Dave and Dan's Derail Debacle

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Whereby totally random thoughts and rabbit trails are posted, commented on and remarked upon. Thanks to the Dave and Dan show! Let the randomness....COMMENCE.

Sigh.

[USNAviator]

Whereby totally random thoughts and rabbit trails are posted, commented on and remarked upon. Thanks to the Dave and Dan show! Let the randomness....COMMENCE.

Sigh.

You're up Dave, it was your idea!!! LOL... My God random thoughts? I could spend all day on here....;).. Disjointed? Sorry no drugs allowed!! Do we get T shirts??

[USNAviator]

You're up Dave, it was your idea!!! LOL... My God random thoughts? I could spend all day on here....;).. Disjointed? Sorry no drugs allowed!! Do we get T shirts??

There goes my credibilty as a former officer....lo!! I'll submit my resignation in the morning, in triplicate

[m14ed]

Debacle ???? (used in a sentence ) Example=
Your Military Alignment is to be correct when the seams of your trouser zipper flap, dress shirt seam and the Edge of Debacle of your web belt are inline ???


Had to toss that somewhere
Have any of you good people ever wondered if POTUS/obamasan and CLUTCH CARGO were seperated at birth ???

I think there is a very Strong Family likeness around their lips when animated.

[sparkie]

Does this mean I can't sidetrack other threads? Damm. Need a new hobby.

[0331 2 0369]

I really don't think this thread is going to stop the "derailment efforts" that some people love to do. Isn't that right Sparkie? :D

[lastcigar]

Ironic, very ironic.

[hbharrison]

Who, what I need more coffee and I got to go p**.

[USNAviator]

I just came in from court and said W T F???? I cannot believe Lep actually did what I suggested, and make this a thread and sticky...LOL
Commander, Dan, USNAviator, I can't believe you alluded to how I outrank you in age but not in pay grade. I suppose my O-3 time doesn't count, as it does not approach the O-5 paygrade......I was going to say that my USMC grade, E-5, outranks any Navy rank, but would be too cold, even for me :)))))))

I wasn't alluding Capt. merely stating the facts.....:D

BTW I was shocked as well about this, I'm not even sure I understand it's purpose. Nice burn on the E-5 comment

[micarr57]

totally random thoughts......
lots of room there
how am i supposted to post a random thought
i'll have to think about that ....
and get back to you

[sparkie]

I'm tired. Only the young die. It sucks a big one. I volunteer but they won't send me. I have some time left to do a waisted war again. I'm tired,,, Again,,,. fukthem.

[sparkie]

Sorry.

[USNAviator]

Sorry.

None needed. You're boy OK?

[sparkie]

Yea,,,, His dream is firefighter. I respect him.

[sdk87to91]

Israel?

[0331 2 0369]

Israel?


Lower California...... otherwise referred to as Mexico. :D

[lonewolf121]

Lower California...... otherwise referred to as Mexico. :D

When I lived in San Diego, we use to reference Chula Vista as Chula Jauna... :cool:

[Mongoose]

I just came in from court and said W T F???? I cannot believe Lep actually did what I suggested, and make this a thread and sticky...LOL
Commander, Dan, USNAviator, I can't believe you alluded to how I outrank you in age but not in pay grade. I suppose my O-3 time doesn't count, as it does not approach the O-5 paygrade......I was going to say that my USMC grade, E-5, outranks any Navy rank, but would be too cold, even for me :)))))))
Advanced and I out rank both of you. We were grunts.

[Mongoose]

And he even threw in the "sigh" on purpose because he knows it cracks me up when he says that as he closes a thread when folks are out of control and it's like a grandfather watching his grandchildren running wild, then he gets fed up and says time for bed! and sighs, like, why do they plague me so------first time I've ever seen Lep use it to OPEN a thread.
So, Dan, here, we don't have to worry about straying from subject matter at hand, because there is none to begin with.
Finally a subject Dave and Dan can relate to. A subject on nothing. ( just kidding )

[USNAviator]

Advanced and I out rank both of you. We were grunts.


I'll grant you that one Billy. :thumbup:

And since this is a place of random thoughts, I wonder how the word grunt became used to describe infantry

[USNAviator]

Another random thought. Met a shipmate today. I was walking down the sidewalk when I noticed a guy squatting down, coffee cup in one hand, another one with some change next to his feet

One other thing I noticed was that he was wearing a Navy ball cap. Well normally I pass on by but something made me stop. Seems this gentleman and I served on the Kennedy together during my first deployment. He was enlisted, part of the ships crew. I knew he wasn't full of bs because I asked him if he remembered the C.O.'s name. Damn straight he did

We got to talking, he hit some bad times, lost a few jobs. His wife died, well you know the story. He's staying in a shelter now till he gets back on his feet. I gave him what I had on me, offered to stake him to a meal.

We shook hands and then I turned to walk away. About 3 seconds went past when he called to me "Sir" I turned and he snapped off one of the best salutes I've ever seen.

Now I 'm going to lie, that salute brought tears to me eyes

Yes I met a shipmate today. And not only did we serve on the same ship, we serve together in the brotherhood of man

[Rocky C]

Random Thought ???

I miss Prell Shampoo.
I wish it would come back............

[Mongoose]

Another random thought. Met a shipmate today. I was walking down the sidewalk when I noticed a guy squatting down, coffee cup in one hand, another one with some change next to his feet

One other thing I noticed was that he was wearing a Navy ball cap. Well normally I pass on by but something made me stop. Seems this gentleman and I served on the Kennedy together during my first deployment. He was enlisted, part of the ships crew. I knew he wasn't full of bs because I asked him if he remembered the C.O.'s name. Damn straight he did

We got to talking, he hit some bad times, lost a few jobs. His wife died, well you know the story. He's staying in a shelter now till he gets back on his feet. I gave him what I had on me, offered to stake him to a meal.

We shook hands and then I turned to walk away. About 3 seconds went past when he called to me "Sir" I turned and he snapped off one of the best salutes I've ever seen.

Now I 'm going to lie, that salute brought tears to me eyes

Yes I met a shipmate today. And not only did we serve on the same ship, we serve together in the brotherhood of man
Great story Dan. It breaks my heart to see people get that far down. And I want to thank you for giving your old ship mate what you could. Least of all, we forget our brothers. I think you would have made a great Marine, Dan.

[USNAviator]

I think you would have made a great Marine, Dan.


Billy I take that as an incredible compliment. Thank you sir

Fair winds from the Navy

[USNAviator]

You know I've always wondered when extra terrestials visit our planet, why do their space craft have navigation lights? Is it that crowded out there in hyper space? ;)

[sparkie]

Crap..... I can't say much. The lizzard people are listening.

[sparkie]

Truthfully, have you seen things? The road in front is abt 50 yds out. Abt 6 months ago I saw a tall man all in black with wide brim hat gliding down the road a bit faster than a walk, and no walk/bounce. Since then my wife and son have seen him on seperate occasions. Do you bozzos ever see things?

[USNAviator]

Truthfully, have you seen things? The road in front is abt 50 yds out. Abt 6 months ago I saw a tall man all in black with wide brim hat gliding down the road a bit faster than a walk, and no walk/bounce. Since then my wife and son have seen him on seperate occasions. Do you bozzos ever see things?


Sparkie

When I was in advanced flight in Kingsville, I was flying a late night nav problem when I saw "something" It was light in the sky. It went verticle. horizontal, it stopped, it dived. It was pretty frigging amazing. I radioed into ATC asking if they had picked up any "anomalies" on their screens. Nothing. Then they asked if I wished to report a UFO. Negative on my part, that was a career ender. That was rubber room time

The next day in the Austin Statesman American, in bold headlines, two Continental Air pilots reported seeing a UFO. I felt better but I still kept my mouth shut

[USNAviator]

A lot of pilots report UFOs, a lot of state police and highway patrol troopers, a lot of citizens on the street---has to be something to it. Project Blue Book said there was.

Oh I agree Dave. If you study the history of reported sightings,they intially occured soon after the end of WW2 and our detonation of an atomic weapon

But Dave, that brings up a question, if there are more advanced civilizations, how did they get that way? Do they have a God? Do they believe in our God.

Oh wow my head hurts....:beer:

You know this goofy thread might workl after all!!

[USNAviator]

That Roswell incident wasn't a weather balloon.

I agree 100%. But hey it was handled by Zoomies. Oh sorry Dave, no offense intended.......:D

[Phantom Blooper]

if there are more advanced civilizations, how did they get that way?


They get jobs in Washington.DC

[USNAviator]

They get jobs in Washington.DC

Probably live in Georgetown as well, with Gore Vidal. You know Chuck I always suspected him of not being "right". Oh I know he's not all right but but if he's left then how can he be right, am I right?

[Phantom Blooper]

Can't argue with someone when they are right....Dan....am I right?:beer:

[USNAviator]

Thanks, Dan.....I have made mistakes like all of us, but one of my very worst was the day I disclosed to my Marine buddies from the mid-1960s that 12 years after I got out of the Corps, I became an Air Force JAG, Captain, for three years.
It makes no difference to them, ballbusting-wise, if it was 12 years or 12 minutes.
I have never heard the end of that. LOL

I think that ball should be kept in the air, Zoomie. All seriousness aside, you can up from the bottom my friend, the Corps, GED, college then Law School and the into the AF Jag ( Ok one career slip....lol) You sir are an inspiration to all the young folk who are looking up at nothing

Fair winds, Sgt/Capt

[USNAviator]

Can't argue with someone when they are right....Dan....am I right?:beer:

Not unless you left, am I right?

[Phantom Blooper]

How about ambidextrous?

[Phantom Blooper]

Area 51 ?

[USNAviator]

How about ambidextrous?

Then that would make you a middle of the road liberal/conservative with far too much time on your hands. But are you right brain or left...hmmm?. Another day


Hold up your right hand. Sorry right is wrong

[Mongoose]

I think that ball should be kept in the air, Zoomie. All seriousness aside, you can up from the bottom my friend, the Corps, GED, college then Law School and the into the AF Jag ( Ok one career slip....lol) You sir are an inspiration to all the young folk who are looking up at nothing

Fair winds, Sgt/Capt
Well what about this old grunt? Hell, I started out with nothing. And I still have most of it.

[USNAviator]

Dan, how many classes do you teach over there?? And are they all history classes?

Three Dave, all history, all US History!!!

[USNAviator]

Well what about this old grunt? Hell, I started out with nothing. And I still have most of it.


LOL ...how true Billy. But you were a Marine, and no one can take that away from you...:thumbup:

[sparkie]

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[sparkie]

Yea the spaces wouldn't hold in this text format,,,sorry.

[sparkie]

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[lonewolf121]

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[Mongoose]

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[USNAviator]

Or, maybe five or so spaces between letters, not words.....the characters appear slurred, otherwise.

oscar, hotel
golf, oscar, delta
november, oscar, tango
mike, oscar, romeo, siera, echo
charlie, oscar, delta, echo

lima, mike, alpha, oscar.......:D

[Phantom Blooper]

Who is on first?

And depending which side of field you are sitting on is it the left or right?

Where is the shortstop and second?

Is it in the middle?

Am I right?

[USNAviator]

Who is on first?

And depending which side of field you are sitting on is it the left or right?

Where is the shortstop and second?

Is it in the middle?

Am I right?

Great A@C routine Chuck.


Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.

[USNAviator]

A math lesson by Lou Costello. Recognize the guy on the left?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W7XJ41JPSc

[Phantom Blooper]

Shemp Howard

[USNAviator]

Shemp Howard

Correct!! I believe "older" brother of Moe and Curly ( Maurice and Jerome)..LOL well as it has been advertised, this is a thread about random thoughts.

[sparkie]

Almost ashamed I started this crap,,,,,,, I come in peace,,,,,.

[USNAviator]

Almost ashamed I started this crap,,,,,,, I come in peace,,,,,.

What crap?

[sparkie]

Dan,,, I started morris code crap 'cause this is the refuge thread,,,. But I am too old and tired to impress anyone. Pardon my ego. I stand waiting for any who care. OOPS,,, my ego again.....

[USNAviator]

Dan,,, I started morris code crap 'cause this is the refuge thread,,,. But I am too old and tired to impress anyone. Pardon my ego. I stand waiting for any who care. OOPS,,, my ego again.....

I'm not sure how you and your fellow Marines will take this but no worries here my brother. Not a brother Marine but a brother who served.

Morse code is a dieing soon to be lost art. I tried but failed when as a kid to master it, wanted to get my license, built a Halicrafters kit from scratch

Are you proficient in Morse?

[sparkie]

No,,,, I just had to learn it in '69. As a 2841. And I have no problem with you,,,, my brother servant... Semper Fi.

[USNAviator]

No,,,, I just had to learn it in '69. As a 2841. And I have no problem with you,,,, my brother servant... Semper Fi.

Thanks, fair winds!

[kenrobg30]

Good Morning Sparkie and DAN. Snow is getting up to my elbow this morning. We are still waiting for the REAL storhere, that everyone around us is bragging about. We only got about six inches over night. After a while, I'llo have to go out and try to find my dog, thje last time I saw him, he was tunneling out behind the house. I'll just have to follow his anchor cable, or reel him in like a fish.
I wish you Gentlemen (?) would stop being so polite to each other, It makes me wonder what you're up to. ;) S/F!! Ken

[Marine1955]

I'm not sure how you and your fellow Marines will take this but no worries here my brother. Not a brother Marine but a brother who served.

Morse code is a dieing soon to be lost art. I tried but failed when as a kid to master it, wanted to get my license, built a Halicrafters kit from scratch

Are you proficient in Morse?


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[lonewolf121]

That's freakin awesome!

[USNAviator]

Good Morning Sparkie and DAN. Snow is getting up to my elbow this morning. We are still waiting for the REAL storhere, that everyone around us is bragging about. We only got about six inches over night. After a while, I'llo have to go out and try to find my dog, thje last time I saw him, he was tunneling out behind the house. I'll just have to follow his anchor cable, or reel him in like a fish.
I wish you Gentlemen (?) would stop being so polite to each other, It makes me wonder what you're up to. ;) S/F!! Ken

Ken, good to see you posting again. Isn't you dog's name Sparkie?

Gentleman? In the words of the immortal, Jerome "Curly" Howard, who came in?

Thank you for your opinion on the Korea War memorial in D.C. It's most impressive, especially in the early evening just before sunset, eerie in fact. Your point that the last statue in the column, a radio man is out of place. He would not have been last but if not directly behind the squad leader then certainly very close by

[Mistybluelady]

Had to come and check out the Dave and Dan show... surprised Mr humble hasnt pulled rank yet and got his name first on the card....isnt that a song..oh Lord its hard to be humble... speaking of "god" he sent me a couple of pm's... asked him to keep a eye on you Dan...not quite sure about you anymore:p

hugzzzzz from the
Canadian :angel:

[Rocky C]

Morse code is a dieing soon to be lost art. I tried but failed when as a kid to master it, wanted to get my license, built a Halicrafters kit from scratch

Are you proficient in Morse?

Yes Sir............

[USNAviator]

Had to come and check out the Dave and Dan show... surprised Mr humble hasnt pulled rank yet and got his name first on the card....isnt that a song..oh Lord its hard to be humble... speaking of "god" he sent me a couple of pm's... asked him to keep a eye on you Dan...not quite sure about you anymore:p

hugzzzzz from the
Canadian :angel:

Well now, a visitor from a foreign land. Welcome, still cold up there? Two below? Oh sorry that's in Mississippi

The only reason my name isn't first is because I "insisted" Dave be first. He's a true gentleman and he's older. Rank may have its privilege but age before beauty still goes!!! ( sorry Dave)

So now you PM God? And he PM's you back? Mmmmmmm....Does Pat Robertson know about this, I thought he was the only one with God's address

Nevertheless it's good to hear from you again. I think the last time I saw you was at The Club Babylon, wasn't it?. Ah....old times there are not forgotten

Thanks for the hugzzzzz's Canadian Lady and don't be a stranger

Irish ;)

[Mistybluelady]

Ahhhh Babylon, those were fun times werent they? I hope you are a better tipper now.
And yes.. I am in good with "God" .. we chat... mostly about you...how sweet and humble you are... you must have the supermodels following you all over.....must be rough.... See ya Irish.... hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[USNAviator]

Ahhhh Babylon, those were fun times werent they? I hope you are a better tipper now.
And yes.. I am in good with "God" .. we chat... mostly about you...how sweet and humble you are... you must have the supermodels following you all over.....must be rough.... See ya Irish.... hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LOL.... we sure did have some good times, what I can remember. I always gave you the biggest tip O'Canada. BTW, how are the twins these days? Boy those two really put on a show :)

Very kind of you ma'am to be so concerned about me. If all those supermodels put all their heads together they would still be a lobe short

Give my best to everyone especially Tucker. Stay warm up there in the frozen north. I think I still have your gstring sorry gmail address. Was off on a tangent

Irish Himself

[USNAviator]

I guess this thread DID take off, after all, Commander.


I think it did very well thanks to you Dave. Great idea and thanks to Lep for going with the flow

[sparkie]

Well,,,, Lep has been drunk for a month,,,,,, so don't hold yer breath. I, however is completely cogisnant of my actons,,,. After all, I have sworn to drink no more than normal. Boy, that wall just moved.

[Phantom Blooper]

Originally Posted by Dave2571 http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/images_ln/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?p=733988#post733988)
I guess this thread DID take off, after all, Commander


Then it looks like it slowed down.....

Let us all hold hands and make contact with the living.

And liven things up around here....I mean come now .....it was being discussed about G-strings and big tippers and then last call.....


Where there is hot, there is cold, where there is up, there is down, and where there is neither, there is nothing.

You are not the first to run into this conundrum, as this is how it was phrased by the author of Alice in Wonderland:

"Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."

Louis Carroll

[USNAviator]

Back to G-strings, then.

Well I see some one gave life to this thread once again

[Mistybluelady]

It was G-MAIL!!! thanks alot Irish.... I owe ya one....lol

[USNAviator]

It was G-MAIL!!! thanks alot Irish.... I owe ya one....lol


Always ready to help out Misty. Even at the Club Babylon I was a big help making sure nothing happened to the twins snake. What was his name, Bubbles?

Speaking of slips, do woman still wear them? Did Freud wear one?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg

[Mistybluelady]

Cant really speak for Freud.... never saw him in Babylon.....you however were a regular

[USNAviator]

Cant really speak for Freud.... never saw him in Babylon.....you however were a regular


Yes I know, I even went when I was feeling irregular. And why not, you always put on a good show!!! I read somewhere that the night the SP's raided the Club,nothing could hold or contain the twins. They just busted out.

[Mistybluelady]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahaha thats funny chit right there!

[USNAviator]

Dan, did you see what Phantom Blooper posted in one of the threads yesterday or last night, a song or poem, I thought it was one of the best things I ever read. I forget where it was now--and it was just yesterday. But there are so many topics and threads---did you happen to see it, it was hilarious.


No I guess I missed that one. Maybe Chuck will let us know where it is

[USNAviator]

I will but something weird just happened. I posted a reply or tried to in the dress blue photo thread and it never showed up

[USNAviator]

Dave did you hear about the guy from Boston who goes and visit Virginia? When he gets to Richmond, the naturally open, caring and generous folks who inhabit that state ask the visitor where's he's from. To which the stoic Bostonian replies.."I'm from Boston,Massachusetts"

The kind and caring Virginian replies, "Welcome to America" ;)

[Phantom Blooper]

Sigmund Freud wore a G-String at Babylon......who would have thunk that?

[USNAviator]

Sigmund Freud wore a G-String at Babylon......who would have thunk that?

I don't know you'll have to ask Misty about that. But I have a random thought. Chuck in the rare times that you put a hand/hands on your hip/hips, are your fingers pointed forward or backward?

BTW, welcome back Chuck. the purpose of this thread is not to have a purpose. Free form stream of consciousness or unconsciousness whatever works for you

[Phantom Blooper]

My thumbs face to the front.....

Unless I throw my hip out to the front cock my neck and say,"Yo wattsup girl?"

Then I am not worried which way they are facing.

[Mistybluelady]

Phantom shouldn't have to ask me... pretty sure he visited me in Babylon.. he is just playing coy.. and I was smart..kept you boys on the opposite sides of the room.. I am not just a pretty face you know.. I got me brains and a g-string that goes a long long way....

[USNAviator]

Phantom shouldn't have to ask me... pretty sure he visited me in Babylon.. he is just playing coy.. and I was smart..kept you boys on the opposite sides of the room.. I am not just a pretty face you know.. I got me brains and a g-string that goes a long long way....


I think I did see Chuck at Club Babylon a few times. Wasn't he chatting up one of the twins? I could never tell them apart. Not Chuck but the twins In fact I think he was between the two of them, coming up for air now and then!

" I got me brains and a g-string that goes a long long way"

Oh the things I could say but I won't....lol

[Phantom Blooper]

I love twins....doublemint......

Enough of pent up sexual energy on this thread to light up at least 3 grids.:beer:

[God]

O'Shea I've warned you about this. What goes on in Babylon stays in Babylon. Don't make me smite you, dumb ass

[Phantom Blooper]

You better watch out Dan....the next thing is the voice will come down and ask you if you like the twin on the left or the right better.....

Then you may be saying Oh God!:beer:

[USNAviator]

You better watch out Dan....the next thing is the voice will come down and ask you if you like the twin on the left or the right better.....

Then you may be saying Oh God!:beer:


Oh God ( sorry) I guess I'm in deep deep sh$t this time. BTW Chuck Always preferred the twin on the right. I guess it depends on your position in life

[Mistybluelady]

Better watch out and behave Irish or God's gonna get ya... he and i are on pretty good terms.....hmmmm.. i am starting to regret getting on board in this thread.... y'all are crazy...:p

[Phantom Blooper]

i am starting to regret getting on board in this thread.... y'all are crazy...:p

Fear is temporary. Regret is forever.
Choose.....the left or the right twin.....

[USNAviator]

Better watch out and behave Irish or God's gonna get ya... he and i are on pretty good terms.....hmmmm.. i am starting to regret getting on board in this thread.... y'all are crazy...:p

I'm always good Misty, even when I'm bad I'm good. But as far as being crazy goes well you might have something there

[USNAviator]

Fear is temporary. Regret is forever.
Choose.....the left or the right twin.....

For Misty that would be a tough choice. You can't leave home without the other :thumbup:

[Phantom Blooper]

Sorta like the nusery rhyme about Mary and her lamb....

Wherever she went they followed......oh God!

[Phantom Blooper]

READY ON THE RIGHT.....READY ON THE LEFT......SHOOTERS,CHOOSE YOUR TARGETS!:p

[Mistybluelady]

I dont even know what to say... completely at a loss for words and definitely want to stay on God's good side.....:angel:

[USNAviator]

I'm staying out of this one, Commander------had to work yesterday, but weeks ago planned on taking the rest of the week off, so it feels good to not make the commute......


Enjoy your time off Dave. Getting ready to give 90 minute lecture at 09:30. Another one at 12:30. Then office hours for a bit. Hold down the fort. I shall return.

[USNAviator]

I dont even know what to say... completely at a loss for words and definitely want to stay on God's good side.....:angel:

LOL...well that's a first!!!!

[sscjoe]

Random thought from my Dad, " Why don't Marines buy their own damn cigars".

[Mistybluelady]

LOL...well that's a first!!!!


HA HA very funny smart azz.... I am a woman what do you expect.. all kinds of worthless droning spills forth from our mouths. Did I just say that?

[USNAviator]

HA HA very funny smart azz.... I am a woman what do you expect.. all kinds of worthless droning spills forth from our mouths. Did I just say that?


Nobody here but us guys so yes.....you did say it!!!!! Have a great one Misty. BTW....great news!!!!!!

[Mistybluelady]

Innocent Dan said that? Amazing. LOL

Oh are we adding Innocent now to his list of characteristics... where does it fall before or after humble? ;)

[USNAviator]

Oh are we adding Innocent now to his list of characteristics... where does it fall before or after humble? ;)


I'll squeeze it in someplace :) For some reason I'm hearing Leon Redbone singing "Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone" in my head. And with all the empty space up there, it has a nice echo!

[DrZ]

Dear Lord....
Why oh why did you send me another PhD who can't find the on/off button on any piece of equipment in the lab? Why do I have to hear, ' Theory says you can't do that' when I have been doing exactly that for the past 30 years? Why does he have to be totally against the military and why I have to listen to him drone on about military spending? Did I really do something so wrong in my misspent youth that you give me these trials over and over again?

Lord... I will make a deal with you. If you quit sending me these educated idiots.... I will make an attempt to go to service at least one Sunday a month. I will reduce my drinking to one... perhaps two drinks a night and will even pitch a little extra in the collection plate when I do show up. I promise to no longer play Jimi Hendrix at 75% just to pi$$ off my children. Finally Lord... I promise to no longer unmercifully beat up the idiots who come post their BS on LN and will learn to better tolerate the stupid people you created just to irritate the hell out of me!

So what do you think Lord? Do we have a deal?

Derailment complete!

[USNAviator]

Larry knows how to play this game....Welcome to the club or asylum take your pick

Beanie, T-Shirt and decoder ring are in the mail

Off to class

[Phantom Blooper]

Beanie, T-Shirt and decoder ring are in the mail




When you send my T-shirt.....make sure that the left and right side is the same size......

[USNAviator]

When you send my T-shirt.....make sure that the left and right side is the same size......

You want the stacked in the front model then. Always a popular choice

[DrZ]

You want the stacked in the front model then. Always a popular choice


Can I just have a stacked model and you can keep the tshirt to defray to cost of the model?????????????????

[USNAviator]

Can I just have a stacked model and you can keep the tshirt to defray to cost of the model?????????????????

All models come stacked. Shipping is free but we leave the handling up to you.

[Phantom Blooper]

Send mine by the postal service....without enough postage....I'll put the stamps on when it gets here....so I can lick em' and stick em'.:p

[USNAviator]

Random questions I have asked myself

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Does God believe that there are atheists?

Whats the deal with Chicken McNuggets? What part of the chicken are these things from?

Isn't Disney World just a people's trap operated by a mouse?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

[USNAviator]

C'est Fini. It's run its course from the the sublime to the ridiculous. I say goodbye to this thread without a heavy heart. My cohort do you agree?

<dl><dd>When I was one-and-twenty <dl><dd>I heard a wise man say,</dd></dl> </dd><dd>"Give crowns and pounds and guineas <dl><dd>But not your heart away;</dd></dl> </dd><dd>Give pearls away and rubies <dl><dd>But keep your fancy free."</dd></dl> </dd><dd>But I was one-and-twenty, <dl><dd>No use to talk to me.</dd></dl> </dd></dl>
<dl><dd>
</dd><dd>
</dd><dd>
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[USNAviator]

Not at all, Dan! This thread is full of important information that anyone can use, either now or in the future. LOL.


I'll contact the Library of Congress in the morning....lol. Fair winds my friend

Dan

[wildwoman73]

I just came in from court and said W T F???? I cannot believe Lep actually did what I suggested, and make this a thread and sticky...LOL
Commander, Dan, USNAviator, I can't believe you alluded to how I outrank you in age but not in pay grade. I suppose my O-3 time doesn't count, as it does not approach the O-5 paygrade......I was going to say that my USMC grade, E-5, outranks any Navy rank, but would be too cold, even for me :)))))))
I just logged on to read some educational material as I always do on midnights and I said "W T F????"...because Dave said "W T F????"...

Well....here's my random thought. I have learned that following a personal trainers daily advise is doing well for me. Relieves stress. Great irritant reducer. However...after sweating through each 30 to 1hr long daily beating, I find removing a sports bra is often like trying to break free from a straight jacket. I may as well skip the gym and just be crazy.

[Blackcat]

Get one with a zipper kid.........

[m14ed]

( o Y o ) Twins and a G-String ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Any Chance one of these ladies will do a lapdance ?

[wildwoman73]

Get one with a zipper kid.........
This gym I go to has intense cardio work outs every night/day. A woman wearing a sports bra with a zipper is a lot like a man wearing a jock strap with a zipper. No way. :)

[Phantom Blooper]

There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple, too
And up in the archives of leatherneck.com
Where this thread is destined to go
An absurd little bird
Is popping out to say coo-coo
(Coo-coo, coo-coo)

coo-coo Regretfully they tell us
coo-coo But firmly they compel us
to say goodnight
coo-coo
To you

So long, farewell DAN & DAVE
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
But before I go I really wish that I could have seen them both.....
The LEFT & THE RIGHT!:beer:

[wildwoman73]

Haha

[silverdollar]

This gym I go to has intense cardio work outs every night/day. A woman wearing a sports bra with a zipper is a lot like a man wearing a jock strap with a zipper. No way. :)



We need pictures.

ps, sports bra not the jock strap.

[USNAviator]

There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple, too
And up in the archives of leatherneck.com
Where this thread is destined to go
An absurd little bird
Is popping out to say coo-coo
(Coo-coo, coo-coo)

coo-coo Regretfully they tell us
coo-coo But firmly they compel us
to say goodnight
coo-coo
To you

So long, farewell DAN & DAVE
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
But before I go I really wish that I could have seen them both.....
The LEFT & THE RIGHT!:beer:


Chuck your poem touched so deeply I had to come back and comment.You sir are a poet, but I'm not going to ask so please don't tell

I was so moved that I contacted some friends at the Pentagon. I hope you are free on 5/15/11 to travel to the Pentagon because on that date you sir will be awarded the Mammary Medal with an oak leaf cluster. Signifying of course the capture and taking of hill 40-DD

I'm hoping to be there to witness your award ceremony but should I prove tardy, carry on tit will be be a day of great rejoicing.

Respectfully

[USNAviator]

And you wanted to end this thread, Dan????

Oh no, not end. I hope this thread will live till infinity. Hopefully when the inhabitants of the planet Oxymoron once again visit, they will take this thread back with them and use it as a foundation of a modern form of government

LOL, sadly yes but I could not let Chuck's so beautiful elegy go unrecognized. He's a poet and he knows it and he shows it!!!

[USNAviator]

In the early 1970s I had a poem published in Leatherneck Magazine entitled "The Nation's Best", under Gyrene Jingles, remember that monthly feature?

** The Nation's Best **

Here they come in perfect line,
All in step, in uniforms fine
They carry their heads above the rest
With pride, for they're the Nation's Best

The drums beat softly as if they were one
People stand tall, every father and son
For they know that there is none to compare
With the U.S. Marines, anyplace, anywhere

Polished gear and shining rifles
Everything cleaned, all down to the trifles
They march with pride, with reason, you see
For they are part of the USMC

If ever you stand, patiently waiting
For a parade, be it sunny or raining
Your time will be well spent,
if, after the rest
You catch a glimpse of the Nation's Best



In all seriousness Dave, that is outstanding.

[USNAviator]

I didn't expect Leatherneck to publish it, but they did. Must not have had many contributions that month in whatever year it was, sometime in the early 1970s or so. I got out in 1967 so I must have been waxing nostalgic when I wrote it. LOL.


So when does the book come out?..lol

[USNAviator]

Not sure I can make a book out of one old poem. :)



Refer back to the book about "Naval Officers who DON'T think of them selves" etc...... I believe that is only two pages including bibliography and table of content

[USNAviator]

Yes, I remember that NY Times Bestseller. It was a very quick read.


Touche Zoomie but it's time for me to leave

[USNAviator]

Another instance of you not failing to remember my USAF JAG years. It was only three years, BUT--- How it comes back to haunt me now and then.

I figured this would be my one final shot, why not take it?

Up in the air junior bird man......lol

Take care

Dan

[wildwoman73]

We need pictures.

ps, sports bra not the jock strap.

Hahahaha!!! You so funnayyyy!!

[Phantom Blooper]

Those subliminal messages are great.....I wonder what would happen if I read this thread backwards?

[DrZ]

Those subliminal messages are great.....I wonder what would happen if I read this thread backwards?

If you accomplish reading this thread backwards and make any more sense out of it than reading it in the correct sequence.... various universities will give you a PhD and send you to work with me!!!

Lord.... you didn't take my deal yet!!!

[God]

Lord.... you didn't take my deal yet!!!


Sorry Larry, the Web was down up here. I'm still using dial up

OK you got a deal!!!

[DrZ]

Sorry Larry, the Web was down up here. I'm still using dial up

OK you got a deal!!!

Very cool.... no more educated idiots!!!!

Now I must fulfill my part of the bargain.

Dialup? I am in trouble even the Man can't get the Internet to be stable!

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Those subliminal messages are great.....I wonder what would happen if I read this thread backwards?

Ooh! Ooh! I know!

"Gooooo to churrrcchhh.....saaaay your prayers....TITHE! TITHE!"

Extra cool points if you can tell me what 1980's comic strip that comes from :)

[USNAviator]

Ooh! Ooh! I know!

"Gooooo to churrrcchhh.....saaaay your prayers....TITHE! TITHE!"

Extra cool points if you can tell me what 1980's comic strip that comes from :)


Nice to see you Jason. It must be visitors day here at the D&D asylum and Law Office

Ladies and gentleman please welcome our founder, Sgt Leprechaun

And I think the first name in the strip is Billy. If I'm correct please give Dave the cool points

Every time think I'm out they drag me back in

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Thank you, sir!

Alas....no.

For either of ya!

This was my FAVORITE strip back in the day. Along with another one, Calvin and Hobbes.

[USNAviator]

Thank you, sir!

Alas....no.

For either of ya!

This was my FAVORITE strip back in the day. Along with another one, Calvin and Hobbes.


Well that's why you were the founder. I liked Calvin and Hobbs as well as a Pogo and Kudzu. But my all time favorite and it's still going strong today is Mr Boffo

[Phantom Blooper]

B.C. (comic strip)

[USNAviator]

B.C. (comic strip)

Chuck you can't knock that one!

[Sgt Leprechaun]

All great and funny strips....

But still no ceegar...

(Didn't think this would be THAT difficult LOL)

[USNAviator]

All great and funny strips....

But still no ceegar...

(Didn't think this would be THAT difficult LOL)

Is the bloom of the rose in the county now?

[Sgt Leprechaun]

And I do believe....we have a winnah!

Bloom County it is!

[USNAviator]

And I do believe....we have a winnah!

Bloom County it is!

I confess I had to look it up. I thought it came from Billy and the Boingers. So I respectfully and with a heavy heart decline the cool points and will be reduced in rank one pay grade. Hell even at that I still outrank Dave......:banana:

[Phantom Blooper]

I was almost close....like hand grenades....horseshoes....and atom bombs....

At least I had the first letters right......

Do Do Do Do Do Doot De Doot Da Doot Doot Doot.....

Judges?

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Hahahahahahaha. Billy and the Boingers was the 2nd name of the 'heavy metal' group founded by Steve Dallas and the gang. (Original name "Deathtongue").

I've got the softcover books and still read 'em when I need a laugh.

[USNAviator]

I was almost close....like hand grenades....horseshoes....and atom bombs....

At least I had the first letters right......

Do Do Do Do Do Doot De Doot Da Doot Doot Doot.....

Judges?

I think since I defaulted Chuck, as first runner up and Poet Laureate of the sight should be awarded the cool points. After all he did get the letters correct. I won't knock whatever the judges decide

[Sgt Leprechaun]

The judges would only be influenced by whiskey. And nikkid wynmz. Other than that they are totally impartial.

[Phantom Blooper]

Sorta like congress...huh?

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Well of course but........HEY!!! That's pretty low.

[sparkie]

Wow,,,,,, bein away I missed alot.
How 'bout this. Anyone checked the magnetic pole shift lately? I figure a flop by October,,,, but that's just me. Lep,,, better point your beer sideways,,no breakage.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Maybe that's why I have a headache. Polar shift. Yeah.

And I drink me whiskey right from a tall water glass.

[sparkie]

Look it up,,,, It's getting facinating. Maybe I'll finally be able to grow grapes around here.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

I'll do that! Is there a scientific non "OMG" link? I might have heard of this before...

[USNAviator]

Look it up,,,, It's getting facinating. Maybe I'll finally be able to grow grapes around here.


Or open up a surf shop when the big one hits and Calf is drifting toward Hawaii. Nevada and Arizona will be the surfing capitals of the US. But given what's being said about plate tectonics, Australia will off our coast any day now. Surfs up!!!

[sparkie]

The sun will rise in the north.

[Phantom Blooper]

When the Mayans predicted the end of the world for December 12,2012 is it because they used a round stone for the calender and ran out of space on the circle of December 12,2012?

[sparkie]

http://www.repairmanjack.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3324&stc=1&d=1267556900

[Phantom Blooper]

That's pretty low.


How low can you go?

Can you go to the floor?

Not anymore!

How low can you go?

LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW.............

I regress and take back congress and say Washington,DC.....:beer:

[sparkie]

Time to bump this place.

I think Sarah Palen is HOT. [ but I thought Jane Fonda was hot in Barballea,,,, so what do I know?]

[USNAviator]

Actually, I have Dave but I think you were misinformed,it wasn't bayonets it was hockey sticks. The 4TH Regiment from N.Carolina had never seen hockey sticks before, they thought it was the work of...

[USNAviator]

Here's the way I figured it----you're a history professor, so if and when you wanted to talk about history, with me or with anyone else--- this would be a place to do it, and would not interfere with any other threads or topics------


OK guess I missed the memo....:D

[USNAviator]

The only alternative would be to ask you things like I did about the Minnesota outfit, right in the War Room, thereby forcing everyone else to read about history, whether they wanted to or not, so I'm glad this thread was made into a sticky, because it makes it more like a chat room, and doesn't cut into any ongoing topics anywhere else.
Not that we would constantly talk about history, but if we were going to, this would be the perfect place.

Actually it's not a bad idea. How much do I get paid? Never mind, it's Pro Bono I know

[wildwoman73]

Hey I have a new friend on facebook that makes and sells history clips. They are pretty interesting. I'll see if I can find the link. I was impressed. I'll dig and see.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Cool. Also, one of you smart guys, why don't you start a 'history discussion' thread in Chestys hooch? Geez, you don't need MY permission! Just do it. <br />
<br />
And the 1st Minn really took a beating,...

[USNAviator]

Thanks Lep, I will talk it over with my co-conspirator. I think a lot of Marines on here are interested in history of all sorts. I know damn well you are. And I could not think of a better place...

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Works for me. You've got MY support...and I'll be there fo'sho.

[doc h fmf]

I AGREE WITH THAT SGT LEP AND CDR,
SEMPER FI MY BROTHERS

STEPHEN DOC HANSEN HM3 fmf

[Mistybluelady]

:angel: What ever happened to this thread..... got alot of laughs here....

[USNAviator]

I just got finished telling Dan this thread did not exist anymore, I couldn't find it a few minutes ago, Lisa


You're not going to apologize again are you?

Lisa it's been a long time since his thread saw the light of day, sort of like Club Babylon

[Mistybluelady]

Ah yes.... here we go... babylon.. what a hot spot..

[USNAviator]

No more apologies, you do em yourself from now on, Commander. LOL


Well there goes my free time

Misty how many years did you work at Club Babylon? And is it true Blooperman was there every night?

[Mistybluelady]

Well there goes my free time

Misty how many years did you work at Club Babylon? And is it true Blooperman was there every night?


Oh gosh... to many to say... and blooper was a big spender back then...

[Mistybluelady]

No more apologies, you do em yourself from now on, Commander. LOL

Just thought of a Canadian connection of my own---my maternal grandmother was from Halifax, Nova Scotia, never became a U.S. citizen, lived on the East Coast most of here life but born and raised in Halifax


Did my boot in CFB Cornwallis just outside of Halifax... got stuck in Halifax for 2 days... not bad considering at the time it was a all male base... but they locked me in my room....:confused:

[USNAviator]

No more apologies, you do em yourself from now on, Commander. LOL

Just thought of a Canadian connection of my own---my maternal grandmother was from Halifax, Nova Scotia, never became a U.S. citizen, lived on the East Coast most of here life but born and raised in Halifax

My Dad's family was from Nova Scotia as well, Antigonish. They were tree farmers. Dad was sent to the States to live with relatives when he was 10

Dave ever hear of Cummings Milk in MA?

[USNAviator]

Did my boot in CFB Cornwallis just outside of Halifax... got stuck in Halifax for 2 days... not bad considering at the time it was a all male base... but they locked me in my roon....:confused:

To keep you from getting at all the guys??? :D

[Mistybluelady]

To keep you from getting at all the guys??? :D


ha funny... not sure if it was for my protection or to protect the men...:angel:

[USNAviator]

Where did Dave go? He must be apologizing to someone

[Meserole08orah]

LOL-----oh yes, facts, I hear about those all day at court... I was really shocked...it's purpose is to bust our b...s, for me asking that a thread be made, knowing Lep wouldn't do it, but because we knew he wouldn't, he did do it. I think it's hilarious---and actually it is sort of a free for all thread for just chatting, like a chat room in a way, but on a thread, exactly like that---so we can use it to shoot the breeze rather than reply to particular topics on threads, where the subject-matter is confined to that topic-----so I like this, it is not like the Biotch Corner in Chesty's Hooch because even that is somewhat restricted in that it is for complaining about specific things that happened to you------It is in essence a "thread chat room".
I knew the E-5 thing was cold, but I just couldn't help myself.......well, maybe I could, but didn't.....


Idk if i have seen you guys actually stick to a topic lmao!!! So why is this any different :) <3 Turds i tell ya jk ;)

[Baker1971]

they dont need to stick to one topic. 3 turds? Whos the other 2 besides u?

[USNAviator]

they dont need to stick to one topic. 3 turds? Whos the other 2 besides u?


Baker not sure if you're up on signs but <3 isn't 3 turds. The poster was saying (love turds.) It's a heart on it's side. I didn't know it until last year when one of my daughters sent me an email with the symbol..........;)

[Mistybluelady]

Mes... you gotta becareful how you say things... some people are just slllloooooowww and dont get it.... and btw.. nice to see you again.....

[USNAviator]

Mes... you gotta becareful how you say things... some people are just slllloooooowww and dont get it.... and btw.. nice to see you again.....


Baker, Misty just called you slow. If you can't speak Canadian let me know I can translate for you

[Mistybluelady]

Baker, Misty just called you slow. If you can't speak Canadian let me know I can translate for you


Maybe I was talkin about some Virginian :D

[USNAviator]

Maybe I was talkin about some Virginian :D


And pray tell who would that be? There re a lot of people from Virginia on here

[kenrobg30]

Misty, DAN probably could translate Canadian for you. His Home state catches about a third of the snow-birds that cross the border in November. Georgia and Florida get the rest, that's why they're so screwed up. Personnaly, I think DAN is a closet Sunbird, but what do i know/. I'm only a Corporal. :D S/F!! Ken

[USNAviator]

Misty, DAN probably could translate Canadian for you. His Home state catches about a third of the snow-birds that cross the border in November. Georgia and Florida get the rest, that's why they're so screwed up. Personnaly, I think DAN is a closet Sunbird, but what do i know/. I'm only a Corporal. :D S/F!! Ken

When it comes to Canadians in Virginia, it's a catch and release program. We simply tag them then monitor them until they leave the state. Making sure of course they don't taint the gene pool by getting married to any of us

[kenrobg30]

When it comes to Canadians in Virginia, it's a catch and release program. We simply tag them then monitor them until they leave the state. Making sure of course they don't taint the gene pool by getting married to any of us

They put their pedal to the metal when they cross the St. Lawrence, and don't let up on it 'till they cross the Patomac. I think they are not too fond of New Yorkers. I got that impression by listening to them on the CB radio. If they can't swear, they can't talk at all. Maybe they're afraid new York will contaminate their language? Oh well, enough of that. DAN, is Dave a lawyer? He must be, I can't understand a thing he writes.
:confused: :evilgrin:. Fair Winds, S/F!!! Ken

[kenrobg30]

Sorry, Ken, will simplify everything.
How ya doin? :)

HE DID IT AGAIN DAN!!! HE APPOLOGIZED!! HE REALY DID! I CAUGHT HIM DAN!!! :banana: S/F!! DAVE.

[kenrobg30]

I always apologize when I'm wrong, Ken. LOL

I never appologize DAVE, I just sit in a corner and sulk.:cry:

[Mistybluelady]

They put their pedal to the metal when they cross the St. Lawrence, and don't let up on it 'till they cross the Patomac. I think they are not too fond of New Yorkers. I got that impression by listening to them on the CB radio. If they can't swear, they can't talk at all. Maybe they're afraid new York will contaminate their language? Oh well, enough of that. DAN, is Dave a lawyer? He must be, I can't understand a thing he writes.
:confused: :evilgrin:. Fair Winds, S/F!!! Ken


Hey come on now!!!! Canadians are nice!!!!:angel:

[USNAviator]

I always apologize when I'm wrong, Ken. LOL

Ken I'm a firm believer that if you do something well you stick with it. Dave apologizes, it's who he is, mainly because he's always wrong

BTW Dave I'm at Logan

[USNAviator]

Hey come on now!!!! Canadians are nice!!!!:angel:

Wait a minute Misty, Dave will be right along to apologize

[USNAviator]

Already??? Too bad there's no Charlies Kitchen at Logan

Ya, I agree it's all fast food. Misty invited me for dinner but that would take me in the wrong direction

[USNAviator]

Misty, I apologize on behalf of everybody who has ever been wrong.
That should cover it, Dan

Dave why don't you make a template and just insert various names? BTW Misty did you know Dave is both invisible and an attorney? Now there is something to apologize for

[USNAviator]

I apologize

Damn Dave you are really good. I could feel the insincerity in that....well done.....Zoomie

[kenrobg30]

Hey come on now!!!! Canadians are nice!!!!:angel:

Only you Misty. Of course, I've had a crush on you for a longt time.:D
S/F!! Ken

[USNAviator]

Only you Misty. Of course, I've had a crush on you for a longt time.:D
S/F!! Ken

That's OK Ken, she has a crush on herself as well

[kenrobg30]

That's OK Ken, she has a crush on herself as well

I'm gonna sit in the corner and sulk. :( I quit for a while, we have a graduation party starting here, in just about ten minutes. My Grand-Daughter graduated today, from Shrink-school. I'm going to have to be start being careful what I say. :p S/F!! Ken

[Mistybluelady]

Only you Misty. Of course, I've had a crush on you for a longt time.:D
S/F!! Ken


woo hoo.... I am a lucky girl....its my b-day soon... just sayin':bunny:

[USNAviator]

Hey, Ken, congratulations to your daughter......from us


Ken I apologize, I should have said something as well. Congrats to your whole family

[USNAviator]

woo hoo.... I am a lucky girl....its my b-day soon... just sayin':bunny:

Yes it's true, Misty will be 21. Of course they use Celsius in Canada :D

[Mistybluelady]

Yes it's true, Misty will be 21. Of course they use Celsius in Canada :D

HAHAHA I am quite happy to be the big 47.... its when I hit your age I am not looking forward to :cool:

[kenrobg30]

Well Dan and Dave, I suppose, now that she has graduated, I'm going to have to quit chewing on the carpet, and blaming it on the dog. :D Fair Winds, and S/F!! Ken

[USNAviator]

HAHAHA I am quite happy to be the big 47.... its when I hit your age I am not looking forward to :cool:


I'm like a great wine and not whine, I only get better with age. Weren't you 47 last year? And wasn't there a great cloud of smoke seen descending toward the States right about the time you blew out your candles?

See I can be nice.

[USNAviator]

Well Dan and Dave, I suppose, now that she has graduated, I'm going to have to quit chewing on the carpet, and blaming it on the dog. :D Fair Winds, and S/F!! Ken

Ken better stop chewing that carpet. One, it can get to be very expensive to replace and two it will hurt your teeth. My best to your bride of these many years, I hope she had a great Mother's day

[Mistybluelady]

I'm like a great wine and not whine, I only get better with age. Weren't you 47 last year? And wasn't there a great cloud of smoke seen descending toward the States right about the time you blew out your candles?

See I can be nice.


Ohhhhhhh schnap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smart azz :mad:

[USNAviator]

Dave

It happened again. Got on the plane, took my seat, no sooner had I sat down when an announcement. "Ladies and gentleman we are very fortunate to have flying with us that famous Naval Aviator, Dapper Dan O'Shea," Well naturally everyone applauded and a few asked to autograph my new book they had been reading

But then it got worse, the two pilots came back and asked if I would take the controls during the flight. They said it would calm the nerve of many aboard if they knew I was on the job

Dave, these two able pilots were actually Air Force. The way they fawned and gushed over me made me realizes just why you became and AF JAG. Nifty baby blue uniforms, built in lifts in the shoes and a deep and abiding Navy envy. It's OK Dave, feel free to admit it, you'll feel better

Or you could spend serious bucks seeing Ken's newly minted "head" doctor grand daughter

[USNAviator]

Dan, you can't go anywhere without being the unwilling center of attention. First it was Harvard Square when we had lunch yesterday, tonight it's the plane trip.
I noticed you always have three or four pens in your shirt pocket for autographs, good planning.


Dave just following your lead. I saw how the folks at the court house worshiped the depth of you bank account. I guess they were shallow at that...:D

[USNAviator]

LOL----nice comeback as always. As I said before, I am no match for The Comeback King, USNAVIATOR. :)


You only speak the truth, makes arguing sort of useless.......:D

[USNAviator]

Absolutely, when I know what the outcome will be.

How was the flight? Not too long, was it??

Truth be told I have always found commercial flying the pits. If I had stayed in avaition, I think I would have enjoyed hauling frieght for UPS etc. No worries about turbulance and upsetting grandma etc

[kenrobg30]

Absolutely, when I know what the outcome will be.

How was the flight? Not too long, was it??

Don't conceed any thing Dave, by tomorrow morning Hr'll foirget everything that was said. I heard that his memory retention is about the same as his bladder.:D S/F!!! Ken

[Mistybluelady]

Don't conceed any thing Dave, by tomorrow morning Hr'll foirget everything that was said. I heard that his memory retention is about the same as his bladder.:D S/F!!! Ken


LMAO.... its so good to be part of the B Team

[USNAviator]

Don't conceed any thing Dave, by tomorrow morning Hr'll foirget everything that was said. I heard that his memory retention is about the same as his bladder.:D S/F!!! Ken


Ken you flatter me. My bladder expands and contracts just like everyone else. But unlike some on here, I don't depend on Depends, at least not yet....;)

[Mistybluelady]

Ken you flatter me. My bladder expands and contracts just like everyone else. But unlike some on here, I don't depend on Depends, at least not yet....;)


Wish I knew that before I mailed you a box of depends!!!!!

[USNAviator]

Wish I knew that before I mailed you a box of depends!!!!!


Yes but it was a very special birthday present, especially the wrapping paper. Who knew that toilet paper came in so many colors?

[Mistybluelady]

Yes but it was a very special birthday present, especially the wrapping paper. Who knew that toilet paper came in so many colors?

Oh wow... some is quick witted today!!!!

[USNAviator]

Oh wow... some is quick witted today!!!!


TODAY???? You haven't been keeping up with your reading have you? I think the twins have been in the way of your eye teeth, you can't see anything.....;)

[Mistybluelady]

TODAY???? You haven't been keeping up with your reading have you? I think the twins have been in the way of your eye teeth, you can't see anything.....;)

I will say it again,,, this time with conviction...SMART AZZ

[USNAviator]

I will say it again,,, this time with conviction...SMART AZZ


Why thank you but you didn't finish your sentence:

SMART AZZ A WHIP

smart as a whip - having or marked by unusual and impressive intelligence

[Mistybluelady]

Why thank you but you didn't finish your sentence:

SMART AZZ A WHIP

smart as a whip - having or marked by unusual and impressive intelligence


oh brother.... should have seen that coming....

[kenrobg30]

DAN + DAVE are both a wit Misty. If you separate them, you get two half- wits. Did I say that? :D S/F!! Ken

[USNAviator]

oh brother.... should have seen that coming....


Yes you wold think so wouldn't you? Especially someone of your advanced age. Oh well I must go back to amusing myself with reading The History of Famous Canadian War Hero's. Fascinating reading, but the book is only 5 pages long so I'm savoring every word, eh?

[USNAviator]

DAN + DAVE are both a wit Misty. If you separate them, you get two half- wits. Did I say that? :D S/F!! Ken


LOL very good Ken. I'm a half wit, Dave is a nit wit.

[Mistybluelady]

DAN + DAVE are both a wit Misty. If you separate them, you get two half- wits. Did I say that? :D S/F!! Ken


LMAO.... thats good

[USNAviator]

Dan---this thread was about 4 pages back

Continuing on about what we were talking about on the other thread, that old Fed Reserve is now a hotel, yes, but the Fed moved to right across from South Station, on Summer Street, but as you leave South Station side entrance, downtown would be on your LEFT, not straight ahead as if you were exiting out the main entrance on the corner.....the area where the Fed is now, that is where the recruiting offices were...They since moved to 118 Tremont St, near Park Square, then to Winter Place, a street that runs from Washington St, one block, to the Common (Tremont St) where they are still located......the recruiting office you signed up at----when you left South Station did you face the downtown area, or did you face the other side of the street so that the downtown area would be on your LEFT??


LMAO Dave it was 1977 I don't remember but how many Marine recruiting offices were in that area after Nam?. I only mentioned South station is because that's where I got off the train

[USNAviator]

From what I can recall the area was pretty shabby. I just looked on a map and I do recall it was near water but unlike today, I only went a few times, there was no such thing as PTing. You got yourself into shape or suffered the consequences

[USNAviator]

Maybe we should mention what's going on Kemosabe?

[USNAviator]

Yes, on another thread that obviously had nothing to do with the present subject---You and I talked about where we joined the military, we got into this conversation about how we joined at almost or exactly the same location, city and street-----so instead of continuing to talk about it on that thread, we brought it here, this thread being a general grab azz thread for anyone to talk about anything----Sgt Lep created it for us months ago---so we use it as sort of a thread chat room.

It's true. Dave and I joined the service at the same place in Boston. I was in college, signed for the PLC program. Dave enlisted a few years before me. But what strikes me as being so odd, is that after all these years we both end up on LN. I could have joined over Christmas break back in Virginia but I waited till I went back to school

Wasn't that pace pretty shabby? And I took my physical at the Boston Navy Yard. No such thing as MEPS

[USNAviator]

It was shabby, but not these days, there is gentrification and urban renewal still going on and it looks great these days---and no MEPS, as such---- but there was a huge Armed Forces Entrance Examination Station (AFEES), yes, they had acronyms back then, much as I can't stand them being used for every single thing nowadays), that was over in South Boston, across from the Barnes Building, which is on Summer St as you come out of South Station, take a right, go over the bridge, keep on going and there is the Navy Building, the Barnes Bldg, across from that is a huge wharf area where cruise ships dock etc now, and there was the AFEES. Same thing in 1979 when I went into the USAF, same place.

I didn't go to the Navy Yard for anything connected with enlisting in 1963 or the physical in 1979


Dave I remember going to Southie but I thought I went to the Navy yard. Was the Navy yard in Southie? Then if you had a physical in '79 at AFEES then must of had one in '77 and '78, same place

[USNAviator]

Nope, across the city in Charlestown, still part of Boston but a separate neighborhood.....leave South Station, go on Atlantic Avenue, around thru the North End area, and before you get to Boston Garden, take a right over that bridge over a channel that leads to Boston Harbor and you are in Charlestown Navy Yard, home of the USS Constitution even today.


No I didn't go to Charlestown, I would have remembered that. Even the Irish in Southie are afraid of the Irish from Charlestown.....lol


So I went where you did

[USNAviator]

Nope, across the city in Charlestown, still part of Boston but a separate neighborhood.....leave South Station, go on Atlantic Avenue, around thru the North End area, and before you get to Boston Garden, take a right over that bridge over a channel that leads to Boston Harbor and you are in Charlestown Navy Yard, home of the USS Constitution even today.


If it was a huge older building, you might have gone to the AFEES, actually part of a small Army facility.



Big room, striped down to your skivies, weigh in first, color blindness test, urine sample, hearing etc. All done in a counter clockwise circle

[USNAviator]

Exactly.

Not only did we sign together in the same place, we also had our physical together in the same place. Very small world my friend, very small

[ARTYPIG]

Why Is The Sky Blue?

[wildwoman73]

Why do bunnies have cotton tails?

[Caesar Augustus]

Nice thread name.

We get trained to derail things lol

[USNAviator]

Dan and Caesar, are you here yet?

Why is this such a pressing issue"


"Why do bunnies have cotton tails?" From Taira.....lol

[Caesar Augustus]

I don't know why bunnies have cotton tails. I do wonder though why are white girls called snow bunnies!

<--Partial to them...

[doc h fmf]

I DONT KNOW JUST LIKE DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THE JELLY ROLLED?

SEMPER FI MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

stephen doc hansen hm3 Fmf

[USNAviator]

I DONT KNOW JUST LIKE DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THE JELLY ROLLED?

SEMPER FI MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

stephen doc hansen hm3 Fmf

Doc are you talking about Jelly Roll Morton? One of the all time greats from the 20's and 30's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7HFnhP_Ctw&playnext=1&list=PL46B16BDCA0A688BB

[Sgt Leprechaun]

Ohhhhhhh....CA you went there.

WHY for the LOVE of ....

[montana]

was wonderin why chickens dont pizzz...then remembers cuzzzz thems eats with thems peckers

[Caesar Augustus]

Ohhhhhhh....CA you went there.

WHY for the LOVE of ....
:)

Snow bunnies

[Sgt Leprechaun]

I grow weary.

[Caesar Augustus]

I grow hungry for them?

On that note I remember telling boots to get the prc E-5 from the Sgt in comm all the time...

[Sgt Leprechaun]

LOL!!!

Having BEEN the "PrC E-5" as the Comm chief I still always found that funny when the boots would show up asking for it...and I'd look them in the eye and say "WHAT did you call me, lad?"

[Caesar Augustus]

Hahaha I'm amazed it still works. You'd think by now boots would have found out about it. I never fell for it because I grew up military so I trusted no one lol.

You know why they call cocaine white girl right?!

[Sgt Leprechaun]

You would think so yeah...but that's why they are 'boots' LOL!

No...(I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this....) Send it..

[Caesar Augustus]

They call cocaine white girl because cocaine makes you feel good and so do white girls.

Even better if you have white girl, you'll pull the white girls and once the white girls do some white girl you'll be doing a double dose of white girl!

[Sgt Leprechaun]

I KNEW I'd regret that sheet.

LOL

[Caesar Augustus]

:)

I blame the Corps and all my redneck buddies for turning me into a white girl addict!

Well and growing up in the AF during the 90s.

Well and.......lol