LEOs never lie

[fivefoottwo]

The LEO never told me to do anything, he never tried to arrest me in the driveway or anything like he says in his "report",and my Marine husband of 29 years never helped handcuff me and stuff me in a cruiser, but of course according to most minds here, the LEOs "report" would be the truth because LEOs never lie.

I thought I would find upholders of the Constitution here, but I was so very wrong.

I can see how far this country has fallen now and it has given me strength.

Thank you all.

TOPIC CLOSED

[USNAviator]

I thought this topic WAS closed by Sgt Leprechaun, the moderator. (The Expert Witness thread)
Why would you then reopen it after he just closed it?


My guess is that it was necessary to get in the last word. Or did I just do that?

[Mistybluelady]

My guess is that it was necessary to get in the last word. Or did I just do that?

Nope....I did.......................

[USNAviator]

Not fair, Misty! You're going against the United States Constitution. LOL


It's her birthday Dave, she has to get in the last word. Oh oh did it again.

[Mistybluelady]

Sorry, that's different. I guess this is her birthday present, then.

Yep....and I get to highjack whatever dumb ass thread I want!:p

[elliscraig12]

Yep....and I get to highjack whatever dumb ass thread I want!:p
Go for...oh wait.

[USNAviator]

Yep....and I get to highjack whatever dumb ass thread I want!:p


I'm staying out of this one because I don't want to get banned. Damn I did it again :nerd:

[Artemis]

Not fair, Misty! You're going against the United States Constitution. LOL


She's Canadian so it's ok.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

I have a better idea. Since you don't like following the rules here, topic closed, deleted, and you are OUTTA HEEERREEEE.

Permabanned.

But of course...since I do get the last word :)....

NOW I see why you got locked up. Just can't follow the rules, and have to have the last word.

That answer...is incorrect.


Change of plan, I'm leaving this one. You see, when someone searches....you get the idea.

[Zulu 36]

That has to be one of the best posts I've ever seen.

Except for those other best posts.

[USNAviator]

True......

Dave that's the best post you ever posted

Short and sweet and to the point

[Zulu 36]

Dave that's the best post you ever posted


One of the shortest anyway. (Hell, I should talk). :D

[USNAviator]

Thank you, Dan. I hope it's in keeping with the U.S Constitution

True!

[Rocky C]

True!

X2 :D

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Another thread....derailed. Alas...we hardly knew ye...

[wildwoman73]

.

[USNAviator]

Another thread....derailed. Alas...we hardly knew ye...

She was five foot two
That's all she grew
But oh what mischief
those five foot knew

Sorry Chuck, I know your the poet laureate around here. That's the best I can do

Speaking of Blooperman, has anyone heard from him?

[USNAviator]

There once was a lass with a 'tude
A deputy thought it was rude
She advanced on him with haste
And for that of course she was maced
And by the audience here she was booed


There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his gold in a bucket
But his daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Shall we continue with the bar maid from Bristol? lol

[USNAviator]

last one

There was a young barmaid at Sail
Tattooed on her chest the price of Ale
And on her behind
For all of the the blind
was the same, but in brail

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Dave, I hereby nominate you the Official site Shiitehouse poet.

Commander, you are the Chief engineer on the derailment express.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[USNAviator]

Dave, I hereby nominate you the Official site Shiitehouse poet.

Commander, you are the Chief engineer on the derailment express.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Dave that's quite an honor. You're a poet and don't even show it, let alone know it so don't blow it

[Sgt Leprechaun]

I just spit my sub samich out my nose.

[wildwoman73]

How'd that feel?

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Unpleasant but it wasn't as bad as when I shot whiskey out...

Never mind.

You don't want to know.

[wildwoman73]

:o

[elliscraig12]

There once was a lass with a 'tude
A deputy thought it was rude
She advanced towards him with haste
And for that she was maced
And by the audience here she was booed
Good one!:thumbup:

[IndieArms]

Step 1 in interacting with LEO's: Do NOT fail the "attitude" test.

Step 2: Repeat step 1.

First lesson I got from a friend in LE. Lived by it to this day. Great advice.

[silverdollar]

[quote=fivefoottwo;771582]The LEO never told me to do anything, he never tried to arrest me in the driveway or anything like he says in his "report",and my Marine husband of 29 years never helped handcuff me and stuff me in a cruiser, but of course according to most minds here, the LEOs "report" would be the truth because LEOs never lie.



Who would you believe, an LEO or a drunk midget?

[USNAviator]

< 5'3'......If this ever goes to court best if you take your attorneys advice and keep you mouth shut during the proceedings. Don't roll your eyes, don't make comments above a whisper.

[michagnu]

[quote=fivefoottwo;771582]The LEO never told me to do anything, he never tried to arrest me in the driveway or anything like he says in his "report",and my Marine husband of 29 years never helped handcuff me and stuff me in a cruiser, but of course according to most minds here, the LEOs "report" would be the truth because LEOs never lie.



Who would you believe, an LEO or a drunk midget?

Neither LEOs are too arrogant I like PIECES they're deep. I never met a drunk midget who wasn't low enough to lie. (Yes, I am blonde why do you ask?)