Phantom Blooper
03-05-11, 07:28 AM
Of course we all know there is no such thing as a "former" Marine, but go with it for this story.
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FORMER MARINE
A former Sergeant having served his time with the Marine Corps took a new
job as a school teacher. Just before the school year started he injured his
back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his
body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new
teacher was a Marine, they were leery of him and decided to see how tough he
really was before trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the
window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie
flap, he took a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest, twice.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
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FORMER MARINE
A former Sergeant having served his time with the Marine Corps took a new
job as a school teacher. Just before the school year started he injured his
back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his
body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new
teacher was a Marine, they were leery of him and decided to see how tough he
really was before trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the
window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie
flap, he took a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest, twice.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.