04, 04:35 PM
A Texas size glass.

usmc4669
02-11-04, 04:40 PM
A Texas Size Beer Glass.

jo_beth
02-11-04, 04:59 PM
dmn!
triple here with lime


:banana:

marinemom
02-11-04, 05:22 PM
A triple??? and Sparrowhawk thinks I am bad, lol.

Roger, tell Ellie that the Scots wear what God gave them under those kilts...

jo_beth
02-11-04, 08:36 PM
that's the guy with the cute knees?

what did God give him?

Sparrowhawk
02-11-04, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by marinemom
A triple??? and Sparrowhawk thinks I am bad, lol.

Roger, tell Ellie that the Scots wear what God gave them under those kilts...


marinemom's been peeping...

jo_beth
02-25-04, 09:13 PM
sparrow>
Bartendar, I'd like a corona with lime. hold the glass.
:banana:
lmao

hey, drifter..... where's yer chaps and spurs?
rofl

marinemom
02-25-04, 09:39 PM
Hey - where is the bartender in his special outfit?????

First you say it's Ladies Night........then you split.

jo_beth, here's your Corona - got my Jack Black?

LiLGIJane81
02-25-04, 09:54 PM
Oh this is ladies night and the feelings right, oh this is ladies night oh what night yeah !!

jo_beth
03-03-04, 03:16 PM
oooooooooooooo
Now that would be something to see.
:banana:
go sparrow!
go sparrow!
go sparrow!
Just wear the bow tie, I think you can get away with just that.


Oh yeah,and Y'ALL have to wax, shave bleache yer body hairs.... head of hair can stay the same.

I want to be recieve a decent calendar that i can show all my frens!
lmao

jo_beth
03-03-04, 03:17 PM
Rog you got to know women, if you built it, they will come.

Ladies night includes a Jerry, Drifter and Osotogary Chip-n-Dale style autographed full monte pic....LMAO

why we may even offer an all male Leatherneck Calendar by the end of the year...

run contests and female winner gets a lap dance by Jerry or their choice of Marine at the next reunion...LMAO



__________________

Sparrow Hawk

usmc4669
03-03-04, 03:36 PM
Now all of you ladies need to post a picture so that we can come up with a calendar and vote on who will be our cover girl.

thedrifter
03-03-04, 04:46 PM
jo_beth


I didn't want you to go Wild....seeing my pic......So I hope this one will do....for now.......LMAO.......
Drinks are on Cook tonight Ladies.......


http://www.disneyana-jp.com/tpba/pins/pics/nov2001/mandp/chipdale/cd03_stump.jpg

thedrifter
03-24-04, 11:17 AM
Yo Cook,

Jobeth and I are wondering why we aren't getting served yet since we have some free time today.....LOL


Ellie

jo_beth
03-24-04, 11:21 AM
Yeah!
what gives... I don't see my bottle of corona with lime out today?

Sparrowhawk
03-24-04, 11:23 AM
Tonight is Martini Night for the Ladies.

http://www.after5catalog.com/images/home.gif

thedrifter
03-24-04, 11:29 AM
Hell....I was ready for you to break out the hard stuff.....LOL....

Bottoms Up.......

Ellie

jo_beth
03-24-04, 11:30 AM
Martini's make me giggly.
I want beer!
I want beer!
I want beer!
:banana:
beer good!

Sparrowhawk
03-24-04, 11:42 AM
Corona Beer, makes me pee a lot. The more Corona beer I drink, the more I pee?

http://www.jalapenojeans.com/images/products/tn_0079_back_shot.gif

thedrifter
03-24-04, 11:54 AM
And I thought it was only me Cook.....LOL....

I do have an good excuse.....What is Yours?.....LOL



http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Corona+Beer/v=2/TID=DFIM_1/l=IVS/*-http://www.missingmasterpiece.com/images/digital/corona.jpg

marinemom
03-24-04, 01:57 PM
Martoonis????

What's wrong with good old Black Jack on the rocks???? In my BIG glass, please 'hawk.

Miss Ellie - there is NO excuse for the 'hawk, lol.

Jobeth - please stay on the beeer! The thought of you getting any more than you are now.............scary!

jo_beth
03-24-04, 03:12 PM
lmao

I stick with beer.
beer good..
hard liqour bad... make jo do goofy stuff.
:banana:
banana dance

thedrifter
03-24-04, 03:19 PM
If Cook gets moving here.....maybe he will see all of us doing a dance soon........LOL

Were waiting Cook......




:banana: :bunny:

jo_beth
03-24-04, 04:07 PM
Where is cook?

dmmt, I want my beer!!

SHAFFER!
Get in here and find cook for us....
don't forget to wear that cute little bowtie that santos got you
lmao

marinemom
03-24-04, 04:38 PM
You know, it is really bad when you can't count on a Marine!

COOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!

We are waiting!

Sparrowhawk
03-24-04, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by marinemom
Martoonis????

What's wrong with good old Black Jack on the rocks???? In my BIG glass, please 'hawk.




Originally posted by marinemom
You know, it is really bad when you can't count on a Marine!

COOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!

We are waiting!


WHAt, Where have I been?

marinemom, First you ask me to get you a Big Glass, which I did. Then you wanted a Black Jack on the rocks.. I didn't understand what that has to do with Ladies Wednesday Night , but I finally found it for you.."

Women!?

Sparrowhawk
03-24-04, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by jo_beth
lmao

I stick with beer.
beer good..
hard liqour bad... make jo do goofy stuff.
:banana:
banana dance


Alright, alright I can see there are a lot of beerheads in here, so

http://www.camra.org.uk/images/gbbf2003/compstag.gif

Forget the Martini's (martini's only makes you horny, anyways lol)

Besides, maybe this way we'll see jo_beth do "goofy stuff"

LOL

Sparrowhawk
03-24-04, 06:08 PM
A gift for the ladies...

http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/VGbeer2.htm

marinemom
03-24-04, 06:26 PM
That black jack is NOT in my BIG glass!

Osotogary
03-24-04, 06:37 PM
Enjoy!:D :D

Sparrowhawk
03-24-04, 09:24 PM
LMAO

jo_beth
03-24-04, 09:58 PM
Oh sure... you show after when everyone leaves.....

My beer went flat...
hmph.

jo_beth
03-24-04, 10:00 PM
lmao!!!

thedrifter
04-14-04, 05:34 PM
You can never find Cook when you want a drink......


It's Wednesday........Cook.......I'm Waiting........LOL



http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=beer+mugs/v=2/TID=DFIM_1/l=IVS/*-http://www.wineglasses.co.uk/resources/icon.jpg

marinemom
06-16-04, 05:53 PM
Ladies,

It is Wednesday - it is the last day of school here in Virginia and the rug rats are all over the place..........and I just got finished getting the house back to normal after my kid's two weeks of leave.

In short, I DESERVE a drink!

Ellie, jo-beth - let's track down the 'hawk and get him pouring!1

Sparrowhawk
06-16-04, 09:15 PM
I finished my book, editor just walked out the door, let's celebrate, I'm buying.

http://www.cocktailguiden.com/cocktailbilder/appelcosmoplitan.jpg

cjwright90
06-17-04, 08:52 AM
Congrats, on the book Cook. I look forward to reading it. Count me in! Met my wife in an Irish Pub. 6 years ago this June 27th we got hitched. So keep 'em coming!

Sparrowhawk
06-30-04, 04:03 PM
P.S. Congrads to cjwright90

<hr>
<hr>





LAdy's <strike>nakid</strike> night at the club

Jerry is buying and I'm pouring, if u ladies get up close to the monitor, when you post ur reply, I'll pour you a double.. LMAO



http://www.steliart.com/images/eye2.gifhttp://www.steliart.com/images/eye2.gif

thedrifter
06-30-04, 04:09 PM
You trying to get me in trouble again Cook......LOL

marinemom
06-30-04, 04:22 PM
Ellie - DO NOT encourage him!!!!!!

Besides he has yet to wear his bartender outfit that jo and I got him.............

thedrifter
06-30-04, 04:40 PM
marinemom

We can always make him walk the line........LOL

Move your mouse L-to-R to keep this little guy steady

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/


Ellie

Sparrowhawk
06-30-04, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by marinemom
Ellie - DO NOT encourage him!!!!!!

Besides he has yet to wear his bartender outfit that jo and I got him.............

I don't think this is a bartenders outfit!

http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/images3/tab7292a.jpg

thedrifter
06-30-04, 05:18 PM
WOOOHOOOO.....


Finally some action......;)

Sparrowhawk
06-30-04, 07:11 PM
That woman's looking HOT

Can I buy you both a drink?

marinemom
07-07-04, 01:49 PM
OH SPARROWHAWK!!!!!!!! START POURING!!

It is Wednesday - and time to celebrate!

My son called from Iraq, and all is well (except you go through 3 pairs of socks a day, lol), and I am afraid that his is slightly miffed.

Seems that Ellie has posted a story about his unit - The Thundering Third - and stole his thunder - when the kid called, first thing he said was "Guess where we are now" - and I told him because Ellie told all of us, lol!

Ellie, they need you in the CIA!

Sparrowhawk
07-07-04, 02:03 PM
poor kid probably figured you have some type of tracking device on him. LOL

Hey it's Wednesday "HOME DEPOT" ladies night tonight.



http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/06/news/newsmakers/homedepot_playboy/rachel_parks_homedepot.jpg

Wednesday is Letherneck.com Home Depot Night (http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15571&highlight=home+depot)

I'll pour in celebration of your son, and a toast to him..


AaaHHhhh.... the orange smocks are under the counter..... LMAO

thedrifter
07-07-04, 02:19 PM
pour me a drink........

Glad to hear your son is doing well.....marinemom.....

I hope I look good in the smock Cook.....that's if you don't mind a few problems.....LOL

Sparrowhawk
07-14-04, 03:29 PM
http://vietnamdiary.bizland.com/Cbeer.jpg

http://vietnamdiary.bizland.com/marinemom.gif


Where's my beer!!!

and I'm buying one for the lady with the empty glass!!

thedrifter
07-14-04, 04:00 PM
Hurry Up in Here Marine Mom.....

I want Cook to start pouring my beer........;)

Sparrowhawk
07-14-04, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by thedrifter
Hurry Up in Here Marine Mom.....

I want Cook to start pouring my beer........;)

Turn around I want to see if that's a thong. LMAO

marinemom
07-14-04, 09:29 PM
OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!!!!

Sorry to be late, Miss Ellie - had the day from H**L at the office AND my glass is EMPTY!!

Get pouing Cook!

Sparrowhawk
07-14-04, 10:02 PM
http://www.whatalesyou.com/images/beermansmall.gif

thedrifter
07-14-04, 10:11 PM
marinemom have Cook start you out with a double.......

It's about time.........Cook.....I was starting to think, I would have to hunt you down....LOL

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/animation54.gif

thedrifter
07-21-04, 02:50 PM
Cook,


Start pouring.......

Happy Hour started on my end.......;)


http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Food_and_Drinks/Alcoholic_Beverages/Fill_it_again.gif


http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101387.jpg

grayshade
07-21-04, 03:28 PM
That is an outstanding pic! More booty call over here pleas. Gotta love it. I love ladies night.


:banana: :yes: :banana:

thedrifter
07-21-04, 03:41 PM
Cook I'm still waiting for my beer......




This lady here, Just got the Marines motivated.....so where is my prize......;)

A little more motivation for the Marines......

VICTORIA SILVSTADT


http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/100977.jpg

Sparrowhawk
07-21-04, 04:20 PM
Pyrat Rum have always been tops...

Pour them........





http://www.hotelpatron.com/cara/caraposter.jpghttp://www.hotelpatron.com/victoria/topright.jpg

marinemom
07-21-04, 04:54 PM
OK Miss Ellie - in from the office - ready to party and Cook is pouring RUM!?!!?!?!?!?

WHERE IS MY JACK!?!!??! AND MY BIIIIIIIIG GLASS?!?!

Sparrowhawk
07-21-04, 05:56 PM
found your glass where you left it last night.. LMAO

don't know where the JD is...

ELLLIEEEEEE

thedrifter
07-21-04, 05:59 PM
http://www.directordercenter.com/images/playingcards/J0801PC%20jack%20daniels%202.jpg



http://www.miscellaneousetc.com/bluemage/images/drunkaward.jpg

thedrifter
07-21-04, 06:52 PM
marinemom....I can't drink this all alone......;)

Cook need another round.......Fill It Up..:D

http://www.motoguzzi-si.com/jpg/jack_daniels.jpg

marinemom
07-27-04, 06:51 PM
OK!!!!!

MarineBrat is here - Miss Ellie is here - I'm here!

WHERE IS SPARROWHAWK?!?!?!

Get in here and START POURING!

Miss Ellie - need some ice or are you OK?

Sparrowhawk
07-27-04, 07:26 PM
First ellie can't count now, you both forgot what day of the week it is.

Humm, wait a minute, it is already Wednesday, somewhere in the world.

I'll drink to that.

Beers Cold...

marinemom
07-27-04, 08:30 PM
Hey - it is after midnight when the kid called from Iraq - so it was Wednesday when I posted, lol

Sparrowhawk
07-27-04, 09:01 PM
You didn't say that. I'll pour one for him as well.

Semper Fi

Cook

Sparrowhawk
08-04-04, 11:54 AM
Marinemom who will be buying lOL


Jobeth, arn't you though getting educated?


Cook

marinemom
08-11-04, 07:59 PM
Miss Ellie - since Cook said that I am buying - give your order!

Wonder where Cook is?????

thedrifter
08-11-04, 08:06 PM
Rum and Coke.....Sooner or later I might be asking only for the rum :eek:

Cook I talked to yesterday....He is on the East Coast....Maryland...

Now he is going to see how us east coast people are.....LOL:D

drillinstructor
08-11-04, 08:17 PM
this thread is wild!!!!

thedrifter
08-11-04, 08:33 PM
Since I lost marinemom.....and don't see my Rum and Coke in sight I guess I'll have to start serving.........

Staking up the glasses.......Who's game.....

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/700.jpg






Strange Beer Wisdom

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
--David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
--David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee allot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson


Ellie

jo_beth
08-11-04, 10:15 PM
Good Gravy!

I was missing all the fun this evening...

jo_beth
08-11-04, 10:17 PM
I think sparrow had too much of that dead dog beer

thedrifter
08-25-04, 11:16 AM
Cook

You asked me to warn you when I'm going to get in trouble.....

Well it is Wednesday....;)

Let the Party begin.........Start pouring Cook..........

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/8961.jpg

Ellie

Sparrowhawk
08-25-04, 12:57 PM
Starting off with a bud, then a stinger...

Where's Marinemom its her turn to dance...

Humm like that dead dog beer, think I'll have one of those.

thedrifter
08-25-04, 01:42 PM
I'm ready.......

One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer.......Please.........

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/1977.jpg

thedrifter
08-25-04, 03:42 PM
This should keep you busy while I sit here and wait for my drink;)


http://www.supercars.de/files/duw_girls_essen_2002/duw_soulsister.mpg

marinemom
08-25-04, 03:43 PM
And I can see it is pop-a-top time again.....sorry, but I'll stick with my BIG glass of Jack.

Ellie - you are starting to drink like Cook - that worries me, lol.

No dancing, 'hawk - not without you.

Sparrowhawk
08-25-04, 07:40 PM
think I'll take tomorrow off from work...

jo_beth
09-01-04, 10:08 AM
Let the games begin

thedrifter
09-01-04, 10:12 AM
I'm Always Ready Able and Willing........LOL....

We're Waiting.........


Bar Room Translations
1. "You get this one, next round is on me."
(We won't be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'll get this one, next one is on you."
(Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.)

3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.)

4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female)
(I'm easy.)

5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male)
(I'm gay.)

6. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)

7. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?)

8. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
(You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)

9. I don't feel well, let's go home." (male)
(I'm horny.)

10. "Who's got the next round?"
(I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)

11. "Excuse Me." (male to male)
(Get the hell out of the way.)

12. "Excuse Me." (male to female)
(I am going to grope you now.) (Editor's Note - one of my personal favorites)

13. "Excuse Me." (female to male)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.)

14. "Excuse Me." (female to female)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, *****, like the slut you are.)

15. "What do you have on tap?"
(What's cheap?)

16. "Can I have a white Russian?" (male)
(I'm *really* gay.)

17. "Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
(I'm *really* easy.)

18. "That person looks really familiar."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)

19. Can I just get a glass of water?" (female)
(I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)

20. I don't have my ID on me." (female)
(I'm 19.)

21. "I don't have my ID on me." (male)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here)


Ellie

cjdoyle
09-01-04, 10:18 AM
ROFLMAO
That is great

jo_beth
09-01-04, 10:24 AM
Sounds like Sparrow.

"Mr. White Zinfandel"
:banana:
ROFLMAO

thedrifter
09-01-04, 11:09 AM
I need my drink.....It's 5:00 somewhere....

STEVEN WRIGHT'S STUFF

께께께께께께께께께께께께께께께

Women should put a picture of their missing husbands on beer cans.


If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?


Is "tired old cliche" one?


I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman'.


When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?'

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Was it somebody's cruel idea to put an "S" in the word "LISP" ?


My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while I'm in the waiting
room. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.


Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?


How come hotdogs come in 6 packs but the buns come in 8 packs?


Whatever happened to Preparations "A" through "G" ?


I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.


What happens if you put a slinky on an escalator?


If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?


The sky already fell.
Now what?


SHOULD CREMATORIUMS GIVE DISCOUNTS TO BURN VICTIMS?


If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?


If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?


If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?


Is it true canibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.


If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.


Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?


In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.


I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery.
When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'


I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend.
It's called, 'They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring.'


Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?


Smoking cures weight problems... eventually.


I have an inferiority complex.
But it's not a very good one.


If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?



Why isn't the word, 'phonetically' spelled with an ' f '?



One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.


I knew a guy who was a clown.
When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.


If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?


If you are sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in?


Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?


Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?


Is it possible to be totally partial?


I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.


The other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths.


I spilled spot remover on my dog.
He's gone now.


Do they give pilots crash courses in flight school?


My grandfather likes to give me advise, but he's a little forgetful.
One day, he took me aside and left me there.


I'm a psychic amnesiac.
I know in advance what I'll forget


How do you get off of a non-stop flight?


If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?


Something's wrong with my television set.
I got C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station.
I actually bought a congressman


I'm at Seaworld at a seafood resturant. I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.. .. .. I could be eating a slow learner.


If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.


When you're in school, and there's a fire alarm you have to line up in a single file line from shortest to tallest.
What is the logic?
Do tall people burn slower?


I went to the cinema, and the prices were:
Adults $5.00, children $2.50.
So I said, 'Give me two boys and a girl.'


Why don't they just make mouse flavored cat food?


I'm a peripheral visionary.
I see far into the future....
Just way off to one side.


If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?


Just imagine if birds were allergic to feathers.


The other day, I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year".


I went to a restaurant that serves 'Breakfast At Any Time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.


There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.


I went to a general store.
They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.



My friend got arrested for counterfeiting.
He was making pennies.
They caught him because he was putting the heads and tails on the wrong sides.


There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.
Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.


A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.


I was born by Cesarean section.
But not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.


When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.


Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.


I didn't get a toy train like the other kids.
I got a toy subway instead.
You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.


If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?


I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract.
No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang 'Happy Birthday'.



When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.


I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car. I installed it backwards by accident. Now I drive down the street with a herd of deer chasing me.


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


If a parsley farmer loses a law suit, do they garnish his wages?


The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays 'Helter Skelter'.


If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?


My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.


What's another word for Thesaurus?


When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, 'Well, what do you need?'


Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?


You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?


How can there be self-help 'groups'?


My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.
So I'm going to move to New York.


Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?


One time I went to a museum where all the work on display had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.


Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?


I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"

She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.



Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?


When I was a little kid we had a sand box.
It was a quicksand box.
I was an only child...
Eventually.


One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
I sat beside her.

I said, 'Hi', And she said, 'Hi', and then I said, 'Nice day, isn't it?'.

And she said, 'I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.'

So I asked, 'What's the problem?' She replied, 'I can't tell you. I don't even know you.'

I said, 'Well, sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.'

So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.'

I said, 'Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.'.



Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for 28 bucks.


If you tell a joke in the forest, and nobody laughs, was it a joke?



How do you write zero in Roman Numerals?



Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?



Why are there braille dots on the keypads at drive up ATMs?


My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.


Ellie

marinemom
09-01-04, 11:52 AM
Good one, Miss Ellie - and isn't funny how many of those reminded me of the 'Hawk, lol.

Mr. White Zinfandel had better start pouring AND be wearing his little bartender outfir.

jo_beth
09-01-04, 02:43 PM
oh yeaaaaaaaaah......
Sparrow to a "T"
and pinky up

thedrifter
09-01-04, 02:50 PM
I'm dry here....Still Waiting.......

I think girls we scare these Marines here.

I thought they are suppost to have back bones....LOL




If Women Drink This Drink ..

IF WOMEN DRINK:

Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Bacardi Breezer
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated. Actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.

Drink: Balieys
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

IF MEN DRINK - As always, very simple and clear cut.

Cider: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Bitter: He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness: The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.



Ellie

jo_beth
09-01-04, 06:26 PM
ROFLMAO~!!!!
bf says that aint right... the guiness one

Sparrowhawk
09-01-04, 07:56 PM
Learned long time ago, if I pour that JD women here get wild... LOL

http://209.171.53.48/images/Publican/publican_rounds_le.jpg

Sparrowhawk
09-01-04, 08:03 PM
.http://vvakerry.bizland.com/beer.gif

thedrifter
09-01-04, 08:43 PM
Cook

Bring me a six pack.....LOL

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/772.jpg

marinemom
09-08-04, 01:40 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

It is a definite party hardy time !!!!!!!

My boss just told me that I have to take Italian lessons because I go to the ROME OFFICE in the Spring for a TWO WEEK business trip - which means it is paid for.and not by me!!!

Miss Ellie - let's introduce Black Jack to Captain Morgan....it'll make the 'hawk nuts, lol.

thedrifter
09-08-04, 02:05 PM
:eek:

marinemom....

Great News.....

I'm always willing to start things going.....

I can't say if Cook is going to make this party....he has been on vacation with his better half.....Should be home soon........

Who Pouring.....Marines


Ellie

jo_beth
09-08-04, 04:23 PM
LMAO.... Rome sounds like fun... can they pay for us gal that want to tag along too?
:banana:

marinemom
09-08-04, 06:01 PM
Okay jo - you're here - therefore you pour

jo_beth
09-08-04, 06:08 PM
Ok,
I vote for Corona with a lime twist....
lmao



jo_beth
09-08-04, 06:15 PM
*covering one eye*

Lets see if I'm sober enough to pooooourr....


no spilling .... no spilling

Sparrowhawk
09-09-04, 08:23 AM
Spoke to her on the phone on my way back and when I was approaching Wilcox , Arizona she was on the other side of the state (punt intended), saying she was traveling somewhere.

But, she wasn't sure if it was between Winslow, Arizona or Flagstaff and Phoenix, but she was honking at and tailgating a semi-truck that wouldn't get out of her way.. LMAO

jo_beth
09-09-04, 09:57 AM
BITE ME.....

no, i aint drunk no more....


It was Sparrow who was weaving all over the road, that's why he knows I was honking my horn.

:banana:

thedrifter
09-15-04, 10:33 AM
Cook start pouring......


I believe it is going to be a long day......


Ellie

Sparrowhawk
09-15-04, 11:19 AM
Already at the bar, yep!

it's gona be a long day.. that's for sure..



I'm hoping Marinemom comes up close to the monitor, when I pour her drink...


LOL

thedrifter
09-15-04, 11:22 AM
You trying to tell us that you like your women all wet and slippery
:eek: ;) :D


Ellie

jo_beth
09-15-04, 12:29 PM
Nah, Sparrow just "misplaced" his glasses and just trying to see what he can get away with today....
lol

I want a corona with lime.

YOu didn't stop by Flagstaff, Cook!

thedrifter
09-15-04, 01:03 PM
Cook....

Us Girls are waiting to have another Please.........:D:lick:

Sparrowhawk
09-15-04, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by thedrifter
You trying to tell us that you like your women all wet and slippery
:eek: ;) :D


Ellie


... and screaming... Lol

Oh, today is gona be one of those days....

I feel like getting in trouble... just today.. lMAO

Sparrowhawk
09-15-04, 02:43 PM
Jo_Beth


We better be prepared to quench her thirst...



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Sparrowhawk
09-15-04, 02:45 PM
Marinemom?

Did someone give her a beer already and did she fall asleep?


LOL:o OoooPHHHs!

Probably shouldn't said that....:lick:

thedrifter
09-15-04, 02:49 PM
No you shouldn't have said that.....

She is going to come in here now with her whips and chains....to take care of you.....;) :D

So where is my drink.....Trouble.....;)


Ellie

Sparrowhawk
09-15-04, 03:01 PM
lined up and cold just like you like them...



http://www.collegebound.net/go-girl/goserious/images/binge_image3.jpg

marinemom
09-15-04, 03:33 PM
OK - I see the 'hawk is ready to party -

jo_beth, did you notice that he was too far away from the monitor for us to check if he is wearing his cute little bartender outfit???

Ellie - it is definitely time for Black Jakc to meet Captian Morgan....right after I throw this #$@* office computer down the elevator shaft.................

thedrifter
09-15-04, 03:58 PM
Cook...Marinemom said I need to have Black Jack to meet Captian Morgan.

I'm ready........Start Pouring....


http://store1.yimg.com/I/flirtylingerie_1807_6964195

Sparrowhawk
09-15-04, 05:06 PM
I see you still carry have that whip... LOL

thedrifter
09-15-04, 05:25 PM
Yep....How do you think I can keep You Marines in line.....;) :D

Roger never complained.....;)


Keep lining them up.......Night is still Young........



Reasons Why Beer is better than Men

Reasons why Beer is better than men

Beer makes you feel better when you have your period.

Beer stains don't smell funny the next day.

Beer goes where you want it to.

Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you try on shoes at the mall.

Your beer never suffers performance anxiety.

When your beer won't get a head up, you can toss it out.

Beer doesn't stand there tapping it wristwatch.

No woman ever got stood up by a beer.

A beer doesn't start a fistfight with an ale.

Puking will rid you of that queasy feeling you get when you made the wrong choice.

Beer doesn't get drunk and call you at 3am to beg.

You don't need a restraining order with bad beer.

I never met a beer with a criminal record.

Beer labels come off when you want them to.

When you go to a bar, you can pick up a beer without worrying about that tan line on his ring finger.

You can pick up a beer in a bar right in front of your mom and she won't mind.

Beer never has a bad temper.

A beer won't throw you into the back seat of a 76' Datsun and dry hump you under a mercury vapor lamp.

A beer won't toss you in the passenger seat of a Mazda RX7 and show you it can go 100MPH on a flat stretch.

A beer doesn't bring strange people home with it.

Its easy to give beer good head with minimal shaking up.

You don't have to worry about a gag reflex with beer.

You can have more than one beer in a night without feeling sore.

You can talk to your girlfriends about your beer without it getting ****ed off.

You have a good idea where that beer has been before you got it.

No one ever had to sleep in a beer spot.

Beer doesn't dis' you because you are a babe.

A beer won't shove its hand up your dress at your graduation party.

You don't have to fake it for a beer.

Beer has no ego.

A cold beer is a good beer.

Beer tastes good.

Beer doesn't leave you. It snuggles around your hips for a lifetime.

A beer doesn't hate your cat.

You can get six at once without taxing yourself.

A beer doesn't mind if you don't finish.

A beer won't leave the lid up.

marinemom
09-15-04, 06:41 PM
Damn, Ellie - I may have to put the Black Jack down and reach for Miller!

TracGunny
09-15-04, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by marinemom
Damn, Ellie - I may have to put the Black Jack down and reach for Miller! Study: Beer In Moderation As Healthy As Wine
Researchers Say Beer May Fight Diseases

POSTED: 9:24 am EDT September 15, 2004

TORONTO -- Beer, a health food? Maybe not quite, but a brewski could have some health benefits, according to Canadian researchers.

A study from researchers at the University of Western Ontario finds that beer has the same health benefits as red wine. They say beer has antioxidant boosters that could help fight cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

"We were very surprised one drink of beer or stout contributed an equal amount of antioxidant benefit as wine, especially since red wine contains about 20 times the amount of polyphenols as beer," said researcher John Trevithick, a biochemistry and kinesiology professor at the university.

Polyphenols are the compounds in plants that help prevent ultraviolet damage from the sun and make plant cell walls strong. They are believed to have antioxidant benefits when consumed by humans.

Even though red wine contains more polyphenols than beer, this study showed the body absorbs about equal amounts of the compound from beer and wine.

But the key is moderation. The researchers found three beers per day would have the opposite effect.

The study, which will be published in the journal Nonlinearity in Biology, Toxicology and Medicine in December, was funded by beermakers Guinness and Labatt. But the university says the financial support had no influence on the outcome.

Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc
http://www.news4jax.com/health/3731842/detail.html

thedrifter
09-15-04, 10:36 PM
Well I guess drinking a case a beer at one sitting is out.....;) :D

Thanks John....Now I can't have no more fun.....LOL


Ellie

jo_beth
09-22-04, 08:14 AM
WEDNESDAY IS HERE!!!!!
javajavajavajavajavajavajava
javajavajavajavjavjavjavjava
jajavjavjajvajavjavjavjavjavj
jajajajajajvajvajjaajajajaja

hehehe
:banana:

thedrifter
09-22-04, 08:17 AM
Cook yells at me for starting the party early......;) :D


Let's get started.



Ellie

thedrifter
09-22-04, 10:39 AM
Cook

Come out of hiding.....We are waiting for Our Drinks....

I want to start Parting..........;) :D


Ellie

Sparrowhawk
09-22-04, 11:29 AM
Got the party started before anyone got here. I hope she not driving... LOL


Here you go....


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thedrifter
09-22-04, 03:51 PM
Start Pouring.....

Happy Hour;) :D


Ellie




Beer Label Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

yellowwing
09-22-04, 03:59 PM
"funded by beermakers Guinness and Labatt. But the university says the financial support had no influence on the outcome." - That is too funny. Only in Canada!

The city is building a new Hockey Arena downtown. The project is funded by a National Infrastructure initiative. Only in Canada is a hockey rink classified as INFRASTRUCTURE!

I'll drink to that!

Sparrowhawk
09-22-04, 04:32 PM
About those Beer Label Warnings

Reminds me of....

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

Wonderign what happened to the women that left the bra...


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


Man, have I had to back peddle when they call back the next day to go out as we had talked about the night before.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

Man, do I remember her. Masscura running down her cheeks, I got up and tip toed out making sure before I left, that I took the card I had written my name on, with me.

one warning not posted;

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol makes women horny. LOL




__________________

Sparrowhawk
09-22-04, 04:35 PM
I'll drink to that....


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marinemom
09-22-04, 05:34 PM
On second thought - after that list of warning labels - I'll stick with my Jack..................OH SPARROWHAWK!!START POURING!!

thedrifter
09-22-04, 06:06 PM
Come on Cook...

Now You can't Keep two Ladies Waiting All Night;) :D

http://www.hawaiiantropicgirls.com/images/models/1052282057/1053886876.jpg

Sparrowhawk
09-22-04, 06:25 PM
Here you go, nothing but the best.


http://www.877spirits.com/store/images/large/5614.jpg

Marinemom, is that really you above, that Ellie said, I've kept waiting?

Cook

Sparrowhawk
09-22-04, 06:35 PM
Anyone have agood receipt for a Margarita?

Looking for one, I like it on the rocks with a salt rim, but haven't found a good mix or a good receipt, yet?






http://www.acapulcorestaurants.com/images/margpic1002.jpg

thedrifter
09-22-04, 06:37 PM
Well I just started my R and R with some B-52......;) :D

I'm Ready............


Ellie

thedrifter
09-29-04, 12:47 PM
Guess What Time It Is.:D

Let's Start the Drinks Going!!!!!!!

I have Been Good....;) :D

Ellie

Sparrowhawk
09-29-04, 02:18 PM
http://marines.bizland.com/beertime.gif

thedrifter
09-29-04, 02:45 PM
I'm Waiting......;)

Ellie




Bring Me a Beer Before It Starts

Bring me a beer - before it starts!


A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it!" She blows her top, "You As&%$ll! You waltz in here, flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. " Oh S&%T, it's started."

Sixguns
09-29-04, 05:25 PM
Here's to tonight.
The night is kinda special.
The beer we'll poor must say something more.
Tonight... tonight. Let it be.....

I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY MAKE THAT STUFF ANYMORE!!!! LOL

SF MARINES AND LADIES!!!


Sixguns