Marine joke! what the heck!

[JLC18]

Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: __________________________________________
Carter: _________________________________________
Clinton: _________________________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify

* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.


What the hecka is that!! WHo made this??!! We have to graduatae from HS just so we can go to boot camp. What the heck this doesn't make sense.

[wrbones]

1) It's a joke?

2) It's a joke?

3) Who are you? Not to be a profile checking type, but when did ya serve, where, what was yer MOS.

4) It's a joke?

5) The funnier thing is, you didn't seem to get it! LOL!

6) I only responded to this 'cause it didn't make sense. Ya tell a joke and ***** 'cause it ain't funny! LMAO! We need more intel. Marine.

[JLC18]

here mr intelligent marine,

http://usmilitary.about.com/library/miljokes/blmarinetest.htm

it wasn't mine, i saw it from a site.

laterz

[Sixguns]

You might be an Airborne Soldier if...

The first thing you do in the morning is put in a dip
Your favorite beer is someone else's
Your cologne smells suspiciously like bug juice
You think a spit shine means to spit on your boots and wipe them on the back of your pant legs
Your kids wear a high and tight and stand at parade rest
You tell the arresting officer that you have just been alerted and you were speeding to work
When you have dinner guests in between paydays, you try to pass off a hamslice as canned ham
You use your spotter scope to pull surveillance at the pool or the Pope AFB air show
You would rather smoke a private then a Marlboro
Your hide site is cleaner than your room
You set up concertina wire around your house to keep trick or treaters away
You spend your free time thinking of ways you would destroy things if you were a terrorist
You never enter a bar without an E&R plan
You consider a "Recon" walking around the bar looking for chicks
You order a beer from the waitress by hollering "Nurse give me an IV"
You consider a six pack a well balanced breakfast
You say "Hooah" whether you understand or not
You creatively acquire things you need
Every sport you play has the word combat as part of its name.

Here's what I think....

Others often like to joke about or make fun of things they (1) Do not understand, (2) Are afraid of, (3) see as more desirous or respected, or (4) Know they have neither the guts nor the will power to pursue!!!

The sad fact is.... THE USMC IS RECRUITING AND TRAINING A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF UPPER MENTAL GROUP APPLICANTS THAN ALL THE OTHER SERVICES!!! Now who's the dummy????

SF

[JLC18]

That's what I was wondering when I made this post. Like what gave them the idea that Marines are dumb. Out of all the services...

[badbob]

Amen sixguns

The sad fact is: the other branches have had to lower standards in order to fulfill recruitment quotas since 911.

The USMC on the other hand, has a limited number of vacant slots enabling us to hand pick from the best and the brightest.

Believe it Son, there will be a TEST before acceptance, and it will not be bullsh!t like the above. It's called BOOT CAMP

Semper Fi,
Bob