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Marine1955
11-06-10, 11:24 AM
CHRONIC MARINE SYNDROME

In response to the person who talked about Marine Disease, I've discovered
another condition. It's called Chronic Marine Syndrome (CMS). This condition
affects mostly men, but also can affect some women, too.




Symptoms to look for are:

1. Pride in oneself and the organization they represent.
2. A strong willingness to put in extra attention to detail to get the job done.
3. May wear articles of Marine clothing; T-shirts, jackets, watches, well into their 80's.
4. Will not hesitate to stand up or put their hand over their heart, or even salute when the National Anthem is played.
5. Does not succumb easily to political correctness.
6. Is sure of who they are.
7. Is often either respected or hated by others, due to their abilities and talents.
8. May donate toys to needy kids at Christmas.
9. Some have been known to wear their hair in a high and tight well into their 90's.
10. Will look you directly in the eye when talking to you.
11. Will give you a firm handshake.
12. Knows what "honor, courage and commitment" mean.
13. Can usually be found in some type of leadership position in whatever organization they work for.
14. Will often regard their drill instructors with the same respect as their parents.
15 Often found in either law enforcement or various leadership professions.
16 Is extremely thorough at what they do.
17 Does not wear a bunch of patches to adorn their uniform. Their title of Marine is usually sufficient.
18 Often arrives at work earlier than expected. If they wear a shirt and tie in their job, you might see the tie clip between the third and fourth button, centered.
19 Had spent time training at one of three places; Parris Island, San Diego or Quantico .
20 May be able to field strip his rifle, up to 60 years after leaving active duty.
21 Can recite the nomenclature of the M1, M14 or M16.
22 May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect precision point.
23 Will not back down from a fight.


Other symptoms include willingness to take on a challenge and maintaining a positive attitude in the face of adversity.

Yes, CMS is real, and it's very hard to treat. The person with this condition
often utters phrases such as "Once a Marine always a Marine," or Ooo-Rah!!

Some may even say "Semper Fi" on many occasions. It's best if you know
someone with this condition to just leave them be. These people tend to be
fiercely loyal to the Marine Corps.

Folks, this condition, although not curable, can be treated. Some successful
treatments have included:

1. Frequent visits to the base where the last served or looking at their
Marine memorabilia

2. Get them around other Marines to help them flourish. They need other
Marines who have shared the same experiences

3. Have them get memberships in organizations such as the Marine Corps
League, The Marine Corps Association, Together We Served or have them join
Leatherneck com.

4. Some may require extra special attention such as buying items from
grunt com or watching movies about the Marine Corps, this is only natural
and nothing to be afraid of.

Whatever you do, remember that Chronic Marine Syndrome must be managed
carefully. For example: In Michigan , a young man attempted to mug a Marine
Korean War veteran who had advanced stages of chronic Marine Syndrome. It
wasn't pretty! The mugger was severely beaten and required multiple
stitches.

Remember folks, Chronic Marine Syndrome is real, while there may not be a
cure, we can live with it.

hbharrison
11-06-10, 12:47 PM
:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

leprechaun9544
11-06-10, 01:40 PM
Speaking as one who suffers from a severe case of CMS, I am sure that all who suffer from it, are glad they have contracted it ! Semper Fi and a big Ooooh-rah !!

Yonkers
11-06-10, 01:51 PM
:thumbup: Thumbs up :thumbup:

Rocky C
11-06-10, 03:02 PM
:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:.

Semper Fi,
Rocky

Phantom Blooper
11-06-10, 04:13 PM
That is motivating......

In my SITREP....CMS and CRS are side by side nowadays into my fifties.:banana:

:evilgrin:

advanced
11-07-10, 06:21 AM
I have found that this condition becomes even stronger with age.

JAGarland
11-07-10, 09:20 AM
:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

rb1651
11-07-10, 01:17 PM
:thumbup::usmc::thumbup:

PURPLEROSE
11-07-10, 02:03 PM
Sgt Jim has this problem and I found there is no cure.

RLE0352
11-07-10, 02:16 PM
:thumbup: Glad they have a name for it! :marine:

Marine84
11-07-10, 05:49 PM
Yep, that's what it is.

sparkie
11-07-10, 06:58 PM
Guilty. Heard there ain't no shots for it.

USMCM38A1
11-07-10, 07:51 PM
My wife thought it was just me now I can tell her it is contagious but it takes a visit to either Parris Island or San Diego to catch it.

bootlace15
11-07-10, 09:05 PM
I thought it was just me,so happy there are many others who have it. Oh hell, I'll just have to live with it. Thanks 38A1 for the tip.

tdrt
11-08-10, 03:53 PM
What a relief!! And here everyone was telling me I was just being an anal retentive b!tch! I actually have a real condition!!