Wednesday is ladies night at Leatherneck.com

[TracGunny]

Wednesday, September 29, 2004 Story last updated at 6:00 p.m. on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 <br />
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Some drinkers object to Jack Daniel's watering whiskey down <br />
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By MATT GOURAS <br />
Associated Press...

[jo_beth]

That's just wrong!
so wrong......

[thedrifter]

I agree...:no:

Well I'll stick with my 151....:D

[tracrat]

NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....they can't do that to Jack!!!...it ain't civilized!!!! damn, and I'm out of Jack too...Hey, TracGunny, run up to the PX and get me a couple of handles of Jack please...

[yellowwing]

I'll stick with Modern Drunkard. JD is a National brand that does not need to be changed during a conflict. They are Anti-American if they do.

A vote for lower proof JD is a vote for Al Qaeda.

[Osotogary]

Would "Wild Turkey " be a good substitute or would that be totally uncoth?

[Sparrowhawk]

Well, I actually liked the old Jack Daniel's before I like the new Jack Daniel's



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I'm sorry, i'm sorry I repent of my evil ways.....

[TracGunny]

Originally posted by Osotogary
Would "Wild Turkey " be a good substitute or would that be totally uncouth? WOO-HOO!! Bring it on OG! the 101 or any of the Special Reserves (usually starting at 108 proof & up)!

For a change-up, we can do shots of Snowshoes (101-proof Wild Turkey with just a splash of 100-proof Peppermint Schnapps)!

[TracGunny]

Originally posted by tracrat
NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....they can't do that to Jack!!!...it ain't civilized!!!! damn, and I'm out of Jack too...Hey, TracGunny, run up to the PX and get me a couple of handles of Jack please... ...hey, bro, ask, and you shall receive...;)

[Osotogary]

Schnapps? The last time I had some of that was when I was young enough to remember Lawrence Welk and my Aunt and mother singing in a German /American Choir. I'm getting a headache. LOL

[TracGunny]

I'm getting a headache. LOL ...strange, my headache usually does not appear until I attempt to regain consciences the next morning after an evening of snowshoeing... you know, one of those all-day'ers...

[marinemom]

OK ! It is now 1625 and I have had it to the teeth for this day!

Sparrowhawk, you had best have your butt behind that bar and be pouring - or I'll know the reason why.

Miss Ellie - first one is one me and then........................

[thedrifter]

I'm ready.....


I get the next round..........


So let's start pouring......

[thedrifter]

What's A girl got to do to get a drink around here tonight...;) :D


Ellie




Don't Go to the Fridge for a Beer

Three men stand before St Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today.

The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So St Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early form work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. But the last place I looked was out on the balcony. I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the ******* - he landed in these bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he comes out with this hammer and smashes my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in these bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last - the last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."

[Sparrowhawk]

What happened to Tuesday?

I'm gona have to retire so that I can get my days right..


I need a beer

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Make that TWO!!

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[thedrifter]

Cook I'm in a White Russian Mood tonight...

Can you fix one up for me....;)

Now where did you hide marinemom and Jobeth...

Ellie

[tracrat]

Anyone up for some tequilla by the red rocker, Sammy Hagar...Cabo Wabo?? good stuff...

[thedrifter]

tracrat

Now I can handle some tequilla tonight...I'm game:D

Ellie

[tracrat]

You got it....lick it, slam it, and we all know the rest...got to hand to Sammy, he makes a smooth tequilla...anyone seen my brother, TracGunny????

[thedrifter]

He has been popping in and out tonight....;)

Ellie

[tracrat]

OK, the street lights are on and Mom is looking for him....let me know when u are ready for another shot...got a full fifth of the juice..as long as I can be up for roll call I am ready to go all night...long work day? week?? month??...lost track of time...too many hurricanes....

[thedrifter]

Start pouring, It's been long nights for me lately

Ellie

[tracrat]

round 2 on the way...found my brother...he said he will stop in to see whats up....

[TracGunny]

SNOWSHOES!!!

[tracrat]

Hey bro, I am all out of scnapps and Wild Turkey...need a to do a run to the NEX...seriously...we need to go... I need a 36" television for downstairs....and the liqour cabinet is lookin rather inhospitable...

[TracGunny]

Originally posted by tracrat
Hey bro, I am all out of scnapps and Wild Turkey...need a to do a run to the NEX...seriously...we need to go... I need a 36" television for downstairs....and the liqour cabinet is lookin rather inhospitable... FragO.... name date/time, we'll Oscar Mike...



Hi Ellie!!!:D

[thedrifter]

My house the bar is Always Stock....and I enjoy my games on a 60 inch TV.....

Everybody is Welcome...Just might have to fight the kids once in awhile...LOL

Another drink please.....When I hit the floor you can stop serving....;) :D


Ellie

[tracrat]

Very nice...on the way there now....I was in Pensacola and found an Irish pub called Maguires...they had a home brew called "I will have what the gentleman (gentlewoman) on the floor is having"....I will special order some for ya Miss Ellie...until then, reound 3 comin up....

[TracGunny]

geez, Ellie, where's yer back-up tonight? Mind you, not that you need it... or are you grabbing all the free rounds the lads are buying fer yerself? lol

[thedrifter]

JoBeth I see popping in and out my IM window...I think she is having trouble stay up........:p

Marinemom I haven't seen for awhile.....


That's more for me.....:D

I'm ready for rounfd 4......

[tracrat]

Round "4" out....what country singer was singing about takin 10 shots of tequilla....all i know is 1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla, floor.....

[marinemom]

Definitely a Cabo Wabo....if we can find the 'Hawk behind the beer kegs. But I'll take some Buffet......and Cabo Wabo my way to Margaritavile, lol.

Miss Ellie - better get on him - he's sliding............

[HardJedi]

DANG! guess to be gentlemanly I should buy a round for Ellie and any other of our fine ladies who show up tonight. I should warn you about two things though.

1) I HAVE to have a drink when I buy one for someone else.

2) Drunk time is NAKED time for ol Cpl. HardJedi! LOL ( one of the many reasons I gave up drinking for almost 9 years) LOL

[thedrifter]

HardJedi :eek: Now that is an eye opener....

Marinemom I can never keep down Cook, that man has me hopping all the time:D

Hi John,;)

I think round 5 is comming up.......

[tracrat]

Oooo...per your request, a little Buffet in the back ground now, marinemom....not sure what round 5? has in store for me...English seems to be my second language now....someone say naked??

[thedrifter]

Where is everyone going...The night is still young....;) :D

tracrat Can I have another Please:lick:

Ellie

[tracrat]

but of course..6th round on the way....do 6 shots of tequilla blur one's vision...ooooooh boy...corpsman up!

[HardJedi]

Still here, but being naked at work keeps getting me stared at LOL!

[jo_beth]

What?
No one drinking tonight?

uh oh

[thedrifter]

Been busy Jobeth.....but I'm ready now......

So who is buy first.....I had last time......


Ellie

[jo_beth]

Oh ok, thought maybe everyone passed out before I had a chance to belly up to the bar..
:banana:

[Osotogary]

I did but you woke me up. Ease up to the bar will ya? Geez, the noise. LOL. A toast to all you wonderful ladies. Glad that you could make it, after all, this is your night! I've got five dollars and I am ready to set off some sparks. What do ya say?

[thedrifter]

Gary you sweet talker you. You sure know how to brighten up a girls evening......

Can I have a rum and coke....Starting light;) :D


Ellie

[Osotogary]

Ellie,
Sure, if it's not over $2.50. I have to save up for jo_beth. Man, I hope she doesn't order one of those "highfalluten society drinks". That will just about clean me out. LOL

[tracrat]

I got your back O'gary..last Friday was payday and i got a couple of bucks left over to take care of the Ladies...Ms. Ellie, I already stareted on the rum and coke....Bacardi ok with you?

[thedrifter]

Bacardi rum is the only one....;)

I can't take advantage of you guys so, I'll throw a 10 on the table.....

Let's live dangerously.....:D

Ellie

[tracrat]

Sorry, but my mother raised me as a Southern Gentleman..I can not in good conscious accept your money Ms. Ellie...The drinks are already bought and paid for...

[Osotogary]

Hey, what's up! Thanks for covering my back tracrat but I don't want to be taken advantage of...not tonight. Some nights I don't mind being taken advantage of ....if you know what I mean. LOL. Go ahead Ellie, I'll switch to Bacardi and Rum if you buy. My ship hasn't come in yet. I'm expecting the Gary's Luxury Liner to arrive at dock side this friday night.
I'd be truly indebted you you if you would join be for "doubles'.

[thedrifter]

tracrat, Now that is sweet....Thank You...


Gary the drinks are on me tonight.....You can catch me another night....


Lining up the glasses,
Let the party begin

[gapeach]

Evenin' Folks, been a long time since I've been around, no one in the chat anymore, looks like this is the place to be. Ellie, good to see ya here, All you guys, thanks, but i'll pass tonite, JoBeth, you should be studdenin', Take it easy

[thedrifter]

Ellie

Great to see You gapeach


Yo Cook.....When are you going to start Happy Hour......

I'm thirsty.......;) :D

[marinemom]

I am with you Ellie - WHERE IS HE???????????

And you had better be wearing that cute little bartender outfit that jo_beth and picked out..........after the day at the office I have had, I need a good laugh.

[HardJedi]

Is it naked drunk night again ALREADY?!?!?!?!/ sweet i'l buy a few for the Ladies :D

[thedrifter]

Rum and Coke for me..........but I don't strip.....:lick:


Ellie

[HardJedi]

yeah, but I DO, when drunk, if I could ever figure how to upload a dang photo, i'd at LEAST post opne of my face on here for ya LOL

[thedrifter]

The website has a few bugs in it at this time...Jerry has been working on them... Uploading pic's is one of them.....


You can place pic in the gallery....I do believe that is working now.....


Ellie


this round is on me...........

[Osotogary]

Ellie,
It's not considered stripping if you walk into the establishment naked. LOL

[marinemom]

OK - it is Wednesday - it is after sundown - and Cook is among the missing - AGAIN!

Miss Ellie, I am pouring and the glasses are BIG!

[thedrifter]

Thanks....I have notice he is UA......

Big sounds good since it has been a bad day for me.....


Ellie

[Osotogary]

marinemom and Ellie,
Allow me to pour the drinks. I know that it is Ladies Night and both of you Ladies deserve your just due. I'll pour and then lift a glass to toast you both and all of our men and women both active and inactive, alive or deceased of our Armed Forces. After finishing my drink I will wait for you both to finish yours and then bid you both adieu because I am frankly tired and I've got to scoot home. Beside, I have been waiting here for you both since 0805 this morning (I was saving you the good seats.)

[tracrat]

Mr. Osotogary, please allow me also to toast the young ladies in our midst...To the toughest job in the Corps, The Moms and Wives...

[thedrifter]

Thanks Guys!!!!!!

It's been a tough day, today, to many things going on....

Battery died in car...Had to put a new one in...I didn't break any nails;) :D

Got to store late, ...LOL

With All Your Sweet Talk at least You are putting a smile on my face

I think I need a shot of JD.....

[tracrat]

Black Label or Gentleman Jack, Ms. Ellie?

[Osotogary]

tracat,
I rise to toast you tracat because you have once again reminded me how a fine Southern Gentleman behaves in the presence of intriguing women. I am a mere ruffian but I salute you.

[thedrifter]

I need a double shot of Jack....

I need to knock myself out tonight........:D

Thanks

[tracrat]

Ms. Ellie, a double of Mr. Daniels finest headed yoru way.. I do hope that the night will be more forgiving than the dreadful day you have had.

Mr. Osotgary, I could not be in better company if Moses himself came down from the Mountain. Please do not rise on my account. I am a simple man who was raised by the best that Alabama had to proffer. But I will ceratianly join you, Sir, with a tear in my eye, in a salute to those who serve and those who have fallen..God Bless Them All....

[Sparrowhawk]

I need a beer, a Stinger and a Margarita.

Interviewed six women today for a job posting I placed in the local newspaper;

“Typist, must be familiar with Ms Word, clean office, iron clothes, and run errands, part time position,” is what the posting read.

I got over 36 phones calls, in response, interviewed 10 of them in three days, and not one of them is a redhead or had big boobs. LOL

I tell it ain’t the way it used to be.

[thedrifter]

Sneaking out quietly......;) :D

[Osotogary]

Boy, we sure are full of it tonight aren't we tracat? LOL Tracat, I will join you in jest and seriousness wiith the ladies in our presence. This has truly been a most fun filled but humbling experience for me. Enjoy the ladies, I am off to see the World Series.

[marinemom]

Now that is a true gentleman, Miss Ellie - he only offers the best!

I'll take the Gentleman Jack, tracrat - you are now way up on the good guy list, lol.

[jo_beth]

IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!

WHERE SPARROW WITH HIS BOW TIE...... nothing else


heheheh
:banana:

[thedrifter]

Hold it....Need to run and get my glasses.......;) :D



Ellie

[thedrifter]

I wonder where Cook is hiding at now....He seems to be neglecting his duties......;) :D





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[Sparrowhawk]

Let's get DRUNK!



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Say, Jo_Beth, the last time a lady saw me with nothing on but a bowtie, she asked me to marry her...

I guess bow ties do that to wimen....



LMAO

[grayshade]

I remember the time I wore just a bow tie, wait a minute, it was drawn on with a magic marker. So I really was naked! Damn it!!!

[thedrifter]

Hell I am always late for everything........;) :D


Cook...need to start pouring those drinks......;)


Ellie

[HardJedi]

wooo hoo! it's ladies night, and I feel alright! ;)


so, what can I get for ya girls?:banana:

[thedrifter]

Well when everyone's running around naked except for a bow tie I guess we all fit in.....;) :D



Long Island Ice tea...and that is with Rum on the rocks......

[HardJedi]

Ohhh, no problem Ms Ellie. Got one coming up for ya! ;)


( SPECIALLY iof everyone is running around naked! ROFL! )

[Sparrowhawk]

and, no one can see me naked, cause I've got my eyes closed!

[Osotogary]

Would you folks mind if a former altar boy and choir boy joined the ranks of the sinful? Never had a Long Island Tea but I will have an Old Bushmills straight just to bring back some very interesting memories. A toast to one and all. The drinks are on the house.

[thedrifter]

Another Ice Tea..on the rocks....

Looking for those glasses again....;) :D

bending down to get glasses bow tie slips.....:eek:

[HardJedi]

shoot Gary, old choir boy's and girls are the best kind! they got all that saved up energy to use! LOL

[Osotogary]

HardJedi,
Those early morning and thoughout the day pictorials that Miss Ellie just lays out their have depleted, somewhat, some of my energy cells. But I'm game. How long am I going to have to be in the presence of a naked, bow tie wearing man? LOL

[thedrifter]

Hell Roger was a alter boy.. His mom wanted him to become a priest...

He ran to the Marines....LOL

[Osotogary]

Heck, when I was living in a Boy's School and was in the eigth grade I was one step away from asking to be sent to a seminary and then I got this letter, written in blue ink on pink paper,and sent in a pink envelope with some kind of foo-foo dust (the kind that smells very feminine but makes you sneeze) from Mary. Since I rarely got mail from home this letter was like gold.
The moment I opened the envelop and sneezed I knew that I could never be a priest in good faith. LOL

[HardJedi]

LOL, DANG! from Eve until you r MAry! them women folks is ALWAYS tempting us into sin.



and thank the good lord forputting them here to do it! :D LOL

[Osotogary]

Of course, for the most part, us men always seem to oblige the women folk and their temptations...even when we run out of money. LMAO

[HardJedi]

never coould say "no" to a pretty lady who batted her eyelashes at me. sure wish i COULD sometimes though :)

[thedrifter]

That's how You Guys get into trouble....;) :D

Temptation....:banana:

Sometimes not worth it....

More tea please

[jo_beth]

WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY
IT'S WEDNESDAY...


HAPPY 229TH BIRTHDAY, MARINES!!!

ORRAH
:banana:

[thedrifter]

A Toast to the Marines!


Happy Birthday Marines!


Ellie

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Thank god for ladies night WEDNESDAY!!!

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Thank god for ladies night WEDNESDAY!!! I'll be toasting to all the WM's and male Marines out there with a little something called CORONAS!!!!

OOHRAHH!!!

[marinemom]

Awright - it is Wednesday - it is the Birthday - and I am buying - come right up to the bar, ladies.

I propose a toast to those Marines who will not have a Birthday ball or party this year - but are fighting for all of us today.

Semper Fi, gents.

(We'll drink it all today and make Sparrowhawk replace it,lol.)

[jo_beth]

RIGHT ON!!!

:banana:

[thedrifter]

Hope I didn't forget anybody!

One for the Corps!

One for the Commandant!

One for The Troops Fighting!

One for the Deceased Veterans!

One for Chesty!

Happy Marine Corps Birthday!


Who is cutting the Cake?



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[marinemom]

Well, we did take all the sharp things away from Sparrowhawk....just grab one Miss Ellie and pass it arouns.

[marinemom]

Let's see - it has to be sundown somewhere in the world........and I am buying again because of the kid.

Step right up, Miss Ellie and jo_beth - I'm sure we can get the 'hawk to tend bar if we tell him we are writing our members of Congress to try and get him his "lost" beer,lol..........

[thedrifter]

It's about that time Cook.....

Let get this party rolling......

Starting with a tall glass of Disaronno...(Itailian Liqueur)

Ellie

[Sgt Morales, AM]

I raise my cold glass of beer to the men who can not figure out women. ;) YEAH for ladies night.

[yellowwing]

I would raise a glass, but I can't where the wife has put them! :no:

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Too bad Yellowwing. I'll raise one for you. ;)

[grayshade]

Hey there y'all, I'll raise and tip a few for ya Yellowwing. Be my pleasure.

[Osotogary]

A toast to everyone of both genders. I salute your perserverance, stubborness, tenacity, humor and generosity.
Enjoy yourselves.

[Sgt Morales, AM]

I'll toast to just about anything on Ladies night wednesday!!!

[Sparrowhawk]

with a shot of Grand Marnier on the side...


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[femalemarine_89]

Man, I guess I need to come on here on wednesdays.. I always miss the good stuff.. DAMN..

[Sgt Morales, AM]

I think ALL the girls should go to SparrowHawks house on Wednesday's for Girls night. He gots it going on with the Margarita's and Grand Marnier. My kind of drink!

[femalemarine_89]

Sounds good to me.. But I would have to bring my own drink.. I love my yeigermeister. Nothing finer.. LOL.. yummy

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Yuk...more like cold medicine! Something like Robitussin in a shot glass.

[femalemarine_89]

But it gives you a feeling that robitussin never could.. LOL... the worst night I ever had was the night that i got into alot of trouble and I was drinking everclear.. NOOOOOOOOOOO way ever again..

[Sgt Morales, AM]

This it right there. It definately explains it all!!! FM_89, you're a redheaded party girl. DY NO MITE! Yeiger and everclear? Girl, you got it going on!

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. thanks Sgt.. just dont light a match :))

[thedrifter]

Cook Start pouring.....

I need it..............

[Sparrowhawk]

Ellie, let's get drunk, its been a busy day......

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A Sour Apple Martini would taste great right about now....

humm, I wonder if I have the fixings.....

[Osotogary]

Good evening Ladies. I am willing to spend a weeks wages on wine , women and song this fine wednesday evening. It's a curse I know but you ladies are worth it.
Barkeep, treat the ladies well and cut back on the water.
A good wednesday evening and night to all of you.
Gary

[thedrifter]

Thank You


At this time Cook getting drunk sounds good.....

Drinking Tequila and orange liquor in a Tall Glass...That what I have now....


Start pouring....Please


Ellie

[jo_beth]

mmmmmmm..... margarita......
one week left
one week left

[Osotogary]

Ms. Ellie,
What does one eat with Tequila and Orange Liquour?

[marinemom]

EAT!?!?!?!

C'mon - that's what those little bowls of nuts are for!

[thedrifter]

I can't say....I forgot the eating part......

Just went for the good stuff tonight...;)

Bad Day

[Osotogary]

Marinemom,
What nuts? All I see is an empty bowl! I just had a flashback to when I was a kid when they used to sell sardines or anchovies with crackers in a cellophane wrapping at bars. That used to be my meal sometimes for the evening along with an orange soda pop. Boy, those were innocent times. But , hey, this is wednesday night and all innocents(?) is lost! LOL

[thedrifter]

Gary


What I should tell You, it does taste like a cream cycle....

Ice Cream.....


Ellie

[Osotogary]

Really? You do live rich.

[thedrifter]

Come on Cook...get moving on my 3rd 12 oz glass....

get pouring...

:D

[thedrifter]

Hurry Up Cook...


Need a refil.....

Will be passing out soon.....:eek:

[thedrifter]

Got tireed of waiting Cook.....

heading to the bar....:D

[Magick23]

I'm a simple kind of girl.A beer in one hand and a smoke in the other,and I'll be good..I promise;)

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Well...well...well...another ladies night and another Pineapple upside-down cake martini! Ladies, this Martini is to die for. Here is the receipe:

2-3 oz of Vanilla Vodka (more is highly recommended)
3 oz of pineapple juice
a couple of drops of grenadine

Shake well in a mixing glass with ice and pour into a martini glass and enjoy.

[Sgt Morales, AM]

It might be a little early for a drink but, I could really use a pick me up right about now! How about a shot of Irish Cream for my coffee Cook?

[Sparrowhawk]

Thanks to Ms. Ellie I borrowed one of her ladies from the wake-up thread and invited her here as my guest...LOL



She loves Martini's


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RED HOT MARTINI'S

[Sparrowhawk]

Irish Martini?

Also called a Dirty Martini, made with

1 oz. Bushmills Irish Whiskey,
1 oz. Baileys Irish Creme.




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[Sgt Morales, AM]

That martini sounds good right about now.


Well well...Cook, did you know that the girl on the right is Lindsy Lohan? I think she is only 17 years old!

Be careful!!! LOL

[Sparrowhawk]

I knew it, I knew it, worst then that I found out that she's not a real redhead, but I did check out her ID and she's legal.

Conniving women, why are women the way they are?

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Well, if she's 19 I guess it would be ok...but no drinks for Ms. Lohan!
But I can not believe she's not a real redhead!!! You can cry on my shoulder Cook.

As far as "Why women are the way they are"? I guess you will never know because that question keeps coming up. :)

[marinemom]

Just what we need - a bartender who asks the questions instead of listening and pouring..........and just get out my BIG glass and the Black Jack.......

Know why women live longer than men? Cause God is rewarding us for putting up with men.................

[thedrifter]

Cook...

You are safe....Lori has been 18 for a few months now.....;)


Just got back from the store....

Who wants my food bill....:D

Cook....need anything strong.....Evening just starting too....

[Sgt Morales, AM]

I hope you ladies like this:


WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.



Semper Fi.

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by marinemom
Just what we need - a bartender who asks the questions instead of listening and pouring..........and just get out my BIG glass and the Black Jack.......

Know why women live longer than men? Cause God is rewarding us for putting up with men.................

What you do with the glass I send you that I engraved with your name on it?


Last time you got drunk you danced on the table and stood on your head.

So, I got you this new glasswear, so that when you stand on your head again, you wouldn't be confused as to which end is up.. LOL


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[thedrifter]

Cook that was me:D

Round two.........

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by thedrifter
Cook that was me:D

Round two.........

I done went and send the wrong glass to the wrong women.


Ahhh,, Ellie, ah AH, ahhh, disreagard that photo I enclosed in the glass I send you, its not really me.. it's , it's a, a my next door neighbor....:no:

he was drunk and was mooning people....

he only signed my name to it...

Marinemom, will you forward the glass you did receive to Ellie..


lol

[thedrifter]

Hey....I'm not getting the real man....;) :D

Cook one day I will show you the art of table dancing:D

Round 3.....

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Hey....I want a glass!!! Cook, can you please serve me up something good? At this point, anything will do.

Except Wild Turkey. LOL

[grayshade]

Hey, I wrote the 'Art of Table Dancing', only it's the Dr Seuss version, not alot of people seen it. My co-authors were Jose and Smirnoff, but they said I could take most of the credit. :yes:

[Sparrowhawk]

Humm that's it tonight is

Wild Turkey Table Dancing Night,

The wimen before the third drink

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afterwards... LMAO

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[marinemom]

Glass?!?! What glass?!?!? Did you use the US Postal Service?!!?!

OK - Who has my glass?!?!

And if Cook is adding pictures to the glasses - let me lose my eyeglasses real quick, lol

[marinemom]

Glass?!?! What glass?!?!? Did you use the US Postal Service?!!?!

OK - Who has my glass?!?!

If you will remember, I NEVER dance on tables - only on the bar, it's safer and more stable, lol

And if Cook is adding pictures to the glasses - let me lose my eyeglasses real quick, lol

[Sparrowhawk]

you're doing it again, posting twice, no more drinks for you tonight... LMAO

[thedrifter]

So it wasn't me....;) :D

Round 5 Cook.....

I do dance better than Your turkeys....Even drunk.....:D

[femalemarine_89]

man i always miss ladies night.. i think i am going to have to make a special to get on here tomorrow night..

[marinemom]

Miss Ellie, femalemarine - all the drinks are on me - today I got the kid's return date from Iraq - not too much more time and he'll be back home -getting spoiled big time!

[femalemarine_89]

WOO HOO MARINEMOM.. I will make sure I am here tomorrow night.. I cant miss another girls night.. I told hubs about it and he said i can come.. WOO HOO

[marinemom]

OOOOOOKAAAAAAY!

Miss Ellie, femalemarine89, jo_beth, St. Morales - all drinks today are on me...the kid will be home from Fallujah in less than 6 weeks and his mom is going to party hearty.

Miss Ellie - the Captn. Morgan is poured, jo_beth - the Corona is cold and the lime is sliced, femalemarine and Sgt. Morales - take your pick....and Sparrowhawk is table dancing with Jerry tonite!

[femalemarine_89]

woo hoo mom.. That is great.. i will be here with bells on today :D

[femalemarine_89]

ok i will take a bottle of yeigermeister and coors light.. that will keep me going for the night ;)

[Sgt Morales, AM]

Well Mom...make mine a double Gin & tonic with a Sparrowhawk/Jerry chaser on the side!

[thedrifter]

Well that is Outstanding News.....
Now that's what I call a great Christmas present.....

I will get the next round Marinemom.....

Ellie

[Sgt Morales, AM]

#2 please!

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. here already.. wow yall start early..

[femalemarine_89]

Man I show up for ladies night and there is nobody here :(..

[Sgt Morales, AM]

#3 please...buuuurrrpp!

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. im way ahead of you Sgt.. you have to catch up..
I will get the next round :D

[thedrifter]

Cook is playing reindeer games tonight....;)

I guess we scared the other man....:D

I guess someone has to step up to the plate....

Drinks all around.........

[femalemarine_89]

woo hoo.. thanks ellie.. yeah tonight is my first ladies night.. woo hoo.. where are the table dancers??

[femalemarine_89]

well guess the night ended early :(.. oh well.. hope you all have a good night and talk at ya another day or night which ever it happens to be..

[Sparrowhawk]

don't know when to stick around to party and the only one I see here

is some one sitting over in the coner wearing J.C. Penny long flannel pajamas...


humm, I wonder who is it... didn't know wimen still wore flannel PJ's...




ROTFLMAO

I need a Martini after that zoo tour of duty....

[thedrifter]

Here You go after Your hard days Work....

http://www.randallgallery.com/images/enhancements/martini_candles/martini.jpg

[Sparrowhawk]

Really, need that martini, I'm gona have nightmares after today.

I got home, sat back in bed, and I couldn't stop my mind from counting reindeer headbands, in groups of four to make sure all the kids were all there.

Finally had them all marching to a good cadence by mid afternoon.

they were 1st graders... marching through the zoo wearing reindeer headbands. lol

[thedrifter]

Cook I know what you mean...I did it for 15 years....

If you think you have nightmares, I also did it for youing teens...beside the little ones....

[Sparrowhawk]

Martini night, shaken but not stirred.

Double shot of everything in it!


First wet-t-shirt woman dancing on the table tonight, I'll buy the drinks for.. LOL

[thedrifter]

Start pouring Cook....

I just don't wear T shirts that much so, You'll have to take me in my bikini......LOL


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[JAG5150]

Now were talking about a good time. I hope that it's O.K. if I bring some Bud, I'm not as classy as you all, no martini's for me

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by JAG5150
... I hope that it's O.K. if I bring some Bud, I'm not as classy as you all, no martini's for me

Not classy, I just wash down the Martini with a Bud... LOL

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[JAG5150]

How about the old faithful, A shot of Jack with a beer back. This combo will never let you down.

[thedrifter]

I'll take 151 Rum.....hell why should I stop now, since i started with them New Years.....:D

[femalemarine_89]

Hey yall forget the yeiger all the time.. man I feel no love :(

[thedrifter]

Hell where is Cook....

I'm tired of waiting for my drink......


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[Sparrowhawk]

involved in watching you dance, Ms. Ellie

[femalemarine_89]

man another night i missed out on my drinks.. bummer..

[marinemom]

The sun is over the yardam, ladies - taking drink orders to toast Cook ( I can't believe I said that!) for all his hard work and to salute his return to peon status wuth the rest of us, lol.

Miss Ellie, Captain Morgan is waiting!

[thedrifter]

I'm there....

Now who is going to start pouring for us ladies...

I ready and waiting.....

Ellie

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[HardJedi]

sooo, ladies night again already huh? well, here's to the ladies then! Drink up, and be merry! :)

[Osotogary]

Yes, ladies, tonight may be the most uneventful night of your lives because the "Toast of the Town" may just be playing with his pooch. I said, pooch. LOL. If you will allow me I will barter with the keeper of the inn so that he may provide you with unequaled portions of libation at, of coarse, Hard Jedi's expense. Drink up and be full of merriment just as I have been full of it. LOL.
Enjoy your evening and night.

[B A Hall]

Hell I'll pour but Cook you have to make your own I don't know the fancy drinks.Anybody got a bar tender book?

[Toby M]

One for the ladies and a bucket of suds for SparrowHawk...I buy the first round!

[JAG5150]

I'll mix the drinks, they probably won't be that good but they'll get the job done.

[thedrifter]

I would like to start with my 151 Rum....

I'll take the next round boys...;)

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Ellie

[Timber]

Ok it's a 151 rum to start for Ellie and several yeigers for FM89

[femalemarine_89]

woo hoo thanks for the yeiger Timber.. I wasnot on cause I was in bed still sick, but I hope its gone by the weekend.. Thanks again.

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by femalemarine_89
woo hoo thanks for the hyeiger Timber.. I wasnot on cause I was in bed still sick, but I hope its gone by the weekend.. Thanks again.

Aww, ur not feelign good femalemarine_89?


And tonight, is skivies night, everyone wanting drinks must show up in their skivies....



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[femalemarine_89]

lol.. naw not me cook. Yeah I have been sick since tuesday. Got this damn chit from the hubs. Now he is better and here I am still sick.. Damn URI and sinusitus.

[marinemom]

It is Wednesday - it is Ladies Noght - and we have all been slipping, I hope not staying sober, tho.

The kid is sitting in Kuwait - out of the danger zone - and I'll buy for that - Miss Elllie, the Captain Morgan is poured and the bottle is waiting for you,

[thedrifter]

I'm Ready!

Glad to hear Your son is safe zone...
In no time he will be home...

I get the next round....

Ellie

[airframesguru]

"POP" "POP" "POP" "POP" "POP" "POP" "POP"

This rounds on me.

[Sophora]

Howdy hey Ladies and gents. I thought I'd stop in for a celebatory drink or two. This round's on me. I'll have a nice sipping scotch to celebrate the rain we've been getting. Sparrowhawk was hogging all the rain awhile back and only sent us the wind, but we got around him and smuggled the rain in from Mexico to the south. :p Won't do much for the 10 year drought we've been having but might give us some nice wildflowers this spring.

[airframesguru]

Ms Ellie,

Is there going to be a ladies night during the reunion?

[thedrifter]

Hell It's Always A Ladies Night, Mike...:D

Need another...LOL


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Ellie

[jo_beth]

It's that day again..
hehehe
:banana:

[ringoffire]

Hey, I'm somewhat new. I'll get the first round, but I need a Killians first. How about a round of shots?

[Osotogary]

Thanks for the reminder jo_beth.
I've been so immersed in my private little world that I had totally forgotten what a pleasure it was to be surrounded by a bevy of first class, "A" number 1 category, women just waiting for me to buy them a drink on wednesday night. LOL
Let the good times roll and the liquor flow. Jack Daniels for me with a Shirley Temple chaser. Now that's the ticket! LOL.

[jo_beth]

Ladies night!
Ladies night!
Ladies night!

Bring on the beer!

:banana:

[thedrifter]

Well I will join You JoBeth in having a beer or two...

Not sure if the heat we are having on the East Coast or the beer will have me pass out though....;) :D

Let us see.....

Ellie

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[Osotogary]

Ladies,
Rest easy...the entire evenings drinks are on me. (here's hoping that you two will pass out after the second beer) Just kidding.
Enjoy your evening.

[jo_beth]

WOO HOO
GO GARY!

I'll have a Corona with lime please
thank you

[paquick]

LOOK'S LIKE I'M A DAY LATE AND A DOLLER SHORT,AS USUAL.
+++
SEMPER FI TO ALL THE WHISKEY MIKES
+++
SEMPER FI ALL

[jo_beth]

i guess you can buy tonite, paquick!
:banana:

[Osotogary]

Ladies, ladies. It's only 1645 Eastern Standard Time. You folks are anxious to get the ball rollin"...aren't you? LOL.
Well, let me go home and withdraw some scratch from my Christmas Fund and come over and buy you ladies a drink and talk about the wild time we had last wednesday. okay? Let the good times roll. Enjoy!

[GySgtRet]

Gary,

You are going to rob from your Christmas account for these ladies...??? OK I guess whatever it takes to satisfy the thirst...!!!

[Osotogary]

Pssst, GySgtRet. I didn't have much left in the Christmas Fund this week because I used most of it last week. These wednesday nights are going to be my financial ruin. By the way, it wasn't my thirst that I was satisfying. LOL
You joining in...or what?

[jo_beth]

you have a couple of hours before happy evening ( it's going to take more than an hour)
scratch faster!
lol