View Full Version : I finally did it last night!!!!

08-22-02, 11:45 AM
I attended the first 4 hours of my 8 hour obligated time of
traffic school. Wasn't too bad. The instructor was actually
pretty funny. He said that we're all defensive drivers, just
that some of us are FAST at it. ;) I'm actually looking foward
to my next 4 hours next week...LOL! Heck I might even
consider becoming a traffic school instructor. Now ain't
that scary??!!! ROTFL!!!

08-22-02, 11:48 AM
<b>Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts </b>

16. Claims "road rage" was his idea.

15. Touch his dashboard Jesus? Ride home in the trunk.

14. Makes you stop at every fire hydrant so he can relieve himself.

13. She conducts lane change practice in her Jacuzzi.

12. Conducts the first week's lessons in two chairs using imaginary driving motions and engine sounds.

11. Insists on sitting in back seat & being called "Miss Daisy."

10. Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas.

9. Fails you unless you can get the airbag to pop.

8. Instead of emergency brakes on his side of the car, he has a passenger-side accelerator and a mini bar stocked with Wild Turkey and Ho Ho's.

7. Has "P - R - D - 2 - 1" painted on his fly and keeps yelling, "Shift!"

6. Has a working saw blade on the hood and mutters about "fixing Speed Racer for good".

5. Immediately fails you because his Carmen Miranda-style hat doesn't fit in your Escort.

4. Day One: "Chinese Fire Drills", "Basic Mooning Techniques" and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph."

3. Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins."

2. When he yells "England," you're supposed to start driving on the other side of the road.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts...

1. Insists you turn off the headlights and "use the Force."

08-22-02, 11:56 AM
Were you just waiting for me to post about traffic
school or what? You came up with that pretty fast.
You know the funny part was that he was saying that
people are always in such a hurry to get places and that
when you see someone banging on the steering wheel
it's not that they're banging to the rhythm of the music
but p!ssed off that people aren't moving faster. Well on
my way to traffic school I didn't quite know how far I was
going since I had never been to that city court house and
I was running kind of late and there was an old lady infront
of me and I was banging on my steering wheel saying
"Come on grandma, HURRY UP!! Come on grandma, HURRY
UP!!!" :evilgrin:

08-22-02, 12:19 PM
No, I just knows you......

I just put in your proile then a plus sign "Driving school" plus nuts and it came up with that info...LMAO

8th&I Marine
08-24-02, 11:35 AM
That would be Lady Leathernecks grand daughter one day yelling and beating the steering wheel come on old lady get out of the way. then relize its her grandmother.lmao


08-24-02, 03:02 PM
Oh that was cold Jon :mad: , but FUNNY! :D

Okay I just freaked myself out with thoughts of being
a grandma! :eek:

8th&I Marine
08-24-02, 05:04 PM
:D well i couldnt help it you left it open. hell i cant see myself being a dad. i am 32 today:confused: but what the hell.


08-24-02, 05:52 PM
[QUOTE]I finally did it last night!!!!!! OTE]

Lady many of us have been doing it for years.. about time you learned how <b>to do it!</b>


08-24-02, 06:43 PM
It was a makeover, wasn't it?