MEPS physical foreskin question

[Spartacus5405]

Hey guys, I finished my asvab and got a 80, gt 117. I'm doing my physical on Tuesday and wanted to know if they will DQ me for not being circumcised? or will they make me pull it back? If yes, how far? any other info about the crazy stuff they make u do during the physical would help too, thanks

[TunTvrnWarrior]

Since you are in the Long Beach area, you may want to check out this website to get that taken care of: http://www.drduel.com/

[Old Marine]

Un-friggen believeable. They are going to make you skin it all the way back and it sure as hell better not be all crusty and dirty as hell, because if it is they will amputate immediately.

[SlingerDun]

gross. i'd rather be debriding foul, septic, purulent exudate from neglected horse hooves

[Old Marine]

Had this Marine in my unit in Korea and he was having some problems so he went to sick bay and they took off the skin. He came back with a can of spray in the event he got stiff so he could spray and not hurt so bad.

[Wyoming]

This one is definately a FIRST!

[GunRun]

Is...is..is this for real? I never heard of this one. They don't make you peel it back. At least I didn't. He looked at it funny, but that's about it.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Classic of the day....heck, maybe the MONTH.

Should I make this a 'sticky'?

[SlingerDun]

grosser

[Spartacus5405]

I think this conversation got side tracked a bit, I haven't gotten an answer to my question :/

[Old Marine]

I think this conversation got side tracked a bit, I haven't gotten an answer to my question :/


I don't think it got sidetracked at all. All these Marines are laughing so hard, that they cannot type any replies. I'm guessing that it is on the back burner for now.

Let us know how it goes on Tuesday at your physical.:evilgrin:

[GunRun]

Read my post again, kid. I wasn't DQed for not being circumsided.

[Spartacus5405]

K thanks guys I'll let y'all know how it goes tuesday

[TunTvrnWarrior]

Spartacus, sorry for the ribbing I gave you. This was indeed a first for us. Art Linkletter had a show that was before my time by the name of "Kids Say The Darndest Things". The kids would say something so outrageous that one would laugh till they cry from the pain of laughter.

Congrats. And oh, dont tell your recruiter what you asked us. He will fall out of his chair.

[Spartacus5405]

alright thanks TTwarrior

[Spartacus5405]

yea and thanks old marine at first I thought u were for reals

[Old Marine]

Spartacus, sorry for the ribbing I gave you. This was indeed a first for us. Art Linkletter had a show that was before my time by the name of "Kids Say The Darndest Things". The kids would say something so outrageous that one would laugh till they cry from the pain of laughter.

Congrats. And oh, dont tell your recruiter what you asked us. He will fall out of his chair.

I thought you were supposed to let it all hang out at the Recruiters office.:evilgrin:

Spartacus: I am for real. An Old Marine, but for real. :evilgrin:

[Marine3451]

Congrats Man you just made my shop laugh

[Spartacus5405]

alright guys I'm now part of the brotherhood (kind of) I've sworn into the USMC and my ship date is 2011 09 19, my recruiter MADE me swear in open contract but hopefully he'll get me into 03xx with RECON, and they did make me pull back my foreskin O_O and "face the wall, bend over and spread em" :(

[Lisa 23]

Spartacus5405, the day you're part of the "brotherhood" is the day you graduate boot camp, not before.

[Spartacus5405]

Spartacus5405, the day you're part of the "brotherhood" is the day you graduate boot camp, not before.

ohh :(
make no mistake sir, I'll work hard and earn the mark of the brotherhood when I graduate boot camp, thank you all for your help

[TunTvrnWarrior]

they did make me pull back my foreskin O_O and "face the wall, bend over and spread em" :(

Welcome to the Corps!

[Lisa 23]

ohh :(
make no mistake sir, I'll work hard and earn the mark of the brotherhood when I graduate boot camp, thank you all for your help

I'm not no Sir.

[Spartacus5405]

I'm not no Sir.

M'am?

[Lisa 23]

M'am?


Yes.
For future reference, check profiles first.

[Phantom Blooper]

Skin it and bend over.....the life of the Marine Corps....gotta love it!

[AlohaMarine]

This is friggin great.

Kid, I would reenlist if my CRS would give me a "Guarantee to be Spartacus5405's NCO" incentive.

We would have a blast.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Awwww...you'd KILL the lad LOL

[Gunz]

Wow! I think I have to have a drink after reading this thread. :beer:

[Burke7051]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH CHRIST THIS WHOLE THREAD HAS GOT TO BE A COMPLETE JOKE RIGHT?

I mean who in their right mind would seriously ask a a question like this?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMFAO BAHAHAHA

Oh god now I'm hyperventolating now...
:bunny:

[thewookie]

I got circumsized while I was in at 26 years old,,, got 5 days off for it -- and I needed it cause it was painful. I didn't need to get snipped, but it was time to lose the aardvark. Point is -- I got through MEP's and my first contract with my aardvark.

:beer: Good luck.

[AAV Crewchief]

LOL......I don't remember them making me skin it back, but that was nearly 30 years ago! Anyhow, hope it all goes well. I do remember the pretty Major doctor who grabbed my crotch and said cough checking for the hernia....;)

[Spartacus5405]

Yea they did make me :( but I passed the physical and swore in, so it all went good. The funny thing is that alot of other recruits (I mean almost all of them) thought the Doctor was gunna stick his finger in their ass!!

[thewookie]

thought the Doctor was gunna stick his finger in their ass!!

They don't do that until you are at bootcamp, ouch. :cry:

[Spartacus5405]

They don't do that until you are at bootcamp, ouch. :cry:

They do though??? :O